Uberdirectory 2008 (1056 hits)
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Submitted by Butters (View user info) at 2008-05-09 17:23:38 EDT
You lot can say what you like. I've Camwhored a few times before in the past and I can assure you; you're assorted versions of 'TEH HORRORZ' aren't worth the effort.
So yeah; CAMRA Beer and Cider Festival last week. I was decidedly tiddly.
I heart pillage.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:57:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:56:15 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116611#2707605
dude i counted four mean comments on this entire post.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:35:22 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is that at the bottom of your drink?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-05-12 14:14:04 EDT (#)
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Yeah I took a bit of an uber hiatus, although fuck all seems to have changed around these parts.
Berty, I know you're far off and I could just email you, but Farnham Beer and Cider festival is just around the corner if anyone fancied it. Orphelia, Little Monster, youse lot too. It's not high brow enough for Jake though, I'd garner.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-12 09:08:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-05-10 17:40:16 CDT (#)
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It would be piss funny if you were that old man!
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Nope, she isn't. :) How ya doin', Butters? Haven't seen ya around these parts in ages.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:54:54 EDT (#)
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Lookin' good, Butters.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-05-12 04:20:48 EDT (#)
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heifer
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-11 13:12:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:07:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:42:28 EDT (#)
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I thought it was the male cows that had horns.
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"male cows" does not compute. Many cows, which are female, have horns. Depends on the breed. If the steers/bulls of a particular breed have horns, so do the cows. Often, they are cut, however.
</end husbandry lesson> Now go outside and play. And observe.
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HAHAHAhahahahahaaaaa... *dies*
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-10 21:10:55 EDT (#)
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Cleavage.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-10 20:55:17 EDT (#)
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Pillage and Plunder, yohoho, and a bottle o cider!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-10 20:31:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-10 19:11:41 EDT (#)
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You're waaaay older than I thought you were. Nice Members Only jacket though, what's the vintage on that?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-05-10 18:40:16 EDT (#)
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It would be piss funny if you were that old man!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-10 16:25:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-10 11:42:30 PDT (#)
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why is uber suddenly being so nice?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-05-09 14:38:24 PDT (#)
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Are you sure that wasn't a NAMBLA convention and that someone didn't jizz in your beer?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:06:07 PDT (#)
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I thought you were a chick?
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:19:21 PDT (#)
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either that picture is really big, or you are reeeeaaaalllyy fat.
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-09 16:09:33 PDT (#)
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The size of this picture is about as flattering as horizontal stripes.
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Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:42:28 PDT (#)
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I thought it was the male cows that had horns.
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Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:50:18 PDT (#)
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Y HALO THAR GIANT WALL OF SHE-VIKING!!!
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-05-10 01:37:45 PDT (#)
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I see you're on the all beer diet. Looks like its working.
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There you go, AsshOly.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-10 14:42:30 EDT (#)
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why is uber suddenly being so nice?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-10 13:47:57 EDT (#)
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So how many men did you club and throw over your shoulder?
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-10 13:13:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-10 08:27:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-10 12:23:37 BST (#)
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You look fun to go drinking with.
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I was going to say this also but it always makes me think I'm saying 'you look great fun to get drunk with... but I bet you are shit comany when you are sober'. lol.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-10 07:23:37 EDT (#)
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You look fun to go drinking with.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-05-10 04:37:45 EDT (#)
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I see you're on the all beer diet. Looks like its working.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-05-10 04:35:51 EDT (#)
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it's too bad real ale hasn't really caught on in the states
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-09 23:41:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:11:58 EDT (#)
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When I first scrolled down, I thought that you were the old man.
+2 because I do loves me some boobies.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:50:18 EDT (#)
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Y HALO THAR GIANT WALL OF SHE-VIKING!!!
(No fat-joke necessary, theyre unkind)
+1 for good beer (i hope)
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:40:53 EDT (#)
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Way to post a pic bigger than mine. It's almost to scale.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:12:06 EDT (#)
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Also
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97350
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-09 22:07:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:42:28 EDT (#)
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I thought it was the male cows that had horns.
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"male cows" does not compute. Many cows, which are female, have horns. Depends on the breed. If the steers/bulls of a particular breed have horns, so do the cows. Often, they are cut, however.
</end husbandry lesson> Now go outside and play. And observe.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-09 21:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:06:07 EDT (#)
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I thought you were a chick?
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Once again, you didn't think.
Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2008-05-09 20:42:28 EDT (#)
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I thought it was the male cows that had horns.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:28:13 EDT (#)
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Really expected a guy here...hooray for cleavage!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:26:17 EDT (#)
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Seriously, what is up with the plethora of old dudes behind you? Do you belong to the Elks club or something?
I don't actually know anything about the Elks club, but I'm pretty sure they're old.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:19:21 EDT (#)
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either that picture is really big, or you are reeeeaaaalllyy fat.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:09:33 EDT (#)
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The size of this picture is about as flattering as horizontal stripes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-09 19:06:07 EDT (#)
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I thought you were a chick?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:53:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:11:58 EDT (#)
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When I first scrolled down, I thought that you were the old man.
That would have made this a +2.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:52:58 EDT (#)
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+2 Viking Helmet! Plunder and pillage away.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:16:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:11:58 EDT (#)
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When I first scrolled down, I thought that you were the old man.
That would have made this a +2.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:11:58 EDT (#)
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When I first scrolled down, I thought that you were the old man.
That would have made this a +2.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-05-09 18:11:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:53:26 EDT (#)
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Fat chix ftw.
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Speaking for my people, I thank you :)
The worst thing about this whole day was the fact that I lost that goddamned hat. I paid a fiver for that fucking thing and was suitably proud of it.
Anyway, I'm off now.
Have a pleasant evening uberchums. Poke fun, fling meanness. I'm too pissed to care all that much.
:)
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:53:26 EDT (#)
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Fat chix ftw.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:41:19 EDT (#)
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No jizz, sadly. Just plain 'ole Perry.
Sans spunk.
Again, sadly.
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:38:24 EDT (#)
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Are you sure that wasn't a NAMBLA convention and that someone didn't jizz in your beer?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:32:55 EDT (#)
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flattering picture size.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:27:49 EDT (#)
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It's sediment. It was the last in the barrel.
Shame; it tasted just like boozy pear drops.
:(
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:26:19 EDT (#)
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Huge picture! And why is there vomit in the bottom of your glass?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-05-09 17:26:13 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA how fuckin big is that?!
I WIN!