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Why I Hate Orlando Bloom and a Stupid Story About the How I Feel About His "Acting" and an Uberdirectory 2008 Camwhore (1236 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.68 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TTOM the Puce (View user info) at 2008-05-08 16:02:48 EDT




I would quite like to pan his melt in for him.JPG (447 kB)

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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-09 13:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-09 10:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

...


I thought Elves were supposed to be stoic


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That's a recycled camwhore. For shame.


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My coffee tastes like mud. Not the fancy mud at the spa, but the darkened pools of filth that collect at the corners of the street during a light rain.

............

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-09 09:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NO LEPRECHAUN PHOTOS????????? I'm slightly dissappointed, but this new "Forest Imp" Series of photos is sure to be a showstopper.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best camwhore I've seen in a while....and sans tits no less.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-09 08:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-09 07:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

why watch those movies in the 1st place

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-09 05:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

TTOM should be on television or, better yet, the radio.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucked my boyfriend in the back row of the cinema whilst the Calcium Kid was on.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-09 03:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck Orlando Bloom in the neck with a knife.

I enjoyed LOTR, but I can't think of anything else he's been in that I enjoyed. Calcium Kid? Fuck off.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-09 01:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Goompah.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

then i forgot to rate
how soon we lose our touch

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Glad to hear you're feeling better.
you still look a little pale though

















ah fuck it
That was supposed to be a quote from Ghostbusters but I can't find it.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why, hello there!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I dunno, dude. He was pretty good in that Series 2 episode of Extras.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

excellent colour choice.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice bamboo

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the only difference between you and gnarls is you take geekier camwhores and surround them with jokes only a dungeon master could appreciate.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-05-08 19:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

we should mate.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-08 18:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-08 17:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

he looks foxy as an elf or whatever he was.

you're looking sort of foxy yourself

foxy

what a great word.

foxy

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for being a secure enough man to wear puce.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Puce is a colour that is defined as ranging from reddish-brown to purplish-brown, with the latter being the more widely-accepted definition found in reputable sources. It can be used as either a noun (the name of the colour) or as an adjective (something having that colour).

Notice the spelling of 'colour.' Obviously written by either a non Yank or a Yank trying to hide the fact that they're a Yank.



Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Orlando Bloom is the same character in every movie... Just like Denzel Washington.

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

halo thar

*stares into distance*

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

needs more ´




Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sweet carson

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 adventure hat.

Everyone needs one.

Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

orlando bloom is teh ghey

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd take his money and his women, though.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-08 16:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Canadians?


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