SPT: Have you heard the story of the great big empty barn? (577 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: 1.07 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-05-08 08:49:35 EDT
Well, have you heard the story of the great big empty barn?
NO?!
There was nothing in it.
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Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-08 23:56:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-08 15:32:53 EDT (#)
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hmmmm.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:50:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-08 12:10:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:45:11 EDT (#)
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Gold.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:30:47 EDT (#)
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I was never any good at hands sadly.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:29:47 EDT (#)
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That's one fat fucking thumb!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:28:46 EDT (#)
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Save the day to go see GWAR you fool!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:20:37 EDT (#)
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SEXECUTIONER!!!!
Yeah I live in Boston. It would be super hard to get to a show during a weeknight without taking a vacation day, which I am trying to save. :(
Hopefully they'll have a show somewhere in Mass in the next year or so.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:17:33 EDT (#)
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this has nothing to do with politics. GWAR?
SEXCUSE ME!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:14:50 EDT (#)
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Depending on where you live, you could be in luck: http://www.gwar.net/dates.php
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:12:56 EDT (#)
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GWAR is the best. They are one of the bands I wish to see live before either:
A)I die
or
B)They stop touring
Saddam A Go-Go is my top favorite song. And Fucking an Animal. And Meat Sandwich.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:04:55 EDT (#)
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Best. GWAR. Ever: http://youtube.com/watch?v=aWoAXXbzFBg
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 11:03:51 EDT (#)
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Gwariffic!!
I think I might turn that sticker into a t-shirt. On the back it will read, "GWARMEGEDDON" or something equally as awesome.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:56:14 EDT (#)
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That's nice Berty, but I'm nothing like that and I don't care in that sense.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:54:39 EDT (#)
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Rhymen, that's just beautiful.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:51:19 EDT (#)
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http://store.gwar.net//images/wwbalsacdo.jpg
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:51:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:29:36 EDT (#)
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Or what? You'll log in as BeforeEmily and -2 me again?! OH NOES!
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Perhaps he will use his 1337 skills to track you down and then, one day, you'll walk out of your workplace into the afternoon sunshine to be confronted by some foul smelling creature in a filthy army surpless jacket weilding a half brick.
You should do it Linus. They may lock you away but late at night in your cell, you'll lie there gripping yourself and remember how once YOU won. You were in control. Then you'll cover yourself in your dirty mess and roll over to dwell on why all the other inmates shun you.
And I can console Hurty's girlfriend after he's gone.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:50:17 EDT (#)
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this is your best post ever my chickless friend
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:41:52 EDT (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:40:14 EDT (#)
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Nope...It was the "great big empty -2".
GET IT?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:39:55 EDT (#)
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Pretty good Fallen.
pen_name, how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:37:20 EDT (#)
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have you read the book about constipation?
it hasn't come out yet.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:36:39 EDT (#)
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I can always dream.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:32:45 EDT (#)
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ever hear the story about the guy who refused to finish his punchlines?
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:31:50 EDT (#)
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You broke my heart once, I'm not taking you back.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:31:07 EDT (#)
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Or I'll fall in love with you all over again.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:29:36 EDT (#)
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Or what? You'll log in as BeforeEmily and -2 me again?! OH NOES!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:27:42 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't say things like that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:26:08 EDT (#)
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How cute, Linus eStalks me, awwwww.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:25:31 EDT (#)
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Righto.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:23:33 EDT (#)
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Dude, Shlongy, was that like a retarded Uniter impression?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:23:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:06:09 EDT (#)
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This Thursday, 'S' stands for 'Stolen Joke'.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:04:38 EDT (#)
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Taking the 'S' in SPT to new heights...
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:02:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-08 09:44:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-05-08 09:34:22 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 09:02:15 EDT (#)
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Haha. Filename made me laugh, for some reason or other.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-08 08:57:18 EDT (#)
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BOING
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-08 08:57:09 EDT (#)
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That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about
that zone.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-08 08:54:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-08 08:53:02 EDT (#)
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Yeah I missed the eyes off on purpose.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-08 08:51:47 EDT (#)
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i'd be sad too if I didn't have eyes and was stuck in a stack of tires