I Fucking Turn 30 on Thursday (856 hits)
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Submitted by Rizzo (View user info) at 2008-05-06 22:52:15 EDT
I am extremely depressed about this.
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:12:34 EDT (#)
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If you're depressed about it, then you must not have take advantage of the time you've been given, the same time we've all been given, therefore it's your own stupid fault and you should STFU.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:11:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:53:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:02:09 EDT (#)
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I thought you were a dude. Only chicks and Caulaincourt dread turning 30.
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cat owning creeps do not dread anything other than a shortage of meow mix.
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FUCKING.
GOLD.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:59:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-07 06:34:09 CDT (#)
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I'd tell you to go have a nice meal and a bunch of beer, but your metabolism is going to practically shut down. Having that kind of fun from now on will just make you fat and old. Fat and old, you know, rather than just old.
Happy birthday tho!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:46:19 EDT (#)
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Awww. It's not so bad.
I wouldn't know of course, I'm still in my mid-twenties PRIME, but I hear it's all good :P
Happy Birthday.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:44:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 00:57:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:53:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:02:09 EDT (#)
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I thought you were a dude. Only chicks and Caulaincourt dread turning 30.
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cat owning creeps do not dread anything other than a shortage of meow mix.
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I have nothing against Jack but i choked on water and laughed at this.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:26:39 EDT (#)
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Dont let it get to you! 30 is fantastic, you finally have a 'relatively' good reason for the wetting accidents and drool.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:18:55 EDT (#)
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i jumped out of an airplane for mine. you should try it. it's good fun. I'm 31 today so you can go fuck yourself with your pissing about 30.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:10:03 EDT (#)
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I'm dreading that day, almost 2 years from now.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:08:42 EDT (#)
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i thought only women obsessed about age
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:03:26 EDT (#)
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30? Quit whining and call back when you're 40.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-07 08:40:28 EDT (#)
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I'm older than you?? I turned 30 on April 28th. It was mediocre.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-07 07:34:09 EDT (#)
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I'd tell you to go have a nice meal and a bunch of beer, but your metabolism is going to practically shut down. Having that kind of fun from now on will just make you fat and old. Fat and old, you know, rather than just old.
D'ju know that in the 60's the mantra was to never trust anyone older than you're going to be? S'truth. I know, on accounta I watched it on the news when I was 7.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:32:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:01:21 EDT (#)
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30 has been good to me...
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:13:53 EDT (#)
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It's the first day of the rest of your life!
Submitted by zeuxfaux (user info) at 2008-05-07 02:29:31 EDT (#)
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go die already
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-07 01:25:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-07 00:57:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:53:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:02:09 EDT (#)
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I thought you were a dude. Only chicks and Caulaincourt dread turning 30.
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cat owning creeps do not dread anything other than a shortage of meow mix.
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I have nothing against Jack but i choked on water and laughed at this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-07 00:09:40 EDT (#)
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i don't think the number is a problem.
what's depressing is when you compare yourself to your peers. seeing everyone get married, buying houses and have kids while you're still single (based on your last post), going out to bang random chicks that you can't even see yourself spend the next morning with them, much less build anything serious.
of course, jack gave up on all of this a long time ago when he sheltered himself from failure in the animal kingdom.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 00:02:40 EDT (#)
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Suck it up.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-05-07 00:01:14 EDT (#)
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Good thing you've got the wife and kids thing already done with. Wouldn't it suck to have to worry about getting that part of your life out of the way AFTER you turn 30?
Seriously, how many more good years would you have left in you after you hit 30? Three and a zero. Third decade. You've been around from the 70's... almost all the way to the 10's. 40's next. Then comes retirement and ass cancer. If you're lucky, you'll end up like reagan and forget all about the fact that you're pissing in your pants. It's approaching fast!
Remember turning 20? From that day, until today... is how long you have until you're 40.
If you're lucky, you'll end up like reagan and forget all about the fact that you're pissing in your pants. It's approaching fast!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:53:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:02:09 EDT (#)
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I thought you were a dude. Only chicks and Caulaincourt dread turning 30.
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cat owning creeps do not dread anything other than a shortage of meow mix.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:29:59 EDT (#)
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My surprise 30th birthday party was the best one.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:02:09 EDT (#)
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I thought you were a dude. Only chicks and Caulaincourt dread turning 30.