Any Uber Users in Baltimore? A/B Listers Pref (894 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-05-06 19:34:05 EDT
but I'm not fussy.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-17 14:16:24 EDT (#)
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sweet
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-17 13:10:29 EDT (#)
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Twice.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-17 12:41:08 EDT (#)
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did you get an erection writing that?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-17 12:14:22 EDT (#)
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yes mate, she's had the chemo, pubes started falling out today
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Sounds convenient, and just think of all the money you'll save on contraceptives if the therapy makes her barren!
Alright...I'll shut up now...sorry A-listers.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 02:48:07 EDT (#)
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Ah, but the difference is I don't spread my legs for any old chump at Vegas Ubercon.
The spreadsheet thing was funny. Please, continue. It gets me through the day.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-08 10:58:40 EDT (#)
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location.
it's surrounded by terraced houses.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-07 23:22:00 EDT (#)
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Why is that impossible? Is it too expensive? Does the design preclude remodelling?
I'm going to be a bit sad about it really, it's a lovely old traditional stadium.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:52:02 EDT (#)
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dunno
hard to tell from drawings.
i just wish we could redevelop anfield to 70,000.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-07 22:02:55 EDT (#)
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What do you think of the new Liverpool stadium?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:50:59 EDT (#)
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I don't know if this helps but my A's just beat Baltimore in the bottom of the tenth on a solo home run.
The game was in Oakland of course, but it's Baltimore related.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:35:56 EDT (#)
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that's why I'm on the list I'm not..
I'm not in baltimore OR a weed dealer.
Although I did have a near second hand experiance with anti-coke
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-07 18:33:01 EDT (#)
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depends
do you a) live in baltimore and are you b) willing to hook me up with weed at a hugely inflated mark up?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:00:26 EDT (#)
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Am I a/b list?
I have no idea
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-07 15:14:37 EDT (#)
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sicosemen. foolproof.
i'd stay the fuck away from baltimore.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:52:35 EDT (#)
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Too bad you didn't make it to baltimore like 3 months ago. I'd have liked an autograph. I'm stuck in Virginia Beach now...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:32:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:29:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:17:31 EDT (#)
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Unemployed elf below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:23:46 EDT (#)
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Mini-penised frozen dinner eater with back acne, above.
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I swear ta GOD - sometimes it's like watching two mongoloids bash each other with giant foam bats.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:23:46 EDT (#)
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Mini-penised frozen dinner eater with back acne, below.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:17:31 EDT (#)
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Unemployed elf below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-07 13:16:45 EDT (#)
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Nope. This A-Lister just spent 48 tremendously boring hours in Columbia, SC...with NO UBER ACCESS!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-07 12:52:17 EDT (#)
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Baltimore is lovely this time of year. Of course, by "lovely" I mean ghetto and gross, and by "this time of year" I mean year round.
Good luck with everything. I'll send some happy thoughts to your radar head.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-07 11:49:17 EDT (#)
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jonukah
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-07 10:07:08 EDT (#)
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Tell the old lady to get on the horn to the jewish conspiracy, don't they have the best doctors?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:57:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-06 18:40:53 CDT (#)
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you're not fussy?
if anyone on uber is fussy, particularly over the list users are.. YOU are!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:44:47 EDT (#)
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And wish the missus the best for me, seriously.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:44:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2008-05-06 21:02:08 EDT (#)
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Do not go out at night if you are outside of fells point or the inner harbour. There's the Ottobar, Sonar,
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Sonar is gone :(
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-07 09:40:36 EDT (#)
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Jonukah and Myself call B-more home.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-05-07 07:38:47 EDT (#)
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Im 10 min from Baltimore.
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2008-05-07 05:52:07 EDT (#)
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I'm 20 mins south of Baltimore. Does that count?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:33:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:09:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-07 01:27:11 EDT (#)
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5 one-line posts on the top of the front page.
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2008-05-07 00:34:41 EDT (#)
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I'm in Baltimore. I know I'm not an A lister, though, I have frequented this place for quite a while. Wanna hang out?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:54:08 EDT (#)
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Fuck you Fat Head... er... I mean 'no comment'.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:30:06 EDT (#)
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i will be, but im on a higher list than you - minimum 3 b@w entry - so unfortunately you cant get in, but ill see i can sneak some food out to you.
tell the missus to stop whinging and get better. that works doesnt it?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-06 23:04:24 EDT (#)
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It really eats you up, doesn't t?
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-06 22:15:40 EDT (#)
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this is a cunt link:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jack_McCallum
or, of course, this:
http://stuff.ubersite.com/113331177178962819/1/Rotting_Oyster.jpg
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-05-06 22:11:43 EDT (#)
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pubes falling out - that's a bonus!
hemmmies - it's funny, they were such a significant part of my daily life, my constant companions, now they are just a faint memory
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-06 22:05:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-05-06 20:42:25 EDT (#)
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unless of course clinton got in, and then got in trouble for forcing young men in her office to link her cunt.
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*scratches head, Googles "cunt-linking," gets no result*
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-06 21:45:16 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up you friendless piece of trash.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 21:09:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:42:25 CDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:57:07 EDT (#)
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yeah, i'm staying in the inner harbour, my missus is having treatment at hopkins.
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she got into the program? excellent news.
(i'm not just saying that because i want you to send me an mp3 player, i really DO care)
i think i would prefer the darkie to win too
i know nothing about his policies etc, but a darkie would be better than a woman
unless of course clinton got in, and then got in trouble for forcing young men in her office to link her cunt. that would be very good.
yes mate, she's had the chemo, pubes started falling out today - MS symptoms have eased already but wait for it....she's got HEMMIES!!!
I'm going to get her a flute.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-06 21:03:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 20:03:32 EDT (#)
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the darkie is losing in Indiana :(
i want him to beat the wobot.
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So, next Tuesday,if you support the policies and character of John McCain, please drive with your headlights on during the day. If you support Obama or Hillary, please drive with your headlights off at night.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2008-05-06 21:03:14 EDT (#)
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if you're planning on leaving baltimore, the key is taking howard street to lombard street, to greene street, which will take you out to 295 and you will be out of the city
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2008-05-06 21:02:08 EDT (#)
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Do not go out at night if you are outside of fells point or the inner harbour. There's the Ottobar, Sonar, sidebar, talking head, hardrock cafe, etc for means of musical entertainment. Shopping at Fells Point and the inner harbour, 2 stadiums, and that's about it. You'll not really find much to do there. Unless you want to go to the west side and score crack.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2008-05-06 20:58:37 EDT (#)
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Straight reppin Mayo lolz
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-06 20:52:02 EDT (#)
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I *could* request a business trip to B-more.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-05-06 20:42:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:57:07 EDT (#)
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yeah, i'm staying in the inner harbour, my missus is having treatment at hopkins.
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she got into the program? excellent news.
(i'm not just saying that because i want you to send me an mp3 player, i really DO care)
i think i would prefer the darkie to win too
i know nothing about his policies etc, but a darkie would be better than a woman
unless of course clinton got in, and then got in trouble for forcing young men in her office to link her cunt. that would be very good.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 20:40:47 EDT (#)
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yeah, we're here for a month - sounds good.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-06 20:10:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:57:07 EDT (#)
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yeah, i'm staying in the inner harbour, my missus is having treatment at hopkins.
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Go to mothers if you are around on Sunday, great New Orleans style brunch food made by genuine darkies. If you like Bloody mary's it is the place to go.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 20:03:32 EDT (#)
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hahaha
like you won't be on uber later
the darkie is losing in Indiana :(
i want him to beat the wobot.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-06 20:00:27 EDT (#)
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whoops - just ticked over to 5:00 - I'm OUT!
'night
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:58:44 EDT (#)
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do I need to come down with some horrid thing in order to hook a guy? Why is that?
good luck for you both
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:57:07 EDT (#)
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yeah, i'm staying in the inner harbour, my missus is having treatment at hopkins.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:53:11 EDT (#)
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Go to DC, it's a half hour away and much better.
If you must stay in baltimore stick to the inner harbor, fells point (definitley reccomend due to the high density of small but cool bars on near the water, just a quick walk from the harbor) or mount vernon. ESPN zone is pretty cool, and the powerplant live was good, but I haven't been back to b-more in 4 years so who knows.
If you can get tickets to an Orioles game, I would highly reccomend even though they suck cause the stadium is probably one of the nicest in all the land.
Don't do the water taxi, it takes longer than walking.
Also note than more than one person is murdered a day in Bodymore. Enjoy your stay!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:51:06 EDT (#)
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hahaahah
i use my looks to get ahead.
that's why i'm a loser. :(
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:50:46 EDT (#)
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btw, better than ever!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:50:30 EDT (#)
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aww.... Thanks!
I totally use my looks to get ahead... good thing it works!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:47:31 EDT (#)
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nah, you're pretty.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:45:39 EDT (#)
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*weeeeep*
I suppose now I'm demoted to "j" list?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:41:44 EDT (#)
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yeah...that was kinda the point.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:40:53 EDT (#)
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you're not fussy?
if anyone on uber is fussy, particularly over the list users are.. YOU are!
but that's a "H" list opinion