darko fucking loves people...but are they the right people? (999 hits)
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Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-05-03 04:13:10 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115887#2683358
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 08:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-03 08:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Consent
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I fucking love you
*OK*
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115887#2683164
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 00:51:56 EDT (#)
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I fucking love pen_name, you're on my top 5 uberers I'd want to drink with
*check*
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115019#2652014
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:07:51 EST (#)
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I fucking love pen name
*double check*
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115046#2653187
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:10:49 EST (#)
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I fucking love apollo
*oh, hell no*
Apollo? Who fucking loves Apollo, except the trainer who hoses him down every night. Now I'm scared that darko might be the sort of person who "fucking loves" natural born killers or "fucking loves" bestiality. Hopefully he is the sort that fucking loves everything, like he fucking loves Freecell or fucking loves ice cream sandwiches. But if that's the case, does he ever really mean it?
I have a feeling darko was drinking, which means he was probably drinking when he told me that he FL'd me. Explain it to me, darko. It better be good, or we're through.
User Reviews
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-05-17 02:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gayer than the Prince William Blow-up doll you keep in your pillow chest.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-12 08:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-06 14:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally I think Darko is a pasty faggot with no identifiable worth as a human being.
...but he's cool peeps anyway.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-06 14:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
over 3 days on front page :(
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-05 20:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko would rather watch Anime than hang out with me at 4 am
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-05 06:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm fairly certain that Darko doesn't know who I am. However, I am just as certain that if he DID know who I am, he would fucking love me too.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-05-04 19:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-04 15:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a hippie love thing going on here that I'm really digging.
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I'd like to dig your hippie love! Booya!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-04 15:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a hippie love thing going on here that I'm really digging.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-04 01:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JUST TAKE IT
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-04 01:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TAKE IT
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-04 00:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok fine have it. just take it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-04 00:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
apparently, however, i dont fucking love you enough to assign a rating to your post.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-04 00:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am fucking ambivalent toward you.
just kidding i fucking love you too.
and fucking love darko also.
and rob berg
and shlongy
and caulaincourt.
and apollo
if there was an uberuser named AIDS i would fucking love him too.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-05-03 17:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
everyone loves darko....because he fucking loves people. he also loves fucking people. whore.
hey darko, i'm going to be in detroit soon...at the airport. come meet me and then we can go back to canada on an adventure to find stevie, unless you have him chained in your basement, as i suspect you do.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-03 16:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what darko's feeling towards me are. I've never really thought about it. Of course with his lack of ratings his feelings are sort of irrelevant.
I do like his pixelated heart shirt, though.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-03 16:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko loves me so much he gets my sloppy seconds.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-03 15:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko may be a whore, but he's our whore.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-03 14:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
darko </3 me.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-03 13:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
darko fucking loves everybody.
except me.
he just fucking likes me.
that's good enough, though.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-03 13:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the formula for determining darko's fucking love is
L = (W - G + E + C - R + P)/ JPH
(things he fucking loves) = [(population of the world) - (population of the world lacking genitals) + (emo shirts) + (cuddly cats) - (his lack of ability to rate uber posts) + (pouting faces)] / (jerkoff rate per hour)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-03 12:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
truth below
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-03 12:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
darko fucking loves me.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-03 11:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who loves Apollo?
WHO LOVES APOLLO?!?!??!
*I* FUCKING LOVE APOLLO!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99116
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-03 11:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2008-05-03 11:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-03 11:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a fucking whore, that's all there is to it
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-03 10:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Love is a battlefield.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-03 09:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-03 04:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-05-03 04:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh he's just an alter anyways.
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yeah, in real life he's really jake gyllenhaal
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-05-03 04:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh he's just an alter anyways.