Bangin a dead chick has its risks and rewards... (1497 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.19 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Alaskan Narcoleptic Fur Trader (View user info) at 2008-05-01 15:57:10 EDT
Last night I heard about a lady who went to her doctor's office complaining of "maggots". Yes, her boyfriend worked at a funeral home and had been sexxin' the dead ladies and got flies on his ween. Mmm...
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-05-08 03:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lame job toolbag
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-04 17:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-01 21:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-01 18:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scene at beforeemily's house at breakfast:
boyfriend: goddamnit, this toast tastes like shit!
emily: but i used my special kentucky jelly.
boyfriend: what the fuck is that?
she hands him the jar
boyfriend: you dumb bitch that's k-y!
emily: don't you like it?
boyfriend: i'm going back to the funeral home!
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Tell us what song to listen to while we read that review and you're perkman.
Someday you'll get there.
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heh
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-04 13:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-02 09:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's nothing. Last night's on-call nurse told me on her way out the door this morning that a guy showed up in the ER at about 1:00am with three tennis balls stuck in his rectum.
TENNIS BALLS.
I don't think I've ever gagged so instantaneously.
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Getting one in your arse is unfortunate but getting three is just careless
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hmm.. were they still in the tube?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-04 13:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-02 09:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's nothing. Last night's on-call nurse told me on her way out the door this morning that a guy showed up in the ER at about 1:00am with three tennis balls stuck in his rectum.
TENNIS BALLS.
I don't think I've ever gagged so instantaneously.
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Getting one in your arse is unfortunate but getting three is just careless
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-02 11:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-02 09:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's nothing. Last night's on-call nurse told me on her way out the door this morning that a guy showed up in the ER at about 1:00am with three tennis balls stuck in his rectum.
TENNIS BALLS.
I don't think I've ever gagged so instantaneously.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-02 09:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-05-01 22:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
one liners are the sexually unfulfilling posts of ubersite
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-05-01 22:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
one liners are the sexually unfulfilling posts of ubersite
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-01 21:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-01 21:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-01 18:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scene at beforeemily's house at breakfast:
boyfriend: goddamnit, this toast tastes like shit!
emily: but i used my special kentucky jelly.
boyfriend: what the fuck is that?
she hands him the jar
boyfriend: you dumb bitch that's k-y!
emily: don't you like it?
boyfriend: i'm going back to the funeral home!
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Tell us what song to listen to while we read that review and you're perkman.
Someday you'll get there.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-01 19:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure it wasn't you.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-01 18:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scene at beforeemily's house at breakfast:
boyfriend: goddamnit, this toast tastes like shit!
emily: but i used my special kentucky jelly.
boyfriend: what the fuck is that?
she hands him the jar
boyfriend: you dumb bitch that's k-y!
emily: don't you like it?
boyfriend: i'm going back to the funeral home!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-01 17:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-01 17:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so did you break up with him?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-05-01 17:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sex with dead people. HA!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-01 17:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ew.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-05-01 16:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring out your dead.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-01 16:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maggots make my junk feel fresh
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-01 16:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what the hell is wrong with me, I find necrophilia hilarious and there's no changing it.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-05-01 16:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-01 16:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fur trading is an honorable profession.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-05-01 16:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for the pic