5 Dimensions in 5 Minutes (596 hits)
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Submitted by RyuFu (View user info) at 2008-04-04 12:32:08 EDT
So...it's been a while since I've posted consistently. For varying reasons, I was just bored with this website. I thought it was just the natural evolution of things: cool new uncensored website, type some posts, get bored with posts, have sex with internet strangers and be done with it.
But it is just not so. "What do you mean, RyuFu?" I mean that we're in 3 Dimensions. We're trapped. We are descended from a 5-Dimensional world(s). You know, 3 spatial dimensions, time and uh, another dimension. It's a Breatharian-related thign, ok? Can some people join me in this journey? Wiley Brooks said I could train with him, but the cost of enlightenment is preeeetty fuckin steep. I'm sure between a few of us we can raise $20,000.
Also, I need to know how to pronounce the 5 magic words. We're not supposed to know this, but I heard one of them means "pregnant man," which as we all know has been in the news very recently. It's a sign of things to come on Dec. 12, 2012, a mere 3 days after my 31st birthday. All these numbers add up and it's scary.
Join me? Please? Call me on my 5D cell (not 3D, that's for personal use) if interested. 'k thx.
http://www.breatharian.com/home.html
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