The Squee Signal Has Gone Up (1410 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.82 on 62 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TToM: Product Withdrawn (View user info) at 2008-04-03 11:16:02 EDT
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:04:42 BST (#)
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TTOM,
Work sucks today. Can we have some squeee?
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Yes
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Submitted by odin (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:50:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-04-06 19:39:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-04-05 18:25:45 EDT (#)
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Those lobster things look tasty. I bet they're even better after being stuffed with Doritos.
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you know... they DO look like giant lobster tails
i bet thered be a market on "Giant Lobster Tail"... (kinda like imitation crab) bigger and more expensive
i would totally eat one of those boiled alive and served with shell crackers and drawn butter
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-04-05 18:25:45 EDT (#)
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Those lobster things look tasty. I bet they're even better after being stuffed with Doritos.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-05 16:34:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-04-05 02:32:22 EDT (#)
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auto "tom comic" +2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-04-04 23:36:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-04 18:34:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-04 10:20:05 BST (#)
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Orphelia you plus 2 everything, whats going on, you in a bad mood!
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No, I just don't like him. lol.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-04-04 17:07:35 EDT (#)
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I was kidding Mr. Zoologist.
But I see you're right (of course) about them being large pillbugs: http://insected.arizona.edu/isoinfo.htm
So, in reference to Scourge's comment below, since they're in the same class (Crustacea) as Lobster, crab, and shrimp - so how about it - _are_ they good with drawn butter and garlic?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-04 15:10:29 EDT (#)
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i bet those things taste delicious with some drawn butter and some garlic.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:59:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:20:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-04 10:11:23 EDT (#)
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yes, just yes.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-04 10:06:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-04-04 14:31:41 BST (#)
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I thought trilobites were extinct.
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They arent trilopbotes, theyre Isopods. Really theyre just big versions of the little grey buggers you get under rocks on land.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-04-04 09:31:41 EDT (#)
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I thought trilobites were extinct.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-04 05:20:05 EDT (#)
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Orphelia you plus 2 everything, whats going on, you in a bad mood!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-04 04:48:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:44:47 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-04-04 03:44:30 EDT (#)
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Best Poster on Uber of his genre, naturally.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 01:54:10 EDT (#)
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Yes indeedy.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-04 01:40:18 EDT (#)
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i wish i was a giant isopod who eats doritos.
Submitted by BlazinBull (user info) at 2008-04-04 00:29:29 EDT (#)
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Definitely not enough +'s for the squee and ilikesteak's story.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-03 22:01:28 EDT (#)
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Squeeeee-tastic.
Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2008-04-03 21:37:00 EDT (#)
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mother...of...god...KILL IT!!! Kill it with fire!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-03 18:20:41 EDT (#)
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okay, the Paris Hilton line nearly made me shit.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:34:27 EDT (#)
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Brilliant!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:21:56 EDT (#)
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ha!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:19:22 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115904#2683870
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-03 17:08:22 EDT (#)
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No idea what any of this means....
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:46:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-03 12:50:21 EDT (#)
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I saw this, and after re-attaching my newly melted face,
This was my exact thought
"
I want one
*kicks sand
"
I realised that I HAVE been in one.
Now I want to be in another...
I keep thinking those are half-lobsters.
They look like lobster tails from the outside.
I was all "why's TTOM got lobster on the floor?"
Then I realised you work in the zoo......
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whoa. That was a whole post unto itself...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:36:52 EDT (#)
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ha! This was awesome. I think I may have made FG mad early this morning. I was just kidding FG!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-03 15:51:00 EDT (#)
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Your Doritos eating, "Giant Isopods" remind me of the man eating crab-like creatures in the...first (?) book of the dark tower series.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 14:51:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:37:19 BST (#)
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Bromance'R' below
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STOP THIS TOMFOOLERY! IT'S NOT A WORD! WHAT HAVE I DONE???!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-03 14:08:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:31:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:26:45 EDT (#)
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Considering this was done between bouts of sticking my head in a bucket to vomit youre lucky you got anything at all
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post pictures of that mate give that bucket a little kick to slosh it around plus its a metaphor for death you know so that's a twofer
and how come you don't include italics like that drogo chap aren't you brits all talented in that fashion
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*tries to be a chum*
*is completely ignored*
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-03 13:16:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-03 12:50:21 EDT (#)
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I saw this, and after re-attaching my newly melted face,
This was my exact thought
"
I want one
*kicks sand
"
I realised that I HAVE been in one.
Now I want to be in another...
I keep thinking those are half-lobsters.
They look like lobster tails from the outside.
I was all "why's TTOM got lobster on the floor?"
Then I realised you work in the zoo.
A secret zoo with acess to secret beasts unimaginable to the minds of commoners.
Doing unknown tests, of questionable moral nature.
Trying to create either the ultimate war beast, made from bastard science too horrible to speak of
Or the ultimate food source, in attempts to end world hunger.
Breeding them in boxes, the smaller inner box sprays a hormone variant, and the larger box contains them.
Breeding these beasts to be larger, and more nutritious, capable of feeding the masses without end.
You'd film the breeding, and sell it to underground fetishists, things so unholy they can't be found on the internet.
You would soon make enough to do this full time, but the demand for these films would grow larger.
After long, you wouldn't be able to keep up with the demand.
You'd make them pay outrageous fees for a live viewing, from a safe distance.
The money you've made has allowed you to buy the zoo!
But the zoo doesn't make enough to pay the ever increasing bills.
As the champion of underground pornography, and a zoo expert/owner, you decide you can get them closer and charge more.
On the second viewing, someone jumps into the larger, open top breed box.
Once the smaller box opens, the breeding and feeding hit an apex.
They devour her flesh and impregnate her at the same time.
The beasts are piling atop each other, nearing the top of the box.
Just before she dies, she births her offspring above the high walls of the box.
It lands, and immediatley begins to feed upon the room's occupants.
TTOM, knowing full well what could happen has made his escape long before.
The man-beast begins to self replicate at a disturbing rate.
As it enters the larger world, it immediatley feasts upon the inhabitants of the land, decimating most of the population.
It spreads from country to country, immune to even our most modern methods of killing.
Your superweapon is a sucess.
They have infested most of the globe by now, mutating further into stronger beasts, more adept at ending human lives.
TTOM is the last man alive, hidden away safely in his zoo, insanity quickly taking hold of his mind.
The beasts detect life inside the walls.
They come for him!
As he quickly becomes surrounded, he climbs the tiger cage.
Unsure if the tiger will protect him, or kill him, he looks down to see the horde slowly rising along the cage walls.
TTOM jumps into the cage, and despite a rough landing, survives the fall.
The tiger walks towards TTOM, unsure of the newcomer into the cage.
TTOM takes his chances, and dives atop the tiger.
The horde spills over the cage walls.
They right themselves, and head towards TTOM.
TTOM, riding atop the tiger fights valiantly, sword in hand.
GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK!
*TTOM wakes from the haze of his daydream to find his boss standing over him
TTOM asks "Do you mind if I film the breedings?"
Hope you get better soon.
I still want to be in another one of these.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-03 12:47:12 EDT (#)
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isopods remind me of horseshoe crabs.
If you step on one you'll get their wicked tail-spike-flipper-thingie right through your foot.
And apparently their blood can cure cancer.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-03 12:46:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-04-03 12:25:38 EDT (#)
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http://gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-03 12:18:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-03 12:16:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-03 12:15:44 EDT (#)
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Those isopods are kool! Can i have one as a pet?
Get well soon, man.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-03 12:04:20 EDT (#)
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I'm ashamed to admit it, but I do like a bit of squee.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:59:07 EDT (#)
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bitchin
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:56:51 EDT (#)
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shit sorry
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:56:42 EDT (#)
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giant isopods are fucking terrifying
http://tinyurl.com/29qxqx
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:52:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:45:11 BST (#)
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Can we talk about our feelings?
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I think youll have to talk to Sico , I dont have the clothes for that sort of thing
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:51:14 EDT (#)
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Don't start Method.
Crystle will eventually show up. She's been waiting for this.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:49:49 EDT (#)
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I am a bit surprised at my head, but you're sick and in no mood to get all detailed. I always figured that if and when you got around to making a FG head, it would be a blonde headed skull.
http://www.poster.net/guns-n-roses/guns-n-roses-appetite-for-destruction-5200139.jpg
Or something equally horrible.
But I like this. It goes against the popular stereotype.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:45:11 EDT (#)
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Can we talk about our feelings?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:42:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:37:19 BST (#)
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Bromance'R' below
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:35:57 BST (#)
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Dude, I'm not gay, but I'd suck your dick
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Thank fuck I already have a bucket handy
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:37:51 EDT (#)
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2+ for playing whilst sick
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:37:19 EDT (#)
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Bromance'R' below
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:35:57 EDT (#)
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Dude, I'm not gay, but I'd suck your dick
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:32:42 EDT (#)
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Good show.
*Claps*
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:31:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:26:45 EDT (#)
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Considering this was done between bouts of sticking my head in a bucket to vomit youre lucky you got anything at all
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post pictures of that mate give that bucket a little kick to slosh it around plus its a metaphor for death you know so that's a twofer
and how come you don't include italics like that drogo chap aren't you brits all talented in that fashion
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:29:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:26:45 EDT (#)
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Considering this was done between bouts of sticking my head in a bucket to vomit youre lucky you got anything at all
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:24:20 EDT (#)
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you should use an oblong shape for her head because apparently she's skinny and maybe some dark roots on the top of her yellow hair or something mate
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:22:55 EDT (#)
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Gosh I really hope FG 'makes the cut'.
She's quite a SHARP girl, that FG.
This post really is on the 'bleeding edge', isn't it?
"Anyone want an orange?" - Sure, I'll take a 'slice'.
Ubersite is SEVER-ely entertaining today.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:22:42 EDT (#)
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As Batman has the Bat Signal, so TTOM has the Squeee Signal.
Sorry you're sick.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:21:11 EDT (#)
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Thank you!
Isopods....squeee! Many exoskeletoned legs.
<shudder>
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-03 11:17:22 EDT (#)
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they remind me of Space Herpes