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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-03-21 01:49:02 EDT


but it doesn't seem to stop you people.

my god. MY GOD MY GOD MY GOD I AM SLAMMING THESE KEYS IN ANGER I HATE YOU LOT I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SLAM SLAM SLAM I HATE YOU YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID ALL OFF YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID

seriously, i despise every single one of you.

except:

shandy

d_r

......

.............

................

thats all thats left.

sad isn't it?

























I HATE YOU




BAD STYLE





SO BAD



P.S 9/11 WAS FUNNY.













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Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-07 19:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for a saving field goal right on the buzzer.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-03-25 21:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it seems like I missed a hell of a post

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-25 20:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The big headed one seems angry.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-24 23:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

stfu

Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-03-24 17:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Auto -2 Because you dont deserve to live

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-24 17:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:36:50 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no, you didn't do anything to piss me off. i'm just mean to people for my own amusement.


we got a new guy at work. i was really mean to him all week merely for the purposes of entertainment. i called him worthless and stupid and told him i was going to make him sit in the corner if he fucked up again and the next time i would just fire him. i called him "twink" all week instead of calling him by his name and said if he managed not to fuck up too bad, he would graduate to "shithead".
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Lawsuits are fun!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 14:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!

____________________________________
seriously, i despise every single one of you.

except:

shandy

d_r

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2008-03-21 16:54:27 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha ha , but you keep coming back

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-22 20:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you are very strange

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-22 16:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Bubba.

Still not funny, interesting or smart.



Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-22 16:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-22 16:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


USER 1507?

LOL
=============
1507. 100 times Rob's IQ.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-22 16:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


USER 1507?

LOL


Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-22 14:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aj, you liar.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-03-22 03:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I met a Liverpudlian bird tonight. She wanted me, but her fat lesbian friend pulled her out of the bar. =(

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2008-03-21 17:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha ha , but you keep coming back

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-21 06:13:09 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think aj, loki and corrine are going to be a bit put out as well, and crystle will no doubt moan about another list she didn't make, and because he only named Australians lobotomygirl3 will deem the whole post anti-american and go on another one of her fundamentalist american -2 meltdowns.

=)

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

=(

I got left out even though I thought 9/11 was funny too!

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

you have fallen so far



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah


:(



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, then...what fun are YOU???

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've also stopped coming on uber when I'm drunk.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dfpgdfsg fdhjkvcx

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Apollo figures that since I'm friends with Lisa and you and Lisa have had your ups and downs, that you might dislike me by association.

And yes, I'm on meds now. So um, thanks for the... compliment?

==================================================================

nah, i'm not that immature to hate people lisa associates with just because i was having problems with her. i may be a bad person, but i'm not an immature person.


stick with the meds. you're much more tolerable now.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Apollo figures that since I'm friends with Lisa and you and Lisa have had your ups and downs, that you might dislike me by association.

And yes, I'm on meds now. So um, thanks for the... compliment?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

PS. Shlongy invented ALL "Apollo = Giant Noggin" jokes, way back in Fall, 2004.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ps- apollo has a head the size of Texas.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why would lisa have anything to do with me being mean? it really is just because i think you're a dizzy bitch from you past posts talking about how insane you are.


i gotta hand it to you though, you must have gotten on some meds because you have been less insane lately.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no, you didn't do anything to piss me off. i'm just mean to people for my own amusement.


we got a new guy at work. i was really mean to him all week merely for the purposes of entertainment. i called him worthless and stupid and told him i was going to make him sit in the corner if he fucked up again and the next time i would just fire him. i called him "twink" all week instead of calling him by his name and said if he managed not to fuck up too bad, he would graduate to "shithead".


what a joy it is to treat people as lesser to me!

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't think it's because of lisa. Hidden didn't like me even back when he and lisa were... hanging out.

I think it's because he thinks I'm a dizzy bitch.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

prob 'cos of lisa

hey hidden you piggy eyed fuck, stop being mean to corn nugget.

that's my job

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Hidden

Inquiring minds want to know... did I specifically do something to peeve you, or do you just generally not like me for no particular reason?
================
Hmmmm. Did you rip off one of his emails?

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Hidden

Inquiring minds want to know... did I specifically do something to peeve you, or do you just generally not like me for no particular reason?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"but it doesn't seem to stop you people."
=====================
Heh. Irony from the HEAD ironer.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you all love me really.



Submitted by alexer26 (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WHAT IS THIS!?

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it doesn't sound very golden.

***

My point exactly!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Next time, invite Shlongy to join you at your "swank dinner party".

I like to tip stuff over and break things on my way out of such affairs.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Linus are you going to follow me 'round every post I visit? I mean, I'm flattered, but I'd rather have someone a little less pathetic as my lap dog.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well, well, well.

i was quite the wanker last night no?

if it's any comfort uber, it wasn't just here. I ruined a posh dinner party by getting drunk and calling all the pompous wankers at the table, well, pompous wankers.

apollo ftw.

<goes back to bed>



Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 "-1 Hurty"

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it doesn't sound very golden.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 16:40:03 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

this guy has plenty to say. watch all his videos. they are hysterical.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7YaJ5bGL-o

===========

Wow. A fat guy shouting. Hilarious.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-21 12:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'M TALKING ABOUT MY GOLDEN FRIENDSHIP WITH APOLLO, OBVIOUSLY.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-21 12:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Obviously, she forgot to take a pill this morning...

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 12:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-21 11:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do the long chats we've had that led us into the depths of the night mean nothing to you? Has my unadorned affection granted me no place in your tiny blackened heart? Have I wasted my life trying to please someone who will never fully appreciate me? How can I go on? How can I continue to care about someone who hurt me so much and left me so cold?

===================================================

what is this dizzy bitch babbling about?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 12:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this guy has plenty to say. watch all his videos. they are hysterical.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7YaJ5bGL-o

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-21 12:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i hope you didn't break your mac while you were slamming the keys.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-21 11:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do the long chats we've had that led us into the depths of the night mean nothing to you? Has my unadorned affection granted me no place in your tiny blackened heart? Have I wasted my life trying to please someone who will never fully appreciate me? How can I go on? How can I continue to care about someone who hurt me so much and left me so cold?

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

See here class an example of the classic "uber-elitist" who is too cool for school and everyone else.

blow a horse with herpes.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-21 09:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-21 08:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shutup Head

----

awesome, though pronounced HEEEEEEEEEEED

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-21 09:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-21 08:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, what about me!!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-21 08:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shutup Head

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-21 07:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh yeah? Well I hate seeing you in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-03-21 07:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, like is a strong word.

Whatever passes for like around here.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-03-21 07:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's ok. I still like you.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-21 07:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think aj, loki and corrine are going to be a bit put out as well, and crystle will no doubt moan about another list she didn't make, and because he only named Australians lobotomygirl3 will deem the whole post anti-american and go on another one of her fundamentalist american -2 meltdowns.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-21 06:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I forgive you, my child.

Now eat this...

And drink this...

Oh, my.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-21 03:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-21 03:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-21 03:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

booooooo

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JEWS DID WTC
------------
ta-dahhh

Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JEWS DID WTC

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

conspiracy alert: optimus cranium here thinks 9/11 was funny and lives with a jew.

who needs a calculator.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i did 9/11

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OKAY

GOOD IDEA

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Have another drink, fathead.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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