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Submitted by Han Solo <helrzr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-19 21:19:23 EDT
Here are some of the Youngest & Oldest people to acheive the following feats:
HIT RECORD
Youngest: In 1992 a 4-year-old named Jordy had a hit in France with "Dur Dur d'Etre Bebe!"("It's not easy being a baby!"
Oldest: Luis Armstong was 62 in 1964 when "Hello, Dolly!" hit #1.
PRO HOCKEY PLAYER
Youngest: Bep Guidolin joined the Boston Bruins in1942 when he was 16.
Oldest:Gordie Howe played professionally from 1946 to 1980, when he was 56.
MAYOR
Youngest: Jeffrey Denkel won the mayorship of Mount Carbon, PA, in 2001 at the age of 18.
Oldest: Dorothy Geeben was still leading Ocean Breeze Park, FL, at age 96.
CONVICTED MURDERER
Youngest: 13-year-old Nathaniel Abraham was convicted in 2000. (Victim not published due to age)
Oldest: Leonard Nathan Sherman of Daly City, CA, was 85 in 1999 when he got life in prison for shooting his sister.
OSCAR WINNERS
Youngest: Tatum O'Neal won for 'Paper Moon' at the age of 10.
Oldest: Jessica Tandy won for 'Driving Miss Daisy' at age 80.
POPES
Youngest: Benedict IX, elected pope at age 11 in 1032.
Oldest: Adrian I, elected at age 80 in 772.
PERSON TO SWIM THE ENGLIGH CHANNEL
Youngest: Thomas Gregory did it in 1988 when he was 11.
Oldest: Clifford Batt did it in 1987 at age 67.
AUTHOR
Youngest: Dorothy Straight was 4 years old when her book, 'How the World Began', came out.
Oldest: Sarah Luise Delany's book, 'On My Own at 107', was published in 1997. She was 107.
SATAURDAY NIGHT LIVE HOST
Youngest: Drew Barrymore hosted in 1982 at age 7.
Oldest: Miskel Spillman was 80 when 80 when she won an "Anyone Can Host" contest in 1977.
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And now I present a few tales of people acting like morons so we may all feel a little better about ourselves.
AVANT GARBAGE
"Damien Hirst, an avant-garde artist, saw his brand-new installation at London's Eyestorm Gallery go missing briefly. The work is a collection of found objects recovered from an artist's launch party (cigarette butts, beer bottles, soda cans, candy wrappers, etc.). A cleaning man mistook the 'exhibit' for the nightly garbage and tossed it out. Gallery officials recreated it later by referring to a photograph of the trash to get the exact placement of the items." -News of the Wierd
DUMMY
"When Claudia Sassi, 57, heard a voice from inside her husband's casket, she collapsed and died. Jacques de Putron, a ventriloquist friend of the husband, told police he thought mourners would find it uplifting to hear 'Let me out!' coming from his coffin." -Stuff Magazine
COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE
"A lovestruck german man burned down his house after candles he lit for his girlfriend sparked a fire. The unnamed man had laid out hundreds of candles in the shape of a heart carrying the words 'You set my heart on fire.' The 18-year-old had hoped the gesture would impress his girlfriend. Instead the heat was so intense it melted the candle wax onto the floor, where it ignited. Ten firefighters fought the blaze for an hour before getting it undercontrol. no one was hurt but emergency services said damage to the property came to about $60,000. The young man told police: 'My girlfriend didn't even see the message, all I have left of it is a ... and she was not in the mood to look." -Ananova
GONE POSTAL
"A Canadian student who ordered an MP3 player over the internet from th eU.S. was shocked to receive a licensed handgun instead. Brandon Buchan, 21, an English student at the University of Saskatchewan in Saskatoon, bid for the MP3 player on eBay. The pawnshop that auctioned the device sent him an unloaded .22-claiber Smith & Wesson gun and liscense by mistake. 'I was mostly confused about it all. I'm not a hit man,' Buchan insisted. 'I figured it must just be a mistake.' The student called the police, who removed the weapon. He also e-mailed the shop, who arrainged for his MP3 player to be delivered. Mr. Buchan says he is keeping a photocopy of the gun License as a souvenir." -BBC News
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!!!!
"A German woman bacame so furious after a telephone quarrel with her husband that she stormed out of the house armed with a hammer and smashed up his car - before realizing that the car didn't belong to her husband. The 43-year-old from Essen told police she shattered the windshield, broke the headlights, and wrenched off the wing mirrors, causing more than $1200 in damage. After going back indoors she realized she attacked her neighbor's blue Opel Corsa and not the blue Ford Fiesta belonging to her spouse." -Rueters
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And in conclusion, more facts that you didn't already know (hope you enjoy these Ltap!):
1. What led to Billy the Kid's first run-in with the law? Stealing butter.
2. Eyes change color after death usually to a greenish-brown.
3. What do California, Delaware, Florida, Oregon, Idaho, Kansas, Nevada, New Hampshire and Wyoming all have in common? They are all cities in Ohio.
4. The combined area of the entire United Kingdom is smaller than the state of Oregon.
5. # of Starbucks in Chicago's O'Hare Int'l Airport(2004): 15 In all of South Dakota: 6
Hope you enjoyed this installment of random crap! Tune in later this week when tell you about the The Great Seattle Windshield Epidemic!
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-24 03:56:00 EDT (#)
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Hope you enjoyed this installment of random crap!
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indeed.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-24 03:47:46 EDT (#)
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lies, I'm a virgin
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-20 20:48:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-20 16:47:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-20 10:39:40 EDT (#)
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I love the Bathroom Reader books!
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Keep on flushin'!!
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I own a copy of the Bathroom Reader books too.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-20 16:47:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-20 10:39:40 EDT (#)
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I love the Bathroom Reader books!
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Hey! You just won a +2 on your last 10 posts! Congrats!
Keep on flushin'!!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-20 13:48:16 EDT (#)
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-2 for stupid random facts that aren't correct.
+2 for my name being mentioned in a post.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-20 13:43:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-20 13:43:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-20 13:01:59 EDT (#)
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utter bollocks. there are 5 starbucks in rapid city alone. 13 in sioux falls. check your "facts"
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-20 10:46:10 EDT (#)
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Damn you for getting that awful Jordy song stuck in my head...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-20 10:39:40 EDT (#)
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I love the Bathroom Reader books!
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:37:49 EDT (#)
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Cool stuff!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:30:38 EDT (#)
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Hey thanks for the copy+paste.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:39:01 EDT (#)
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Again, this sucks.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-20 00:31:27 EDT (#)
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I aim to please hidden
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-20 00:26:40 EDT (#)
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there's not much of a story there. i picked up my bag and then we went in there, locked the door, and banged like we were in a porno.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-20 00:19:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-19 22:30:34 EDT (#)
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speaking of Starbucks in O'Hare; if you ever see the one at the American Baggage claim, i banged Lisa in the bathroom to the right of it.
just thought you'd all like to know.
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This needs to be its own post.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-19 23:56:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-19 23:29:48 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute here....I'm the one that is supposed to post the mindless, useless crap. ;)
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Oh, beleive me sweetheart, there's plenty of mindless, useless crap to go around. :)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-19 23:32:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 23:27:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/59468 hidden fucked bart's eyecandy. I kind of pity him now.
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ahahahahahahahahaha
(none of you know why that is funny to me, but i found that comment to be delightfully amusing)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-19 23:29:48 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute here....I'm the one that is supposed to post the mindless, useless crap. ;)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 23:27:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/59468 hidden fucked bart's eyecandy. I kind of pity him now.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-19 22:55:15 EDT (#)
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what? i threw down paper towels on the counter before i threw her up there and fucked her. perfectly sanitary.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-19 22:43:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-19 22:30:34 EDT (#)
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speaking of Starbucks in O'Hare; if you ever see the one at the American Baggage claim, i banged Lisa in the bathroom to the right of it.
just thought you'd all like to know.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-19 22:30:34 EDT (#)
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speaking of Starbucks in O'Hare; if you ever see the one at the American Baggage claim, i banged Lisa in the bathroom to the right of it.
just thought you'd all like to know.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-19 22:19:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:46:38 EDT (#)
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Yeah, pretty abysmal when you read up the facts of the Jamie Bulger case. Seems much worse than a simple shooting, if you know what I mean.
Enjoyable post. Even if you did mention that cheeky and annoyig bugger Ltap.
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:44:34 EDT (#)
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the first starbucks in nh showed up in like 2005 i think... right now i can only name the location of 3
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Kuroneko_sama - http://www.starbucks.com/aboutus/Company_Timeline.pdf
Orphelia - Last time I posted something like this Ltap damn near blew an O-ring out his asshole. I mentioned his name just to get a little rise out of his blood pressure, but I see he hasn't commented on this post. Maybe he took my advice or maybe he's just passed out drunk. Oh well, a little peace and quiet is never a bad thing right?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-19 22:03:13 EDT (#)
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cool
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:46:38 EDT (#)
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Yeah, pretty abysmal when you read up the facts of the Jamie Bulger case. Seems much worse than a simple shooting, if you know what I mean.
Enjoyable post. Even if you did mention that cheeky and annoyig bugger Ltap.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:44:34 EDT (#)
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the first starbucks in nh showed up in like 2005 i think... right now i can only name the location of 3
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:39:31 EDT (#)
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Hmmm, I'm pretty sure my source only listed the ones tried as adults. Hard to beleive that a couple of 11-year-olds are stone cold killers. Not calling you a liar, just mourning a wee bit for the state of things.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:37:41 EDT (#)
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It doesn't say 'as adults' in your list, buddy, if ya wanna get technical. :)
I dunno though.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:35:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:32:25 EDT (#)
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Youngest convicted murderer - Jamie Bulgers killers were only 11 when they snatched the three year old from a mall and tore him to pieces.
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Were they tried as adults?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:32:25 EDT (#)
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Youngest convicted murderer - Jamie Bulgers killers were only 11 when they snatched the three year old from a mall and tore him to pieces.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:31:28 EDT (#)
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Louis Armstrong had a hit with "Hello, Dolly." Luis Armstrong had a Latino hit with "Gimme your hubcaps, Dolly."
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:31:15 EDT (#)
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You forgot..
OLDEST UBER USER TO PERV ON YOUNG BOYS WITH ACNE
Shlongy