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Category: Romance

Rating: 0.71 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Openly Apologetic Mud (View user info) at 2008-03-19 13:41:29 EDT


I'll try more often, I promise

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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-20 16:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-20 11:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh man...you guys are characters!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-20 11:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I prefer the invisible muddy.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-20 11:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think I preferred the old Muddy.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-20 10:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thank you for all the comments folks

i hope everyone has an awesome Easter weekend!

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-20 10:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Auto gay -2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-19 19:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

old

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 18:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


http://bureauofcommunication.com/compose/apology


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-19 18:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Liar. You're not sorry at all.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 18:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


That form is awesome... do you have it in better quality?


Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-19 18:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that an actual form for somewhere?

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-19 18:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm torn.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

APOLOGIES and the people who make them are dickless.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is fucking awesome. I need copies of those forms.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry you feel that way rob, perhaps in the future we can work on building a stronger relationship with one another!
--
hahahhahahahahah

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You bonehead.

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOL'd

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


NO.


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry you feel that way rob, perhaps in the future we can work on building a stronger relationship with one another!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


FUCK OFF.


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yozz - thanks for understanding man, good stuff!

EI - hugs all around man!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I accept your apology, now when do we get to have a manly hug?

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wait wait wait. I wanna change my review.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Is this for the Uber Libs contest?

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HAAAHA AHAHAHA

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

And when it comes time to confess your sins in the Lapsed Catholic Church, guess who you confess your sins to? That's right. Father Yozz. You walk in and say, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." You know what I say to that? "Fuckin' great! What'd you do?" "I...uh...had impure thoughts, maybe a few times this week." "Fuckin' excellent! What else?" "Um...I jerked off, like, five times." "That's fuckin' great! You know what your penance is? Run across the street to that store, steal two cases of beer and a pizza, and bring it back here, okay? 'Cause we're gonna sit around the rectory and smoke and eat pizza and drink beer and watch TV, and if we see the Pope on TV, we're gonna give him the finger and make fun of his hats, okay? And you know what else? Ted Kennedy? Forgiven. Frank Gifford? Forgiven. Marv Albert? Forgiven. Al Sharpton? Forgiven. Richard Nixon? Forgiven. Bill fuckin' Faulkner? Forgiven. Everybody's forgiven. Except you, Muddy. Fuck you. I hope your kids pull a Menendez on you, Muddy. And then they'll be forgiven, ten times over.



Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Is this for the Uber Libs contest?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you make good points dithered ol' chum....I'll try to step up my game!

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Spineless bitch with no friends below.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

please lets not call each other names

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Scourge is still a vegetable oil capacitor.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Funny, all this time I assumed you were a guy.


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought I was too! thanks for the comment, have a good day!!

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Funny, all this time I assumed you were a guy.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

we're all just people on a website trying to escape the doldrums of work for a little everyday, man

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Does this mean that scourge is no longer a vegetable oil capacitor?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh jeez....excuse me


you're right.



sorry about that typo...foolish me!

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

your right I did say that, I'm sorry for not coming through as of yet and promise that it is on my to do list!

have a great day!

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post was an excellent victim for gpf-ication.
You promised to rock our socks off!




And i already told your mum. sorry.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

come on guys we don't have to focus on the past lets just ring in a new pleasant future!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is this due to people calling you out for past occurrences?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh c'mon brian fatah steele v2.0

this is just plain silly

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Slightly gay.

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sorry buddy...I'll try harder next time, thanks for the comment!

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

its me jeanbug....i'm turning over a new uber leaf today!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Slightly gay.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Who are you and what have you done with the pissed-off redneck.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

'Do not tell my parents' HAH!


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