Hey, CAIR... Muhammad sucks camel cock! (1152 hits)
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Submitted by Stabkill (View user info) at 2008-03-14 21:53:51 EDT
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080314/ap_on_re_af/islamic_summit_islamophobia
I guess the muslims of the world have decided to sue anyone who says things that offends them.
If you go to Saudi Arabia, it is wise to cover women up... Local 7th century culture thing, you know. But when those Islamic pricks come to the USA... Well, keep the women covered up and call anyone who looks at you like you're weird a xenophobic racist.
Is this not a two-way street? I'm all for the "when in Rome" thing, but what about when those backwards mother fuckers come the USA? Can't they freakin' comply to OUR culture? Why do we always have to bend over backwards for these pricks? A muslim checkout clerk can't ring up pre-packaged pork products?
I do like diversity, but I don't like stupidity. So having unique fruits and veggies sold at a market that appeals to people from Asia, Africa, etc. is great. Imposing their outdated religious extremist views on me? Fuck that idea.
Look, if I don't want mormons or jehovah witnesses banging on my door... I definitely don't want some suicide-belt wearing "alalalalalalaal!" yelling prick telling me that they won't give me a cab ride if I have a case of beer in tow. And then when I want to tell them where to stuff their queeran, I'm facing a suit-wearing mullah in a federal lawsuit.
I'd like to test out the following three situations.
Go to a bible-thumping christian, take the bible and throw it on the ground. Spit on it and kick it. I'd say I may get a head shake of disapproval, and an "I'll pray for you."
Then go to a jew and piss on their holy text. I'm honestly not sure how they'd react, but I bet the reaction would be even less than the christian. Maybe a look that I'm a nobody so my actions are meaningless and worthless.
Last, go outside a mosque and take their worthless shit rag of a holy text and give it a nice kick. After it falls, give it another kick so that pages come out. Blurt out a "fuck this bullshit!" and kick it again. Hmmm. Do you think I won't get attacked? In Europe, I'd certainly be attacked. I'm not so sure about the USA.
And these pricks are going to say I don't have the freedom of speech to bash their bullshit faith?
So stick this in google and smoke it, CAIR:
Muhammed is a false prophet.
Muhammed fucks pigs.
Muhammed rapes children.
Allah was fucked in the ass by Jesus.
Allah gives suicide bombs to pigs called muslims.
Islam is complete bullshit.
People who believe in allah are fucking baby pig-fucking pedophiles.
Show me a muslim, and I'll show you someone who is going to hell. (PS: Hell doesn't exist, you dumbasses)
Muhammed sucks American cock.
Islam is the religion of people who have sex with dogs.
Allah fucked a pig and the pig gave birth to Allah.
I have similar feelings toward other religions, but they aren't threatening to sue folks for having a different opinion.
FUCK ALLAH. FUCK CAIR. FUCK all you 7th century shitheads.
PS: If you are Muslim and don't like what I say but don't have the feeling that I should be killed under your religious laws.... maybe you should tell your co-religious nutter fanatics that your way is the better way. Religion of peace my ass.
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:31:01 EDT (#)
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Ya' know - I'm don't really "do" hate, but I'm totally on board with this.
Submitted by BlazinBull (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:08:04 EDT (#)
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They act like banning a form of speech is going to make the hatred for muslims go away. What it will do is piss us off more. Morons. Instead of looking at the real problem, say, the people killing others in the name of Allah, they try to just go some other way so they can mind-fuck us some more. When are we going to drop nukes over there?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-17 07:21:54 EDT (#)
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I do find the last couple of lines in that report pretty funny. There they are talking about how dangerous cartoons and stuff are and right at the end he says, oh Chad and Sudan decided to stop being nasty to each other and everyone agreed to try and sort out the problems bestween israel and Palestine.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-17 05:59:30 EDT (#)
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i once tricked a muslim into eating pork in Iraq. i told him it was beef. hahahahahahaha
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-17 00:24:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-03-16 21:06:03 CDT (#)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6139472090326869674
The Myth of Islamic Contribution to Human Civilization
the link is DEFINITELY worth checking out, and you have to watch the whole thing, it gets really good at the end
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Thank you. Definitely worth watching as I've heard people discuss this but never saw the video before.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-03-16 22:06:03 EDT (#)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6139472090326869674
The Myth of Islamic Contribution to Human Civilization
the link is DEFINITELY worth checking out, and you have to watch the whole thing, it gets really good at the end
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-16 21:41:00 EDT (#)
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Yeah... what exact "race" am I trying to attack? I thought I was bashing a religion and maybe part of any culture based in that kind of backwards 7th century Islamic nutticism, not a particular heredity.
The history of the Persian empire was pretty impressive. Too bad the muslims had to go muck it all up. ALLAHERSHEY SNACK-BAR!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-16 21:21:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-15 08:25:33 EDT (#)
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Nice rant. I'm indifferent to most religions, but I'm pretty interested in my own freedom. When a holy book that Muslims say are the actual words of Allah states that I as a non Muslim must be converted, enslaved, or killed, I say fuck Mohammed and fuck Islam. I'd say '...and fuck Allah', but I don't believe in Allah. No point in cursing (or worshipping) something that's made up.
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There you go, PepsiCokeDrPepperSevenUp. Show me ANYWHERE in the New Testament where Jesus says to kill non-believers. Dumb ass.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-03-16 21:05:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:27:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-15 09:26:19 PDT (#)
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Racism is fun!
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this isn't racism you dolts. racism would be like "all arabs are dumb for being arab, something they have no control over, ergo i am a dumbass for saying it", whereas this is more like "anybody who willingly and knowingly follows this bullshit is a dumbass."
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Submitted by dismas712 (user info) at 2008-03-16 20:25:22 EDT (#)
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i love you.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-16 13:52:39 EDT (#)
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"Go to a bible-thumping christian, take the bible and throw it on the ground. Spit on it and kick it. I'd say I may get a head shake of disapproval, and an "I'll pray for you."
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Go back five-or-six hundred years, though, and you'd:
1) Have your breasts mangled with an iron hook
2) Have red hot pincers used to tear off flesh
3) Have red hot irons inserted up vaginas and rectums
4) Have a turcas used to tear out fingernails
5) Have needles shoved into fingers where nails were
6) Have fingers and toes crushed in thumbscrews
7) Be partially immersed in boiling water or oil
8) Have alcohol poured on you and set alight
9) Have knotted rope fed to you and then yanked out, tearing your colon and bowels
It took us a couple of hundred years to figure out that it was all pretty bullshit... I expect the same from these folk. Best we can do is leave them to it and pop any jihadi-fundamentalist in the skull as soon as he crosses the border.
The "Let God Sort 'Em Out" approach.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2008-03-16 00:02:35 EDT (#)
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Allah fucked a pig and the pig gave birth to Allah.
I think you meant to say "Mohammed" instead of "Allah" the second time, but it was funnier this way.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-15 22:54:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-15 18:57:47 CDT (#)
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The suggestion that entire populations share common beliefs distinct from other populations and not merely rhetorical formations of more general principles is totally untenable.
Having said that, Americans are fucking dumb.
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Honor killings are frowned upon in America. Damn them to hell for being so ethnocentric!
Allah drinks pig urine. Muhammed has sexual relations with sheep.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 20:23:09 EDT (#)
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BTW, can anyone tell me what the writing on the pig says? I've finally figured out this scribble on the wall, but the pig is driving me crazy.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-15 20:00:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-16 08:44:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:26:19 EDT (#)
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Racism is fun!
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Racism really is fun you fucking nit.
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No shit, fuckhead. Why do you think I said it?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-15 19:57:47 EDT (#)
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The suggestion that entire populations share common beliefs distinct from other populations and not merely rhetorical formations of more general principles is totally untenable.
Having said that, Americans are fucking dumb.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 17:45:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-15 17:23:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 16:37:20 EDT (#)
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meh. I kinda look at Al Qaeda as a better funded KKK for Arabs. All religions have their nut jobs man. What if all Christians were judged by the actions of David Koresh(sp?) or Hitler(yes, he was a Christian(OMFG!))? Most Muslims I know are very peaceful people who know that there many ways to interpret the Koran(or however the fuck you spell it). When was the last time you dragged a gay man out to the city limits and stoned him to death as it commands you to in Leviticus? When was the last time you heard of something like that happening? Don't hear about that very often do you? Not every Muslim is a terrorist, and not every terrorist is a Muslim.
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He's saying that Islam is fucked up. So is Christianity, come to that, and just about every religion.
BeforeEmily: racism IS fun, but this is not racism. Learn to read posts before you review them, perhaps?
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That was kinda the point of my reply. However, in retrospect, it does seem to ramble a bit. My bad.
And racism doesn't start until the firehoses and attack dogs are let loose. Until then, it's just prejudice.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-15 17:44:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:26:19 EDT (#)
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Racism is fun!
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Racism really is fun you fucking nit.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-15 17:23:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 16:37:20 EDT (#)
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meh. I kinda look at Al Qaeda as a better funded KKK for Arabs. All religions have their nut jobs man. What if all Christians were judged by the actions of David Koresh(sp?) or Hitler(yes, he was a Christian(OMFG!))? Most Muslims I know are very peaceful people who know that there many ways to interpret the Koran(or however the fuck you spell it). When was the last time you dragged a gay man out to the city limits and stoned him to death as it commands you to in Leviticus? When was the last time you heard of something like that happening? Don't hear about that very often do you? Not every Muslim is a terrorist, and not every terrorist is a Muslim.
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He's saying that Islam is fucked up. So is Christianity, come to that, and just about every religion.
BeforeEmily: racism IS fun, but this is not racism. Learn to read posts before you review them, perhaps?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 16:37:20 EDT (#)
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meh. I kinda look at Al Qaeda as a better funded KKK for Arabs. All religions have their nut jobs man. What if all Christians were judged by the actions of David Koresh(sp?) or Hitler(yes, he was a Christian(OMFG!))? Most Muslims I know are very peaceful people who know that there many ways to interpret the Koran(or however the fuck you spell it). When was the last time you dragged a gay man out to the city limits and stoned him to death as it commands you to in Leviticus? When was the last time you heard of something like that happening? Don't hear about that very often do you? Not every Muslim is a terrorist, and not every terrorist is a Muslim.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-15 13:29:56 EDT (#)
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you're a lot like rob berg
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:27:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-15 09:26:19 PDT (#)
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Racism is fun!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:26:19 EDT (#)
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Racism is fun!
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-03-15 11:03:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-15 02:55:43 GMT (#)
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You know that because uber is so well cataloged by google, there will be 17 fatwas out on you by tomorrow for this.
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LMAO. funniest review i have read for a long while
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-03-15 08:46:44 EDT (#)
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Scientology much?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-15 08:25:33 EDT (#)
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Nice rant. I'm indifferent to most religions, but I'm pretty interested in my own freedom. When a holy book that Muslims say are the actual words of Allah states that I as a non Muslim must be converted, enslaved, or killed, I say fuck Mohammed and fuck Islam. I'd say '...and fuck Allah', but I don't believe in Allah. No point in cursing (or worshipping) something that's made up.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-15 02:33:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-15 01:03:05 CDT (#)
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read the title and assumed this was -2 worthy, considering the author
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I hope the next terrorist attack is in Quebec somewhere and you lose both your arms in the blast.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-15 02:31:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-03-14 22:34:22 CDT (#)
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i wonder what it would be like to take the hajj on acid?
or maybe on some other heavy heavy fuel
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An iPod nano with ear buds in place blasting some kind of metal... Arab heavy metal! Woah. You may have stumbled on to something.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-15 02:03:05 EDT (#)
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read the title and assumed this was -2 worthy, considering the author
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-03-15 02:00:44 EDT (#)
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You should have posted bias of mohammad Getting raped by a pig.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-15 00:50:41 EDT (#)
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Urgh
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-15 00:40:04 EDT (#)
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This reflects my views perfectly.
Thank you.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-03-14 23:34:22 EDT (#)
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i wonder what it would be like to take the hajj on acid?
or maybe on some other heavy heavy fuel
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-14 22:55:43 EDT (#)
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You know that because uber is so well cataloged by google, there will be 17 fatwas out on you by tomorrow for this.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-14 22:48:14 EDT (#)
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If you are trying to argue that Islam is, by nature, worse than Christianity, then I completely disagree. Religions are very flexible and ever evolving. In the long run Christianity and Islam are nearly interchangeable. The only really important difference is the economic and political situation of its followers. Western Muslims are mostly peaceful but they can be irrational when defending their Middle Eastern counterparts. Muslims in poorer countries are usually more violent and fundamentalist because of their shitty situations. If the political and economic situation was reversed then the uneducated and poor Christians would be the more violent and intolerant ones.
Both religions are fucking stupid and it's completely pointless to try and determine which is worse. You can look in the Koran and see a bunch of intolerant and violent garbage. You can look into the Bible and find the same things. It's all in how the garbage is interpreted.
"Go to a bible-thumping christian, take the bible and throw it on the ground. Spit on it and kick it. I'd say I may get a head shake of disapproval, and an "I'll pray for you." ""
That completely depends on the situation. Some Christians would react that way but I think it's unlikely that most would. I recognize that an American Christian is probably not going to be as violent as a Middle Eastern Muslim, but that speaks more of the culture of a rich and relatively pacified nation than it does of Christianity versus Islam.
Religion is a terrible thing. I am not at all a Muslim sympathizer. But I do not think the Koran is provably worse than the Bible.
Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2008-03-14 22:45:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2008-03-14 21:15:54 CDT (#)
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Allah fucked a pig and the pig gave birth to Allah.
whow... a total inner-species-erotica paradox!
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It is no less bullshit than how all religions came about, eh?
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True. It's also hard to sympathies with anyone who takes themselves that fucking seriously...
Besides Muslims, the list includes, Democrats, Republicans, Conservatives, Liberals, Mac users, and anyone from New York.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-14 22:34:23 EDT (#)
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obviously you're not a golfer.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-14 22:27:53 EDT (#)
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You are the best angry rant poster on the site Stab.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-14 22:22:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2008-03-14 21:15:54 CDT (#)
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Allah fucked a pig and the pig gave birth to Allah.
whow... a total inner-species-erotica paradox!
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It is no less bullshit than how all religions came about, eh?
Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2008-03-14 22:15:54 EDT (#)
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Allah fucked a pig and the pig gave birth to Allah.
whow... a total inner-species-erotica paradox!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-14 22:04:23 EDT (#)
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The Council on American-Arab Relations... the organization that is an unindicted co-conspirator to funding terrorism. Funded by Saudi Arabia to excuse imposing their bullshit culture on ours and calling anyone who says "wait a second... that shit is fucked up!" a racist.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-14 22:00:00 EDT (#)
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I agree with you. One question - who is CAIR?