President John McCain (887 hits)
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Submitted by Stabkill (View user info) at 2008-03-12 23:23:06 EDT
Obama will lose big and John McCain will be the next President Of The United States.
The media will start whipping blacks into a frenzy that "White America won't elect a black president." and Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will agree.
What the fuck are the democrats thinking? When the election is wide open to them, why do they pick someone who doesn't stand a chance to get elected? Hell... John Kerry couldn't even beat George W. Bush!!!
Now, they're turning on each other... black this, woman that, monster this, turban that.
I really don't care. I just find it amazing that when it is theirs for the taking, they freaking choke. Not that republicans didn't choke: many don't like John McCain.
But John McCain is going to be the next president. An old man elected by old men and women.
I just want to get my prediction on record. I do not support either Obama or McCain. I am really going to cast my vote for shlongy.
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:52:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-13 11:54:28 EDT (#)
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Ltap... Why exactly would you prefer Clinton or Obama over McCain if you really liked Ron Paul? The war in Iraq and legalization of marijuana Paul and Obama have in common with each other.
Many of the civil rights issues of surveillance programs, national ID, etc. Paul, Clinton, and Obama share similar views.
On nearly everything else, Ron Paul is similar to John McCain.
Of course, Ron Paul would definately piss on affirmative action while you know Obama is going to support those kind of programs.
Take this test, please, Ltap and show the results here: http://www.selectsmart.com/president/
It is pretty accurate for candidates that align to your issues.
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Because the civil rights and war in Iraq are the issues I care about more, that and the environment but all the candidates seem pretty much indifferent on that.
I already took that test months ago and it said Ron Paul was the closest candidate to what I wanted, followed by Obama.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-13 21:30:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-13 20:11:17 CDT (#)
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no way will McCain win unless we catch Bin Laden right before the election.
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Osama is dead.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-13 21:13:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:55:32 CDT (#)
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McCain wins...and is out in 4 years.
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More like "McCain is dead in 4 years." If McCain picks Huckabee or Romney as VP, that will hurt him more than it can help him. He certainly couldn't pick Ron Paul because that would be like commiting suicide because some Paulestinian would try to assassinate him in the first year.
McCain is old. I don't see him lasting long with that kind of stressful position. It has been awhile since a sitting president died, so why not?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-13 21:11:17 EDT (#)
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no way will McCain win unless we catch Bin Laden right before the election.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-13 20:55:32 EDT (#)
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Obama cannot beat Clinton. At this point, Obama already has 700,000 more popular votes than Clinton.
However, most of their super-delegates owe her husband favors. All she has to do is keep 40% of the electoral delegates, and the super-delegates will put her over the top at the convention.
Riots will then erupt, caused by blacks thinking that they've been screwed by The Man. The democrat candidacy will fall to pieces as a result of the bad publicity and the two candidates bloodying the hell out of each other.
McCain wins...and is out in 4 years.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:55:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-13 11:58:18 CDT (#)
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maybe if obama wins niggers will look up to him and start having self-respect instead of making hip hop videos with hoes with money raining down their shaking booty.
man, is my polical input ever useful!
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Very unlikely. If this was to be true, I'd actually have a reason to vote for the guy. MLK's message is completely lost on the black community. Too bad.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:29:21 EDT (#)
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I don't think McCain is technically alive. I really think he's a zombie. Seriously. He has that aura about him.
Anyway, I got to speculating on the candidates' future sex scandals and what form they'll take.
Obama: Gets caught in a Transvestite club in a full length Galtier gown, Jimmy Choo strappy heels, and tiara by Cartier.
McCain: Gets caught hog tied, wearing a diaper, and sucking on a pacifier in a professional dominatrix's apartment.
Clinton: Gets caught having cunnilingus from an intern, you know, just as payback.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:20:35 EDT (#)
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I just went through the http://www.selectsmart.com/president/2008.html test. Lanks for that link, by the way. Apparently if I were to change my name to "Theoretical Ideal Candidate" (and you can call me Theo), I'd win by a landslide because I'd be perfect for everyone.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:07:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-13 09:58:18 PDT (#)
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maybe if obama wins niggers will look up to him and start having self-respect instead of making hip hop videos with hoes with money raining down their shaking booty.
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not going to happen - if anything, they'll just get worse..
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:58:18 EDT (#)
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maybe if obama wins niggers will look up to him and start having self-respect instead of making hip hop videos with hoes with money raining down their shaking booty.
man, is my polical input ever useful!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:55:54 EDT (#)
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what is this bracelet that john mccain is wearing?
ILLUMINATI PERHAPS?
someone page ETS, i want theories!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:52:51 EDT (#)
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i thought national polls put both obama and clinton in front of mccain.
but then again, this isn't november and we both now Bush will be reelected.
well maybe not, but we're getting used to him so why don't just declare him King and skip this long ass election process?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:44:52 EDT (#)
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President Shlongy! YES!
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:33:09 EDT (#)
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First of all, the Red Skull would make the best president ever. Especiially if he continually insisted that he wasn't evil and really loved America, but then did a bunch of dictator-like shit and start wars everywhere. It would be like Bush, but more entertaining.
Second, Clinton will win the Dem nomination. It will come down to the convention in a near tie because se will win Penn and win re-votes in Michigan and Florida. Then the super-delegates will end up lining up with her.
As for Clinton vs. McCain, I really don't know. The polls have been saying McCain would beat her, but I think every chick voter in America will line up behind her and that will tip the balance. Time will tell.
What is for certain, however, is that Method's Mom is a whore.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-13 11:54:28 EDT (#)
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Ltap... Why exactly would you prefer Clinton or Obama over McCain if you really liked Ron Paul? The war in Iraq and legalization of marijuana Paul and Obama have in common with each other.
Many of the civil rights issues of surveillance programs, national ID, etc. Paul, Clinton, and Obama share similar views.
On nearly everything else, Ron Paul is similar to John McCain.
Of course, Ron Paul would definately piss on affirmative action while you know Obama is going to support those kind of programs.
Take this test, please, Ltap and show the results here: http://www.selectsmart.com/president/
It is pretty accurate for candidates that align to your issues.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-13 11:16:59 EDT (#)
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They are running primary election ads for the state of PA in favor of Obama. The primaries here are on April 22, but considering we're the only "big" state left it's quite comical how they are approaching these commercials with "register DEMOCRAT so you can vote for Obama." Oh, the propoganda these people use.
Shameless linkwhore:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93713
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-13 09:39:33 EDT (#)
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Yeah, it's pretty obvious. 99.999% of the southern states will vote for McCain and he will call in favours from people and pwn Obama at the last minute. Sad, really. I personally think Ron Paul should have won, but I definitely like Obama better than McCain. Even Clinton would be better than McCain.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-13 08:41:03 EDT (#)
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You know that having the Red Skull as vice president, is not a whole lot different than what we have now.
If you could get a "Doom/Skull in '08" ticket going, I'd vote for that.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-13 07:28:53 EDT (#)
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The Dems (organization) are now talking about mailing out ballots to all the registered Dems (voters) in FL so they can recast their votes for the Pres candiate. You may recall tha when FL moved the primary election date up the Dems said that the FL votes would not be counted. Now the two Dem contestants are rethinking that whols stance, to the tune of some 5 million pre-posted mailers. That's better than one million of your tax and donation dollars wasted because they cannot make up their minds.
Two candidates wanting a recount of votes in Florida... sound familiar?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 02:02:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-13 01:09:12 EDT (#)
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bow-wow yippi-yo yippi-yea
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bow wow wow, yippy-yo yippy-yay
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2008-03-13 01:36:29 EDT (#)
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The dems always choke, it's their specialty
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-03-13 01:26:55 EDT (#)
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I think Obama may have a shot.
As long as he doesn't overuse the race card he will probably come out on top.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-13 01:09:12 EDT (#)
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bow-wow yippi-yo yippi-yea
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-13 01:05:41 EDT (#)
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I think Obama will win. I guess I hope he does. I think this country is on the decline no matter which of them gets elected.
I think McCain's attitude of staying in Iraq indefinitely will scare enough people.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-13 00:14:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-12 23:58:02 EDT (#)
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You should vote for the black guy on American Idol, steak.
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I don't vote there for the same reasons. Prepetuation of social decline and all.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-13 00:04:20 EDT (#)
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Either way America gets a moderate President and the world can think about relaxing a little.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-12 23:58:02 EDT (#)
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You should vote for the black guy on American Idol, steak.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-12 23:57:13 EDT (#)
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I yet again maintain that I'm a non-voter.
I cannot support a broken system, and my voting would only prepetuate the cycle.
Sure, it's meaningless, as millions of others will still vote, but meaningless protest is far more effective than blind submission.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-12 23:54:59 EDT (#)
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The black guy's the best. But I'm talking about American Idol.
Sadly, I think you are probably right.
When I was a kid, Dad used to say, "I do not belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat."
I thought he was awfully clever. Turns out, he stole it from Will Rogers.
GO BLACK GUY!
I'm still talking about American Idol.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-12 23:49:33 EDT (#)
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