The Last Eight Months of My Mind's Eye (972 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2008-02-26 14:50:12 EST
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-27 20:29:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-28 01:40:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:46:57 EST (#)
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You can get it here.
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Have you seen the video for Dig!!! Lazarus Dig!!! yet?
His pedo mustache + brave swagger = all that was good about 70s porno actors.
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Yeah baby. Not to mention the Bad Seeds dancing in the background of the chorus.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-27 09:40:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can get it here.
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Have you seen the video for Dig!!! Lazarus Dig!!! yet?
His pedo mustache + brave swagger = all that was good about 70s porno actors.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-27 08:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now THAT'S more like it, mister.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-27 02:11:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-26 22:53:23 EST (#)
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Clearly I am Format King of Uber.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-26 22:47:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:46:57 EST (#)
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You can get it here.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CYCS2LDR
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-02-27 14:45:08 EST (#)
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I have it already, actually, downloaded an advance copy off a torrent. It's great.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-27 02:08:23 EST (#)
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The hew NC&TBS album's out next week, Stag.
I know you're excited.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-02-26 18:13:36 EST (#)
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I thought of you the other day while drunk at about 2:00 in the morning. I made "a poem" out of insulting fridge magnets. Poems alway make me think of you now.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:33:21 EST (#)
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Solid. Fucking. Gold.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:24:49 EST (#)
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I'm calling your boss....
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who flung poo?
it was not me,
who it is,
a mystery.
2 inch penis lemonade,
which she was drinking,
in the shade.
She found disturbing,
how it was made,
2 inch penis...lemonade.
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Disco Auschwitz Vietnam
This place is the most bomb.
Lots o hotties, dancing to the songs,
like burning ovens,
or napalm psalms.
They danced and drank, into the night
dancing by the fire's light,
when I awoke, to such a sight,
I fled screaming, to their delight.
Hunting humans, such a task
They were baiting, with their phat ass,
I took the trick, and fell alas
into their firey underpants.
The source of fire, I found soon,
the burning, churning, hole o' doom.
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Funky taboo jungle love
God above, God above.
God spanked monkeys, with a glove...
and like I said, I don't know who flung the poo.
For the last time, quit asking me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:16:37 EST (#)
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Get back to work, Orgasmo.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:12:27 EST (#)
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The myth of the killer ape is true
Who flung poo? Who flung poo?
Banana nut butter baste parade
Surprise: two-inch penis lemonade!
Missionary man-gorilla love,
CoCo spies the canopy above,
Time to blow the baby bomb
Disco Auschwitz Vietnam
AlmostBabies charge the womb
Cervix the size of a dubloon
Funky taboo jungle love
God above, God above.
The myth is true,
Who flung poo?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-26 16:11:33 EST (#)
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THIS was real interesting.
How does one type "in sarcasm"???
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:38:52 EST (#)
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Strange, in the good Las Vegas sort of way
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:17:35 EST (#)
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Watch out lest the gorilla eats your face.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:17:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:12:41 EST (#)
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you're a retard.
in the good way.
but a retard nonetheless.
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Open your mouth so I can dribble my warm tard-drool into it.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The one on the right, awesome.
Left, not so much, but I can see artistic effort.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:12:41 EST (#)
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you're a retard.
in the good way.
but a retard nonetheless.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:02:50 EST (#)
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You had me at wutter.
You kept me at honalee.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-26 15:01:12 EST (#)
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OK! Hey, by round of applause, how many of you think O-Tron is from another planet? Put 'em together, how many? Wow, that many! OK!