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I Ate Too Many Of These... (971 hits)

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Rating: 1.3 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Stabkill (View user info) at 2008-02-25 01:59:53 EST


Last time I ate one of these things was years ago. I almost wish I was back in Iraq to have one once again. I don't even know if they are still putting them into meals... but with a shelf life of 5 years, there must be some still floating around somewhere.

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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-26 09:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Those things are awesome. I wasn't in the military, but I got some from a friend and took them on the Appalachian Trail. I didn't realize they had a chemical heating system, which made me confused and angry for a short time. Then I figured it out.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-25 19:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have about 50 of them in my cellar. They're probably about to expire by now, being that I got out in '01. I never liked the way the little black poppy seeds crunched between your teeth...but the M&M's rocked...and I can make a mean snakebite with the lime kool-aid packets.

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-25 14:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SHROOMS.

We used to get stoned and eat these.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-25 10:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

is it wrong that i was expecting a picture of pussy?












you can order US millitary rations through catalogs/websites that do army navy/surplus



Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-02-25 09:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I used to love the tuna noodle casserole ones. They came with vanilla pound cake and freeze-dried strawberries. I'd mix the berries with water and that little packet of coffee creamer and pour it on the pound cake.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-25 08:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That's quite a post.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-25 06:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.thereadystore.com/mre.php?product=MRE-Lemon-Poppy-Seed-Pound-Cake Cheap, too.

My psychotic friend Andy had thousands of MREs in his sub-basement. This is where he gets them.

Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-02-25 04:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You can get lemon & poppyseed pound-cake flavoured condoms now?

Any why have you been eating them?

But anyway, i ate too many spearmint-leaves (lollies) once, hiccuped, and threw up green stuff all through my nose. Be wary of spearmint leaves, the delicious killer

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-25 03:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah. I hate Skittles and M&M's to this very day.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-25 03:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lemon Poppyseed pound cake was one of the best.

I ate so many bean & rice burrito, cheese tortellini, and pasta with vegetables.... That's pretty much all I ate.

I did discover that mixing the cheese w/jalapenos and salsa packets with that bean & rice burrito made the meal totally kick ass. It appears that the bean and rice burrito is no more as I just found this website:

http://www.mreinfo.com/us/mre/mre-menus.html

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-25 02:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lemon Poppyseed Pound Cake, or just that type of thing in general? I assume those are "MRE" type of things.

I'm not sure if this is exactly the same, but it's probably close.

http://www.glutenfreemall.com/catalog/garden-lemon-poppy-glutenfree-pound-cake-frozen-unit-p-927.html

and

http://shop.hannahmax.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=67

They have contact information. Maybe you should look into it by mailing them, or searching for company info and making a phone call.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-25 02:02:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Poppy pounded your cake?


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