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Tips for Takin Care of Yer Asshole Emo Wuss Baby (1441 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.12 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Thomas (View user info) at 2008-02-20 00:07:28 EST


Dont all thank me at once mo-fos.


















*And no i didnt make these u dumb bastards, i found em sonewhere, but thier still funny, mostly



yerbabymakesmesick.JPG (771 kB)

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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-02-29 20:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NSFW!

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-02-23 21:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-23 16:45:30 CST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck the bears, look what the lions got http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7wER5JJQlE !!!
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BLAARFF

OH GOD DA BEARS ARE DOOMED

WEEEP

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARF

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-23 20:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 For making me laugh so I cried and nearly broke a rib
-2 For the plagiarising

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-23 17:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck the bears, look what the lions got http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7wER5JJQlE !!!

Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2008-02-21 18:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 02:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 21:20:16 PST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/114567

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-20 20:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

meh

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

John McCain was schtupping a lobbyist during his 2000 run for President!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
President Obama baby!
+2s all around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In related news, Bill Clinton urges no "rush to judgment."

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:14:26 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

The very last thing made me laugh.

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Seen it before, on Uber.


Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:14:26 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

The very last thing made me laugh.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck off with this crap

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Caul already posted this, but I'm sure that's been said already.


Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-20 11:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The very last thing made me laugh.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-20 10:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this was posted like within the past 3 weeks wasnt it?

Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-20 10:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-20 10:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks orph, but I now can't eat my yogurt after your explaination

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-20 10:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's what happens when you challenge the darko.



Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-20 09:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've seen this before, but it's still fucking awesome.

The thing about the liquor for calming is bullshit though, you can dip a finger and rub it on their gums, works like a charm.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-20 09:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I was actually in tears reading this post this morning...Mrs. Shlongy had to come see what the fuck was going on and she laughed like hell, too.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-20 09:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What's wrong with the hobo? I think everybody would be a more interesting person if they had a hobo as a babysitter when they were young.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-20 09:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nazi

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-20 09:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-20 09:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-20 13:05:00 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is the bauble up the sprats nose?

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It is like this handheld suction thing you use to clean out baby nose instead of a cotton bud. They rock, you suck something big out of there and you can SEE you have achieved something.
Don't get me started on the satisfaction of cleaning babies ears!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I prefer all of the "don't" ones in this post. Call me kooky.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Did just what it says.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is the bauble up the sprats nose?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-02-20 07:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

you're such an L7, daddy o

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 07:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

yawn....once again you are late.

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-02-20 05:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I especially like the making baby smile one.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-20 04:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What is wrong with letting baby chew on a shoe? Keeps them well quiet and any bacteria ingeste helps build a healthy immune system. Bonus!
<3

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-20 03:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Awww take off, hoser.


Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-02-20 03:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:35:32 CST (#)
Ranking: 1


thanks, eh.
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FUCK U CANADIAN

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-20 03:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


thanks, eh.


Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-02-20 03:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:02:12 CST (#)
Ranking:???

i laughed
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THANK U


Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-02-20 03:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i laughed

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

IM GONNA BASH YER SKULL IN AND THE SKULL OF YER FIRSTBORN

WERE ARCH ENEMIES NOW

PEPARE TO BE BEEBED

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This post would have a positive ranking if you hadn't picked a fight with me.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-20 01:34:35 CST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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YER ENTIRE GENETIC LINE IS DOOMED TO BE FUGLY

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-20 01:15:08 CST (#)
Ranking: -2

kill yourself
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i HOPE U CRASH INTO A 7TH GRADER WITH YER FANCY OLD MANS VETTE

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:17:35 CST (#)
Ranking: -2

www.digg.com



submit shit that you didn't make on that website, not here. fucking idiot.
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LEARN HOW TO READ AND MAKE A VALID WEB LINK HALFBREED

FUCK U

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-20 02:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

kill yourself

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-02-20 01:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

www.digg.com



submit shit that you didn't make on that website, not here. fucking idiot.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Beeb, without his ratings, it's like you're punching a ghost. You can't win. It's darko.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck the Bears, Fuck the White Sox, Fuck the Cubs, Fuck the Blackhawks, Fuck the Bulls, Fuck your Mother.




Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

um-ah, you made a post post.

I don't know how old you are but I remember when the bears had a one dimensional running game and ditka was the coach. It was like circa maddens on the genisis and playing with the bears was like watching paint dry and would make you think mowing the lawn would be more fun.

linkwhore:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/114780

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OH ITS ON NOW

ROUND ONE

DING

LEFT HOOK
JAB
UPPERCUT
RIGHT CROSS
LEFT HOOK
JAB
JAB
JAB


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck the Bears, Fuck the White Sox, Fuck the Cubs, Fuck the Blackhawks, Fuck the Bulls, Fuck your Mother.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Listen here Fucko i dont read every goddamn post on Ubershit so fuck u and fuck Eminem and Fuck DEEETROIT



Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-20 00:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/114567


Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing
out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button.

-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare