Ubertines '08 "Love Means Never Having to Make Excuses" (1160 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2008-02-18 13:43:37 EST
Ms. Nugget,
Neither of our competitors posted, so you and will go against each other in round two. I'm sure you have noticed over the last several moths that I have played the fool, posting idiotic drivel and bantering back and forth with others. It was fun, and passed the time.
I will attempt to make a legitimate post this time, but I make no guarantees. I am spending the majority of my time, computer and otherwise, looking for work. I will do a serious post only if I get the opportunity.
That said, I think one writes better when using his/her own title. If you disagree, we will swap titles. As long as it relates to Valentines day, I'm open.
Also, if I wrote the finest piece in the history of literature, many would -2 it. That's life.
Thanks,
Bubba
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-22 16:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-22 16:14:51 EST (#)
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Hmm...so this was just a paste job?
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Don't forget the ever important 'cutting' part.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-02-22 16:14:51 EST (#)
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Hmm...so this was just a paste job?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-20 14:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
60
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:36:39 EST (#)
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Oh... of course.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:27:51 EST (#)
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Corn, you didn't do anything. I'm having some fun right now. You know...laughing, enjoying this little e-scuffle banter-thing we got going on here.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba sent me nudies, who wants to see?
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Ew.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:23:32 EST (#)
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lol simon, I'm so sorry for whatever it was that I did that you find so highly offensive.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:22:24 EST (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/1150126945507519898/1/whale%20penii%20make%20me%20randy.jpg Take that, you stupid wench.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:19:00 EST (#)
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Bubba sent me nudies, who wants to see?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:17:55 EST (#)
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Simon, you hate me because I gave you a few -2s? Wowza.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:16:11 EST (#)
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For someone who doesn't care about Uber, Simon sure spends a lot of time caring about Uber.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*to you, even. I hate your malaria face.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 12:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cunty...considering a rated this first mine was not a retaliation. Glad to see ratings mean so much you, hole.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-20 08:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uber favor.
Awww... a corn retaliation, how cute!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-19 13:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the pinnacle of creepiness.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at the time I saved you!! You owe me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A missing word in the first sentence, and a typo in the second.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic writing!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
simon below
Submitted by celtic1888 (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this for real?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol you're going to sue me for copy/pasting an email on to uber?
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
T pity a foo' who write a garbage letter lkke that.
Submitted by Marina (user info) at 2008-02-19 10:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what a controversy this has caused! and simon using alters to -2 at bubba's request! i suppose we all know now who one of bubba's last young boy conquests was!
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-02-19 08:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uber favor
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-19 06:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooops, sorry, I meant everyone but you Darko. :(
Only joking! :) Darko FTW!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 06:48:08 EST (#)
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even me? hooray!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-19 06:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 11:22:32 GMT (#)
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if it's her genuine entry she's still winning.
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Everyone is a winner on Uber.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 06:22:32 EST (#)
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if it's her genuine entry she's still winning.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-19 05:11:31 EST (#)
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I don't get it. Is it a real email and if so why would you post it? And surely this isn't your geniune entry?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:27:58 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stealing bitch.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-02-19 02:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-19 01:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fine. I'll go out on a limb here.
It's not considered kosher in this kind of contest to -2 your opponent, but I have been left no choice.
1) No authorship was attributed to what you posted, so you are a plagiarist. The folks who are thinking "It was implied" can fuck right off.
2) YOU added the signature of "Bubba," so you are also guilty of forgery.
3) My lawyer will be in touch.
4) Have a nice life.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM TOO LAZY TO CUT AND PASTE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD SAY...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It is better because this is an actual email...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-18 20:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what a fucking loser
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-18 18:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Purely because everyone else is a dipshit....that and I like pedophiles.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-18 18:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's awesome.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-18 17:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh. It HadToBeDone.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-17 20:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-17 19:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My ex husbands best friends wife was a psychologist who specialized in couples therapy. One day she told me that there are a lot of fucked up people in the world, but the amazing thing is that these fucked up people find each other.
One example:
The women who want to be submissive and controlled find the insecure bastard (my words) that want to dominate and control.
And everyone is happy!!
So, sounds like you have a great life.
the fucked up thing is that you try to justify this disfunctional behavior by lashing out at US, as if it's OUR FAULT that you are fucked up.
:)
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Good God, you make me SOOO hard.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Viggo Mortensen is doing the movie as the father.
It might help with the commas if you visualize his chin.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whoops sorry....yes and no...you get engrossed in the story and forget about the lack of commas i suppose
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:58:09 EST (#)
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stop complaining wench
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:51:25 EST (#)
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Muddy, I bought that book "The Road". It's very hard to read since he doesn't use commas enough, and he's always stringing lines together with the word "and" where there really should be a comma.
I guess I'll get used to it, right?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In light of kaosking chastising me soundly...I will keep my commentary to bland generalizations.
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pussy.
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you mom(s)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good man, robert!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry scourgey.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course he brings it on himself.
Christ, most of his comments around here are irritating and stupid - sometimes even downright creepy.
>BUT< he has a good spirit about him - and I can't help but like the guy.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer Bubba's erotica.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rob, how could you?
corn_nugget is a fragile and kind woman who has never had anything but kind words for you...your harsh rating could lead to her mental undoing! do you want that on your hands?
i'm going to have to ask that you correct that rating right away.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheap and boring, maybe. Something tells me he brings this on himself, what with all the excuse making beforehand.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In light of kaosking chastising me soundly...I will keep my commentary to bland generalizations.
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pussy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm all for picking on the old fart - but this is just a cheap (and boring) way to advance to the next round.
BLAH
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
*chuckles*
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell you what I'll do.
To keep it fair, I'll -2 BOTH of your posts.
But if I could, I'd -3 Bubba's.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-18 14:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
winner
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
because i can.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-18 13:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In light of kaosking chastising me soundly...I will keep my commentary to bland generalizations.