Ubertines '08 - Drinks and Dinner (693 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.62 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2008-02-13 16:06:07 EST
Venus,
"Your face was a changeling in the lamplight. That somber glow, diffused by a shade, was refracted and picked up by every line ran 'round your eyes and scattered as if to make a different person of your face's every movement. I really didn't know who you were half the time, but daylight left us to our night and to each other."
What a crock of shit. I wrote this once during one of my tenement Toronto winters. I've forgotten your name so I've named you, because love fades fast and passion quicker, and death needs a name. I've dwelt for ages on this passage. It fell from a box in my closet. It fell face up on a piece of dry and yellowed full-scap, it was penned in faded ink. The words seem removed from meaning now. I can read them, yes, but they don't mean a damned thing.
I doubt you'll remember my name young Venus, just as your name's now faded blue ink in my hand. I'll fill you in on the details of the evening. The ones I remember I'll scrawl in blue chickenstratch on a fresh new page of full-scap. I'll scrawl these few meager pages and then I'll carefully put them back in the box. I'll square and corner the paper in line with the other pages and the box's meager, bleached dimensions. I'll place the top of the box back, walk calmly to my living room, stare out of my window and (finally) coat the wall with my skull.
We were children really, seeds eager to be sown. You were tall with affectionately dazed eyes and chattering teeth. You were veiled by smoke and I introduced myself with a cough and a wave of my hand. It was one of those sublime moments if you'll recall, and I think we both knew how the night would end. We talked for a while at some worn mahogany table in that faux-english pub and cabbed our way back home. You might remember Venus, that once I took you through my door and pushed you down onto the mattress things got strange.
The petting was intense as we tore through each other's clothes. You panted and groaned as I unclasped your bra. You almost screamed as my tongue found your nipples and I nibbled my way past your bellybutton. Panting, gasping and groaning you clawed at my hair as I felt myself fall blissfully through the surf and sink joyfully into the wrinkled arcs of your vulva.
"It's your turn", you said, staring down at me. We rolled around and as I felt myself sink into your mouth, I felt something else find its way through my puckered asshole.
Venus, I wish I hadn't had so much to drink.
"What are you doing?", I asked terrified as your finger found my prostate and you gargled my wrinkled balls. You only smiled, my throbbing dick between your lips. "Venus", I whispered as my stomach churned and my sphincter loosened its iron grip round your finger. "I really had a lot to drink tonight", oh if I could but find myself back in that moment, and with some eloquence leave that place with my dignity intact.
"Let go", you whispered to me as you pirouetted around me, thrust my legs up and supped from my colon. I felt consciousness waver then Venus, and questioned that drink you bought me at closing time, the chocolate you slipped me after the bar saying: "if you're so hungry, have this". Venus, your face will forever be to me a dripping mass, fading like my consciousness in the lam-light.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-18 09:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You thoroughly kicked my ass. Well played good sir.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-14 19:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"the wrinkled arcs of your vulva" EWW.
"..thrust my legs up and supped from my colon." GLORIOUS.
Plus Fucking Two.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-14 16:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
1 girl no cup!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-14 15:58:42 EST (#)
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i see you've met my sister.
Submitted by BlazinBull (user info) at 2008-02-14 09:02:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-14 07:28:13 EST (#)
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Boobs! Awesome...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-14 03:45:31 EST (#)
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Urgh. But I love Botticelli.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2008-02-13 23:37:32 EST (#)
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That's called a dirty mickey.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-13 17:10:28 EST (#)
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1.5
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-02-13 17:10:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:14:45 EST (#)
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Christ.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:53:20 EST (#)
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haha uberboard
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:47:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:45:13 EST (#)
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Let's touch our cocks together and put them in a vice. Whadya say?
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that's the most charming thing anyone's ever said to me, but I'll have to pass bro. Thanks though.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:45:13 EST (#)
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Let's touch our cocks together and put them in a vice. Whadya say?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:44:32 EST (#)
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POOP?
MORE LIKE EXPLOSIVE SHIT FOUNTAINS.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:43:07 EST (#)
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yes, this is about poop.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:30:23 EST (#)
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And another.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:30:10 EST (#)
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Here's a bump.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:29:49 EST (#)
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I think I've said this before, but when you aren't acting like a gibbering whack-job you churn out some nice wordplay. Almost a +2.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
>blink<
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ewww.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:14:52 EST (#)
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Just to be clear, you were talking about poop, right?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:14:45 EST (#)
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Christ.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:10:22 EST (#)
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Well that was unexpected.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:10:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-13 16:08:03 EST (#)
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