Where the hell is my car? Global warming is a bitch. (1252 hits)
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Submitted by Racist Ron Paul (View user info) at 2008-02-08 12:35:00 EST
Global warming is something I look forward to. Too bad it is 100% politically-driven bullshit.
Now the question is, who will be the first to say "Global cooling means global warming - it is called climate change!" That term always makes me laugh. Climate change happens damn near every day of the year in most of the world. But you won't see me with a large wooden sign on, ringing a bell, and shouting "IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD!"
Anyway, some of you global warming fuckers should help me dig my car out so I can go to Woodman's (grocery store) so I can pick up a case of beer. The only thing this white shit is good for is keeping those wonderful beverages nice and cold.... Oh, and the humorous articles where people fall through some ice and drown .....and some kick-ass snowmobile accidents.
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Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-10 23:46:06 EST (#)
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Also, SARCASM PRODUCES CO2 GASES AND THOSE R BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-10 23:45:35 EST (#)
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Hahahaha you drive a Geo Metro??? You must get laid A LOT!
Hummer H2, fast food, guns, vacation homes, and all my electronic products plugged in even when I'm not using them FUCKING RULES!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-10 14:36:07 EST (#)
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Global Warming is just another excuse for my government to introduce more taxes.
Although I can't sympathise with you, I so fucking sunburnt right now that I've had to go into work with no bra on because of the pain it causes me when it's on.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-09 14:12:20 EST (#)
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using coal as a fuel source is incredibly filthy and creates tons of pollution. i actually work on a project for the gov't that is trying to clean up the process of using coal as a fuel resource. the nazi's originally developed the method that we're trying to perfect in ww2. coal can be used right now, but it's far from economical or beneficial compared to renewable energy.
"over-priced" renewable energy like solar panels, wind turbines, and geothermal heating/cooling have a simple payback of like 5 years and are hardly over-priced. you can power your home with renewable energy power sources without breaking your wallet and it pays off in the long run.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-09 04:12:39 EST (#)
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HA HA!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-09 01:25:50 EST (#)
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Another term for the ignorant to be aware of: Maunder Minimum.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-08 21:23:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:46:36 EST (#)
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WARNING!! VERY unfunny joke below.
Well, this post is creating alot of HEAT, just adding to Global Warming with your fancy words.
*Polite cough from audience*
*silence*
*tumble weeds*
Oh bugger. BETTER NATE THAN LEVER!
No? Ok.
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The longest joke in the world? Yea I got it. And you went there.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:30:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-08 20:30:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:46:36 EST (#)
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WARNING!! VERY unfunny joke below.
Well, this post is creating alot of HEAT, just adding to Global Warming with your fancy words.
*Polite cough from audience*
*silence*
*tumble weeds*
Oh bugger. BETTER NATE THAN LEVER!
No? Ok.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:45:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:17:23 CST (#)
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You're still missing the point. Lets say Global Warming is fake. The message is to switch to renewable energy. You can argue global warming all you like, but the bottom line is that the end result is switching to all renewable energy resources.
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We have enough coal for many, many years (250 years last I saw). We don't have to switch to over-priced "renewable" sources any time soon. Technologies in 100 years may be a lot better than now...History says so.
Instead, nutty environmentalists want to trick the public into thinking that future technologies are "now" when they are still in a early developmental phase...a phase mostly paid for by taxpayers after several other failed programs.
The government mandating renewable energies that cost 10X as much is some serious bullshit. Can the poor afford those bills at 10X the cost? Probably not, so then the taxpayers take a double hit. Subsidize renewable energy and then subsidize the bills to the poor.
If you can upgrade smartly, that is good business for everyone. Are we willing to go 100% nuclear? If not, we aren't making a real commitment to stop CO2 gases. Of course, methane is worse so next we have to force red meat off the menu.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:32:05 EST (#)
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Coyote just melted my face off with condescentional awesome.
I <3 that guy.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:19:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:01:41 EST (#)
Coyote is awfully testy today.
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This whole post is testy... I realize you'd be much more comfortable if everyone just nodded politely and smiled when you made misinformed or misleading statements, but I think it's only fair to point out when people make mistakes, especially when they do it in a smug or condescending way.
CO2 can't be a pollutant because it comes out of our bodies? Please.
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We are all tards to think that todays "average global temperature" is what the world is supposed to be and any deviation from that is irreversible warming.
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Nobody credible is claiming either one of those things. The debate is on timescales, economic consequences, and mitigation options.
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Take a physics class. Take a geology class. The glaciers came, they went, they came, they went, they came, they went.......and it wasn't because the Mastadons belched too much methane or because Grog burned too many fires.
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Apparently you're a bit confused about the difference between saying "human activity can have an influence on the climate" and "human activity is the ONLY influence on climate". You also don't seem to get the difference between a few thousand people suddenly releasing the CO2 that had been stored for at most a hundred years and a few billion people releasing all the CO2 that had been stored for tens of millions of years.
Maybe you're the one who should be taking a physics class. I'll tell you what, you can take one of the ones I teach. I'll be interested to see how you do.
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We didn't start it and we sure as hell can't stop it.
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Ah, fatalism. Tell me, does adopting a pose of helplessness in the face of change come naturally to you, or did you have to learn it?
Change is constant. We can either adapt to it and do what we can to turn it to our advantage, or we can stick our heads in the sand and hope for things to turn out for the best. Just because you can put blinders on and pretend that your actions don't have consequences don't make it so.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:19:20 EST (#)
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Shit.
Just throwing more wood on the fire.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:18:43 EST (#)
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Global warming is a fairy tale used to influence the sheep of the world by people with agendas.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:17:23 EST (#)
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You're still missing the point. Lets say Global Warming is fake. The message is to switch to renewable energy. You can argue global warming all you like, but the bottom line is that the end result is switching to all renewable energy resources.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:12:37 EST (#)
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Shit.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:12:24 EST (#)
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I did this already: http://www.ubersite.com/m/99158
Much sand was in vaginas for a few days over it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:09:26 EST (#)
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You'll never convince me that man-caused 'global warming' is anything but a myth that uses the available knowledge to try to explain things that are beyond the available knowledge. Storms used to be caused by the gods. Earthquakes too. Everything was caused by the gods. Some of that stuff has been explained but not all of it, and your 'global warming' simply remains unexplained by real science because we humans don't have the real science yet to explain why the earth's surface temperature changes. At best you can apply models that yield results consistent with the recent recorded changes in temperature but those same models, run into the past, will either show the planet cooling to a uniform temperature a few degrees cooler than current or getting perpetually cooler and eventually freezing solid. Since through the real science we have we know that neither of conditions actually existed, *pause for emphasis* your models are wrong. Simple as that. You're basing your beliefs on proven-incorrect assumptions. Your models are wrong, so your theory needs to be rethought. Scientific method: try it some time.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-02-08 19:00:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:53:12 EST (#)
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I wonder if anyone even realized that is a little 45MPG 1.0 5 Speed Chevrolet Metro under that pile of snow. I wonder what all these global warming lovers drive. Bio-diesel Benz? Toyota Prius? Honda Insight?
I'd love to know and not have one of those "Oh, this is the internet so I drive a Yenko Nova or COPO 427 Camaro" kind of an answer.
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Honda Civic because its reliable as fuck and i don't have a lot of money to spend
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:53:12 EST (#)
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I wonder if anyone even realized that is a little 45MPG 1.0 5 Speed Chevrolet Metro under that pile of snow. I wonder what all these global warming lovers drive. Bio-diesel Benz? Toyota Prius? Honda Insight?
I'd love to know and not have one of those "Oh, this is the internet so I drive a Yenko Nova or COPO 427 Camaro" kind of an answer.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:47:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:01:41 EST (#)
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Coyote is awfully testy today.
Take a physics class. Take a geology class.
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Irony. Coyote's comments consistently indicate that he is by far one of the most educated users around this place.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:20:46 EST (#)
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it was 90 degrees at my house today fuck off with all your snow
Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2008-02-08 18:01:41 EST (#)
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Coyote is awfully testy today.
We are all tards to think that todays "average global temperature" is what the world is supposed to be and any deviation from that is irreversible warming.
Take a physics class. Take a geology class. The glaciers came, they went, they came, they went, they came, they went.......and it wasn't because the Mastadons belched too much methane or because Grog burned too many fires.
We didn't start it and we sure as hell can't stop it.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:44:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:37:15 EST (#)
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You're excused from being skeptical about global warming as presented by the media, because the media are a bunch of mouth-breathing idiots who don't even understand that 2+2=4, even in an election year.
But you're not excused from not being able to tell the difference between global averages and local weather.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:42:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:36:26 EST (#)
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It's the sun folks, the sun. Politicians would have you believe that CO2, our own breath, is a pollutant. The other day John Kerry blamed the intensity of the tornadoes that hit the midwest on global warming and climate change. That's like comparing the intensity of your orgasm to the temperature of the sheets.
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hahaha...
seriously though, this intense heat as a product of global warming is threatening to cause my house to collapse. i wish global warming would go away so i wouldnt have to shovel my roof.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:42:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:36:26 EST (#)
It's the sun folks, the sun.
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What part of "the solar forcings are already in the models" don't you understand? Believe me, solar physicists have tried like hell to come up with ways it could just "be the sun", because, can you say "Nobel Prize"?
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Politicians would have you believe that CO2, our own breath, is a pollutant.
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Please demonstrate the harmlessness of CO2 by inhaling lots of it, now.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:37:15 EST (#)
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You're excused from being skeptical about global warming as presented by the media, because the media are a bunch of mouth-breathing idiots who don't even understand that 2+2=4, even in an election year.
But you're not excused from not being able to tell the difference between global averages and local weather.
Plus, Woodman's is a craphole.
Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:36:26 EST (#)
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It's the sun folks, the sun. Politicians would have you believe that CO2, our own breath, is a pollutant. The other day John Kerry blamed the intensity of the tornadoes that hit the midwest on global warming and climate change. That's like comparing the intensity of your orgasm to the temperature of the sheets.
And yes, renewable energy is the future.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:24:19 EST (#)
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Most people think Volcanoes are emitting CO2 which is the cause for "Global Warming." They are semi right. The fact of the matter is, the hole in the ozone layer had shrunk to a relatively small size and is now being increased due to human intervention. CO2 emitted by our cars and power plants (the big causes) are increasing the rate at which the ozone hole would naturally open up at. Therefor, the earth is in a warming cycle but due to human intervention the rate at which the earth is heating up is much greater than what it should be, historically speaking.
The bottom line is that it's ignorant to just disbelieve in global warming and ignoring the main message. Renewable energy is the future. Whether global warming is real or not, the main message is to switch to renewable energy resources, which is a good thing for everyone. Solar panels, wind turbines, geothermal heating/cooling, etc...
How can renewable energy be a bad thing?
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:11:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-02-08 16:52:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:40:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:25:53 EST (#)
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What Unabonger said. -100000 for not believing in global warming.
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You might as well have said "-100000 for not believing in God". There's as much science behind God as there is behind global warming.
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WHAT???
I can't believe that was just said.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to think you an idiot until you show me that there are hundreds of thousands of pie charts, graphs, and pages of statistical analysis on the last few hundred years of Jesus trends.
At the very LEAST, have Al Gore do a presentation on why God exists.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-08 16:41:35 EST (#)
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It snows too little: Global warming.
It snows too much: Global warming.
It rains too little: Global warming.
It rains too much: Global warming.
It is hot: Global warming.
It is cold: Global warming.
That is the math of fools.
Ever hear about the Anasazi? They certainly didn't have Hummer H2's to blame for their woes, eh?
Instead of some slick talking scientist conspiring with a shitbag politician, they probably had a medicine-man or tribal elder telling you what was causing the weather to suck.
Is the earth getting warmer? I wouldn't dispute that. But I also won't say it is us that caused it and it certainly won't be us to fix it.
Let's have a nuclear war if one is so concerned about becoming the next Mars or Mercury. Which does remind me, why is Mars also getting warmer? The rovers?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-02-08 16:13:13 EST (#)
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Wheras I agree that politics has hijacked the climate change debate and turned it into an "issue", its still happening.
Whether or not its actually going to do any long term harm remains to be seen since we're in an unusually warm period for the Earth anyways.
Neverthelss I dont think we should wantonly add to the problem on the off chance that all the disaster-mongers are just frothing at the brain, theres no sense in that. Thats like drink driving simply because you might not crash
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-08 16:02:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:15:13 EST (#)
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liek omg how can there be global wurming cos look at teh snow!
jesus christ...
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:58:56 EST (#)
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Tard
And you too skrapmetal
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:49:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:40:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:25:53 EST (#)
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What Unabonger said. -100000 for not believing in global warming.
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You might as well have said "-100000 for not believing in God". There's as much science behind God as there is behind global warming.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-08 15:25:53 EST (#)
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What Unabonger said. -100000 for not believing in global warming.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:48:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:15:13 EST (#)
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liek omg how can there be global wurming cos look at teh snow!
jesus christ...
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:48:11 EST (#)
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"Too bad it is 100% politically-driven bullshit."
Irony.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:39:04 EST (#)
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It hit almost 70 degrees fahrenheit here in PA 2 days this week. We haven't had a decent snowfall (more than a couple inches, once or twice) this year.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:36:50 EST (#)
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if this is like a 'where's waldo' series, then i'd suggest marketing it to the short bus demographic.
hint: start with your parents.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:34:54 EST (#)
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Warming leads to increased precipitation.
You nigger.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:28:07 EST (#)
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what unabonger said, but with more negativity.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:15:13 EST (#)
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liek omg how can there be global wurming cos look at teh snow!
jesus christ...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:13:49 EST (#)
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IT'S UNDER ALL THE SNOW!!!1!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:13:40 EST (#)
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SWEET, what's mine say?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-08 14:02:09 EST (#)
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DUDE whats mine say????
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-08 13:57:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-08 13:42:55 EST (#)
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Suddenly I don't mind the Biblical rainfall we've been having over here lately...
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-08 13:22:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-08 12:13:04 CST (#)
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have we already discussed this? sorry. I love having a garage. my neighbors have garages too but thiers are full of shit apparently because they were digging out thier cars instead of merrily driving away.
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If I had a garage, I'd just turn it into an 80's arcade or stuff an AMX into it. It would probably create more problems than solve them.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-08 13:20:57 EST (#)
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You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-08 13:13:04 EST (#)
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have we already discussed this? sorry. I love having a garage. my neighbors have garages too but thiers are full of shit apparently because they were digging out thier cars instead of merrily driving away.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-08 13:11:25 EST (#)
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CHECK "UP YOUR ASS".
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-08 13:08:33 EST (#)
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Southeast Wisconsin. We got a lot of snow. If it wasn't for the fact there was a van on the driver's side of the car and a wall on the other, it would be buried much, much worse.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-08 12:58:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-08 12:51:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-08 12:50:46 EST (#)
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is woodman's a national chain? Midwest? Where you be?