Political Poetry (668 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryLabels: poetry
Rating: 0.86 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2008-02-06 04:32:39 EST
In a nation torn by political strife,
Rages battle between a black and a wife.
One hails from Kenya; t'other wears blouse.
Unusual traits for D.C.'s White House.
Can a nation trust dear Hilary?
With cigar-puffin' Bill for artillery;
And, when she should be makin' laws
Might huff and puff through the menopause.
Or, will't be charismatic Obama?
Accused of the most prosaic melodrama;
Who surprised most by lasting the pace
But, it appears, is wont to cry 'Race!'
Is the matter as simple as 'woman or man'?
Or, will the decision be more 'Ku Klux Klan'?
With all the venom escaping this pair's lips,
Might good ol' McCain be left counting his chips?
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Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-21 10:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:22:53 EST (#)
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i remember a day when shit like this just got an automatic -2
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:07:53 EST (#)
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+2 Front page.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-02-06 22:50:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:26:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-06 14:09:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-02-06 11:24:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:43:46 EST (#)
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Really dude? They're like cufflinks for your bike/car. They cover the little valve where you put air into a tyre and keep it clean and free and lookin' fresh my man, fresh!
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:42:31 EST (#)
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WTF are those? What are they for?
Seriously, you've introduced me to something new.
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All the cool little rebel kids used to steal them when I was a lad. Evidently they all believed they had some kind of resale value.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:54:17 EST (#)
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I thought he looked like you too. Oooh imagine all three of you with me!!
Who needs mirrors!
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My God. It'd be an orgy of self loathing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought he looked like you too. Oooh imagine all three of you with me!!
Who needs mirrors!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:52:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:48:39 EST (#)
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Berty - eatingkittuns camwhore. You sans perm!
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I do NOT have a perm you disgusting egg carrier!
Eating Kittuns would only resemble me if I ate a great many, many pies.
If you really want to fuel your degenereate desire for hawt Berty on Berty action you could always check out Lechuza's camwhore. He actually does look like me, only mildly inferior.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:48:39 EST (#)
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Berty - eatingkittuns camwhore. You sans perm!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you for the knowledge by the way, I've been living in fear of losing those things off of my tyres and not knowing what to ask people for in order to replace them.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 09:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Skull ones would look whack on your wheelchair, Berty.
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I believe the correct spelling is "wack".
*complicated hand gesture*
Brown Power.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
If we start giving positive ratings to poems... I just can't believe this... Truly, these are the end times.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:45:00 EST (#)
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I came to this philosophical impasse last night, after delving so deep into my mind I felt as if my heart were going to explode.
In this mind I discovered that the same forces that repel us, attract us, and that all things, from the very smallest to the most developed, are circular and follow a circular pattern. Not the spiral, for it is unconective, but the circle.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Skull ones would look whack on your wheelchair, Berty.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Really dude? They're like cufflinks for your bike/car. They cover the little valve where you put air into a tyre and keep it clean and free and lookin' fresh my man, fresh!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:42:31 EST (#)
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WTF are those? What are they for?
Seriously, you've introduced me to something new.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:38:18 EST (#)
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http://www.sjscycles.com/dustcaps/vIndex.htm
BERTY!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:37:18 EST (#)
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HUBCAPS??? Berty, did you have a childhood, or were you born a man?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:35:43 EST (#)
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Oh right. You mean 'hub caps'.
Why would a wheelchair have hubcaps? What purpose would they serve?
Would it be the same purpose as poetry on Ubersite?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:35:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-06 13:29:48 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking poems.
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Poetic fuck.
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Stellar fucking 'comeback' you nimrod piece of shit.
Orphy, I don't hate all poems, in fact I very much enjoy classic poems by chaps like Auden etc. Strong, manly poems about futility and the pointlessness of it all, you know?
This poem is garbage and more importantly it's about the American election which I have no interest in, beyond knowing what leader is going to continue to lead that country further down the shitter as, once again, I fear international repercussions.
The faggot who wrote this also +2's himself, and that's just fucking irritating.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:33:32 EST (#)
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WHY DID YOU RETAL? I was beginning to like you, but I can't stand that :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:31:39 EST (#)
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Urgh, Hurty. You hate of poetry, unless it is performed by sone obscure blackman, with a limp and a squint and tales of child abuse in a third world country, drives me crackers!
Hurty is right though, Berty, you must know what a dustcap is! Also, I like to steal them off my other halfs car, when he has been cruel to me and I don't feel like spitting in his sandwiches, again.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking poems.
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Poetic fuck.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My god man, had you no bicycle as a child? Have you forgotten the wonders of the 'novelty dustcap'? Humorous bullet and finger shapes!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:20:02 EST (#)
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I'm sorry, I've been thinking for ages and I am sure that I have no idea what 'dustcaps' are.
Are they special nostalgia contraception for old women?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking poems.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 08:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bertie, oh sweet Berty, how could you say such vile things?
I hope someone pinches the dustcaps from your wheelchair.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:49:30 EST (#)
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NEEDS MORE REVIEWS!
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Berty is a philistine who hates poetry. Poetry is for turbo tards.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-02-06 07:49:30 EST (#)
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NEEDS MORE REVIEWS!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-06 06:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovely.
Who had a campaign made in their honour (it wasn't actually made by the candidates own PR team) where it was a shit load of 'celebrities' reading the candidates speech?
That was just so 'circus', I laughed. Seriously, only in America.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-06 05:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lmao rhyming Laws the Menopause.
Genius.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-06 05:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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