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dogs, wine, cheese, waterfall, a chance to wear my magnificent hat, and a really simple guacamole recipe (1008 hits)

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Rating: 1.66 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2008-02-03 10:08:34 EST


It was one of those days when we had a lot to do, but didn't want to deal so we loaded up the dogs and headed for the mountains.

Then we came home and watched Close Encounters. Thankfully we still have it on the DVR because I fell asleep while they were climbing Devils Tower. DAMNIT

Now I'm making guacamole for the Super Bowl festivities. Sam won't eat it because it's "green" so I have to make it when people are coming over.

GUACAMOLE

1 medium Hass avocado, peeled & pitted (do I need to say pitted because surely no one is going to be dumb enough to think that huge ass pit belongs in the dip)

2 Tbsp red onion, chopped (unless you want to bite into a big whole onion)

2 Tbsp cilantro

1 Tbsp lime juice (it calls for fresh lime juice but I use one of the plastic lime looking things)

¼ Tsp Tabasco Sauce®

¼ Tsp salt

Instructions: throw all of this into a bowl and mush it together until it looks like guacamole. Then stick it in the fridge until people show up. Word on the streets is that if you leave the pit in the bowl until you get ready to serve it, the guacamole will not turn brown. I tend to think that not serving it weeks after you make it will do the same thing.


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Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-02-04 15:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

+ 2 for your magnificent hat!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

-2 TERRIBLE recipe!!!




not enough... you need to multiply that whole she-bang by at LEAST 12 to get a decent guac..

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-04 10:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

guacamole is delicious.


I too went for a hike yesterday with some good company. I hiked back through this little glen that has these crazy bridges running through it to keep people off the flaura/fauna as some of it is unique to just this one tiny little eco system. the trai ends at this cute little waterfall but since everything is covered in white death we got to see gigantic bits of ice and stuff. very nice afternoon walk.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2008-02-03 19:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

loki=auto+2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-03 18:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha I'm delirious and didn't even look at the pictures the first time. The dogs are beautiful.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-03 18:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 avocado

Though I prefer my guac without onion.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice Canadian Tuxedo.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your dogs are so pretty, they look like wolves. And that waterfall is amazing! Thanks for sharing the great photos.



Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought I rated this already. Lovely photos. I really like these posts. I am nosey!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh shit, does anyone know what corn bread is like without an egg?

Sam is "helping" and forgot to put an egg in the corn bread.

People are going to be here in 10 minutes. Ah fuck it, you know what these are my friends so its way too late to impress them now.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-03 16:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome dogs! I took mine down to the Falls down here yesterday as well, but it was much sunnier and warm.

Are those malamutes or huskies? I have a huskie/coyote mutt with one blue eye, most loyal dog I've ever had, though she pulls on the leash too much.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool wolves.

Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2




Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate you SO much.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-02-03 10:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is on the Blue Ridge Parkway. The kids are Huskies. They're going to be 12 in about a week and really starting to slow down. Its sad but they had a good time yesterday.
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Sounds like time for you to get a puppy. :)

Big dogs don't live quite as long as the little wannabes. A puppy will help when your older dogs are no longer around.

Our one-year old Border Collie broke through the fence last night and decided to take a tour of the neighborhood. Luckily, he stayed away from the busy, four-lane street in front of the house. We tracked him to one street over by his paw prints in the snow, but they disappeared on a sidewalk. We were walking the streets calling his name when a guy in a car pulled over and asked if we were looking for a dog. We said yes, told him the dog's name, and he said the dog was at his house. I tried to give him a reward, but he refused. Thank God for decent people.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good looking dogs and great scenery. Where is this?

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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-02-03 10:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is on the Blue Ridge Parkway. The kids are Huskies. They're going to be 12 in about a week and really starting to slow down. Its sad but they had a good time yesterday.
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:)

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-03 13:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'd like to watch the superbowl with you i think.

i'm going to a 'party' at one of mel's boring mates houses. BORING BORING BORING. So i'll prob get drunk and ruin it.




Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I want dogs like that. Fuck the wimpy ones that couldn't go on runs with me.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good looking dogs and great scenery. Where is this?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Watch out where those huskies go,
don't you eat that yellow snow."

Great dogs, great place.


Guacamole cures everything, including:

Colds, moles, sore assholes,
fits, farts, and freckles.

















Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice dogs.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you need to get rid of the tabasco and put in some fresh chilis

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-02-03 11:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 hat

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-03 10:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucking *love* guacamole.

Mmmmmmm...
The spicier the better.

You have beautiful dogs.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-02-03 10:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is on the Blue Ridge Parkway. The kids are Huskies. They're going to be 12 in about a week and really starting to slow down. Its sad but they had a good time yesterday.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-02-03 10:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Not a fan of Guacamole

check out Whitewater Falls in Western NC (shouldn't be too far from you) absolutely beautiful.

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-03 10:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyone can make gaucamole and nobody cares. It's not like it replaces sex or anything like that. Speaking of sex, here's what I thought when I looked through your pictures:

pic #1-Loki does look good in a hat. It must be Sams day to be a werewolf. How sweet! She's kissing him.

pic #2-I can't tell if that's werewolf Sam of werewolf Loki but it sure is nice to see some werewolf bondage4 every once in a while.

pic #3-More werewolf bondage

pic #4- Hey lokie took her hat off and is in her new Dominatrix outfit. Teasing Sam with another werewolf. You naughty naughty girl!

pic #5-ALRIGHT SAM. Good for you! Nice to see a man take the sexual reigns for once. You tease werewolf loki now. Tease that bitch while you wear her hat.

pic #6-boring compared to werewolf bondage.

pic #7-Although very beautiful still boring.

pic #8- Boring

pic #9-WOOOOHOOOe. I think he's gonna do a little ass to ass werewolf bondage.





Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-03 10:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You'll have to multiply that recipe x 1000000000 if you're having people over. I use plenty of garlic in mine. Where are those mountains? They're lovely.

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-02-03 10:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If I remember my biochemistry correctly (doubtful), then the pit acts to inhibit the action of oxidase enzyme - otherwise known as the thing that makes everything brown in apples, bananas, and guacamole.

Fun fact: did you know that horseradish creates the bite/burn at the back of your throat because when it is mixed with your saliva the anthocyanates dissolve to form very low dose cyanide gas which tries to exit your body through your nasal passage?

Fun fact 2: your eyes burn when cutting an onion because the 'juice' of the individual layers releases sulfide gases which, when mixed with your eye fluids, creates low concentration sulfuric acid.

Fun fact 3: I need to get out more.

Submitted by internetslacker (user info) at 2008-02-03 10:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A tasty, well-made guacamole is indeed a beautiful thing.

By the way, your dog looks like it has some serious wolf genes going. What breed?


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