Who wants to have a threesome with me? (3726 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-02-01 12:34:08 EST
i play it safe, ladies, promise!
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2008-03-04 17:07:55 EST (#)
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http://thecontaminated.com/r2d2-computer-case/
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-03-02 02:29:01 EST (#)
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well, well, well.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-03-02 01:08:18 EST (#)
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Great post.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-19 00:39:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:43:42 EST (#)
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it's got dual GeForce 8800 GTX's in it. COD4 would probably be awesome on it, but i haven't bought it yet. i'm sure i will eventually.
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I just came in my pants.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:43:42 EST (#)
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it's got dual GeForce 8800 GTX's in it. COD4 would probably be awesome on it, but i haven't bought it yet. i'm sure i will eventually.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:40:12 EST (#)
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seconded. to both of you
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:23:30 EST (#)
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Id suck you off to play some COD4 on that PC. It looks killer.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 19:59:18 EST (#)
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i wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller
i wish i had a girl
if i did i would call her
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-18 19:19:59 EST (#)
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5'11 is short for a non asian guy
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 17:36:01 EST (#)
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i look short?
i'm 5'11"
and no, i'm not putting a picture of my dick on ubersite.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:28:01 EST (#)
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you look short
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-18 15:27:24 EST (#)
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I don't believe that your penis is larger than mine.
I say you camwhore your bits
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:09:10 EST (#)
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+2 For the shirt.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-02-04 17:00:16 EST (#)
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Those shorts and that stance make it kinda look like you stole your dad's shorts to act like a big kid. Proper posture is very important!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-02-04 16:49:42 EST (#)
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Envy. Awesome pad.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:57:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-02-04 13:28:25 EST (#)
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aaahahahaha, Metalocalypse is the awesomest show in the world. Great picture.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-02-03 23:37:00 EST (#)
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We have the same office chair.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2008-02-03 21:16:37 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114770
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:07:04 EST (#)
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he must have been hot as fuck!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-03 17:05:56 EST (#)
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Holy wow you look a lot like my very first high school boyfriend in that photo.
I'm jealous of your sweet monitor configuration.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:20:20 EST (#)
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When you are sober, why not tell me more about your giant cock?
Bwhahahahahaha :)
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-02-03 12:32:01 EST (#)
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Badass pc.
I'm sure if you go down to game stop and show this picture to the chicks that frequent those places you will get some serious 400 pound woman action. Not that that is such a bad thing I guess.
Come to think of it you could just go to burger king and lure one home with a whopper on a string.
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"I just got reaguainted with an old gentleman sitting atop two duffle bags."
-Murderface
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-03 09:16:42 EST (#)
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That's a frickin beast of a computer
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-03 05:17:25 EST (#)
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pps- GO CARDS WOO!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-03 04:45:13 EST (#)
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you win. i've only gotten two death threats in one day from Cubs fans.
ps- I AM DRUNK AS FUCK
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-02 23:14:45 EST (#)
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but next time i go to a cards game at that piece of shit wrigley field you should go with me. i sit in the bleachers, drink a lot, and play the 'how many death threats can i get from a cubs fan?' game.
my record is 4 in one game.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-02 23:07:17 EST (#)
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not me.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-02 20:07:16 EST (#)
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Will you marry me?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-02 19:57:13 EST (#)
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Who doesn't?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 19:43:06 EST (#)
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i love whores.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-02 19:38:12 EST (#)
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Haha Whorphelia just got out whored!
Frankfurt is excellent for good quality brothels. I hear.
:)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 19:21:35 EST (#)
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i may be in London soon. how close are you to London? if you can make the trip, i'll fuck your pussy like it's never been fucked before. i'll just have to tell my assisstant to leave me a night's layover in London on my way to Frankfurt.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-02 19:15:00 EST (#)
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Replace 'yes' with 'me', sorry.
Me!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 19:13:44 EST (#)
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yes to what?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-02 19:12:01 EST (#)
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Haha you spelled it wrong again.
I still say yes, though.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 19:11:17 EST (#)
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oh, and i'm doing good. i really can't complain.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 19:09:15 EST (#)
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while ATHF is a pretty good show, Metalocalypse is far superior in every way. the guys that do the music for the show are excellent musicians and the writers are way funnier. the only thing that keeps me watching ATHF is Carl. occasionaly they have an awesome character like the robot turkey from the future, the Boost Mobile cell phone, or Willie Nelson the onion spider thing. you really can't beat a show about a death metal band that play shows while their idiot fans are dying en masse. let's not forget that they are the world's 12th largest economy, just ahead of Belgium.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-02 18:10:21 EST (#)
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PS I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but Metalocolypse is the stupidest show EVER. If they'd put aqua teen in that timeslot my life would once again be worth living.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-02 18:08:14 EST (#)
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Indeed not. You are one yummy peice of man-meat. Drool. Etc.
How're you doing?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 18:03:49 EST (#)
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can you really blame them?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-02 17:48:58 EST (#)
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Everybody.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 16:55:18 EST (#)
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Jump Jump
You should know, you should know that ahhh
Kris Kross is not having anything today
As we stand there totally krossed out
We commence to make you
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad
I'm the Mac and I'm bad give you something that you never had
I'll make ya Jump Jump wiggle and shake your rump
Cause I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna Jump
How high? Real high
Cause I'm just so fly
A young loveable, hugable type of guy
And everything is the back with a little slack
And inside-out is wiggida wiggida wack
I come stompin' with somethi' to keep you jumpin
R&B abd bullcrap is what I'm dumpin'
And ain't something about Kris Kross we all that
So when they ask to the rocks they believe that
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
I let myself knockin' knockin'
I love it when a girl is play jockin' jockin'
The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C
Ya you know me
I got you jumpin' an' pumpin' an' movin' all around G
In the mix I make ya take a step back
They try to step to the Mac then they got jacked
To the back you'll be sportin' the gear that's coincidental
And like you knowit so don't be claiming that it's mental
Two lil' kids with a flow you ain't ever heard
And none faking you can understyand every word
As you listen to my cool school melody
The Daddy makes you J-U-M-P
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
Now, the formalities of this and that
Is that Kris Kross ain't comin' off wack
And for all ya'll sucks that don't know
Check it out
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't Go Go
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy
Miggida miggida miggida Mac
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy
I make you wanna
Jump Jump
The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump
The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump
Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh (repeat 3 more times)
Believe dat
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-02 16:38:29 EST (#)
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haha
Well played, nerdsky.
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2008-02-02 16:38:11 EST (#)
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you sir, are OUTSTANDING.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 16:27:28 EST (#)
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i spelled it wrong TWICE?
FUCK!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-02 16:08:17 EST (#)
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It's 'mahogany.'
Don't feel so bad.
Here's an internet band-aid +2.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 15:41:43 EST (#)
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aw man, i can't believe i misspelled mahogony.... now i know how it feels to be sicosemen.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-02 09:48:44 EST (#)
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Awesome entertainment center. I've always wanted 3 screens to watch porn with.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:52:36 EST (#)
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god damn. i can not wait to be as dirt fucking poor as you in 5 years.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-02 04:23:23 EST (#)
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Great. I got demoted to a phonecall. Which I no doubt have to pay for 'cos you can't afford 'mohogany'.
:(
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:08:43 EST (#)
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now watch this video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7lb0YKFpkk
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:06:30 EST (#)
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this just goes to show you that cool totally awesome guys like me can like computers too!
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2008-02-02 01:52:40 EST (#)
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this wins bob dole's annual "wow I didnt think you were a nerd too" award.
major bonus points for the bitchin rig, logitec keyboard and trimonitor setup.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-02 01:50:27 EST (#)
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hidden's a virgin
I tried to touch him once but he screamed, "Out, demons!" Then he shrunk into the fetal position and said a Rosary for forgiveness.
I feel bad for him
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 01:34:00 EST (#)
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HAR HAR HAR, MOTHERFUCKER!
maybe it's a little true...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-02 01:22:07 EST (#)
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in the interest of all persons involved, what exactly do you mean, and how do you mean it? because if this is another one of your goddamned games of tug of war with the monkey junk, well then i hardly see the point in me getting involved.
on the other hand, but not literally (because you look like the closest thing i've seen to a switch hitter since b.j. serhoff), if you're talking about women and the act of fornication, then, by the looks of your high-tech nerd setup and ROCKIN' GUITAR, you're still a candidate for the most inexperienced male to escape the catholic church in the past quarter century.
kudos.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 01:07:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:51:56 EST (#)
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have i mentioned that your eyes are close together?
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yeah, but my head's not as gigantic as yours, so it doesn't look all that funny.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 01:02:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:24:56 EST (#)
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Leg men are classy and sexy, ass men are dirty and breast men are pigs.
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I'm a vagina man, what does that make me?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:51:56 EST (#)
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have i mentioned that your eyes are close together?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:39:29 EST (#)
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wow hidden you sure have a lot of sex. Maybe you could use it to work off that spare tyre.
I have the same keyboard and mouse. Unfortunately the last time I ejected the battery from the mouse it landed in my coffee. I don't suppose you could spare a brother your back up, so I could have one for all those pesky dead battery situations?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:27:44 EST (#)
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firefly is still the best uber user after all these years.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:19:17 EST (#)
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i named my puppy after pickles
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:48:24 EST (#)
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i couldn't find any good clips of this, but here's one that is good until the music starts-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvHPci-CKlo&feature=related
this one is awesome too-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mHF9bUCV50&NR=1
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:47:52 EST (#)
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I'll join if I can play on your computer.
..then again I might just get you really really hammered and then steal it..or replace it with a really shitty one that runs on windows 95. Yes..yes..
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:34:39 EST (#)
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Hey, pole smoker...Come live it up. Shlongy is hammeroooed.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114732
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:34:21 EST (#)
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I was actually just watching the season one dvds last night.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:32:17 EST (#)
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you like Metalocalypse, have a pussy, and aren't horribly disfigured. that's grounds for fucking, Anansie.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:32:16 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe3MtUl4wKs
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:28:27 EST (#)
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If we don't put that troll back to sleep, we may never be able to check our email with high speed dsl again.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:26:35 EST (#)
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well, i'm no good at those because i refuse to grow out my thumbnail and sharpen it. i did buy one for Lisa for her birthday so she probably knows how to play one better than me. at least she better, that was a pretty good gift.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:20:48 EST (#)
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I do love a good acoustic Spanish guitar, especially whilst sipping a really cold beer in say Key West.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:47:20 EST (#)
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ME ME ME !! OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE ME!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:30:42 EST (#)
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Ummm, not me, you fucking faggot.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:24:56 EST (#)
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Leg men are classy and sexy, ass men are dirty and breast men are pigs.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:24:48 EST (#)
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shirt rules.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:20:31 EST (#)
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i don't actually like fake tits, but that hasn't stopped me from getting it on with girls that have them.
well, you can feel the real part of the boob and then you work your hand around, like testing a melon in the produce section, and you can feel where it ends and where the fake part starts. and no matter how good the doctor is, you can always see some kind of scar under the nipple, under the breast, or in the armpits. it's not really sexy at all. i think women get to them to attract men when they are covered up, and then for some guys it's exactly the opposite of attractive when they aren't covered up.
most guys really don't give a fuck about tits unless there is something really fucked up about them, then we don't like that. guys that care about big tits can usually be found at a NASCAR race with a beer holder hat containing two 22 ounce cans of MGD.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:11:43 EST (#)
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hidden, how do those compare to real breasts? I've never felt those..since you're something of a man-slut (no offense) I assume you've experianced both types?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:09:39 EST (#)
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oh. I feel dumb. ignore that
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:09:30 EST (#)
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i like breasts that feel like two bags of silicone
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:07:49 EST (#)
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and how do you people know I have breasts anyhow? I don't think I've ever posted 'em.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:07:11 EST (#)
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oooh.. sorry..
Two things.. You're a girl, and I'm a prude.
other than that, they're soft... I've heard somewhere it's like a balloon full of pudding. Try that.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:04:49 EST (#)
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Crystle, I have breasts like a starving 14-year-old boy. I've never touched a real live boob before.
Would you mind...?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:01:46 EST (#)
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man, we are bringing back Ubersex Fridays right here on this post! i'm all hot and bothered.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:00:30 EST (#)
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no insecurities here...
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:54:46 EST (#)
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Just teasing, girl. The more the merrier!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:50:28 EST (#)
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she really just wants to be full of me!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:49:01 EST (#)
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my, my, aren't we a little full of ourselves?
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:41:37 PST (#)
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...Don't kid yourself, hidden, these ladies can't do what I do.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:46:25 EST (#)
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It's a gift.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:46:08 EST (#)
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im so down
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:44:05 EST (#)
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and i assume you'll be wearing it while we fuck, right?
ladies, take note of Lisa. she knows how to be a real slut. you should all be striving to be even half the whore she is.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:41:37 EST (#)
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I AM a slut and after a glass of Merlot I'm easy like Sunday morning. Don't kid yourself, hidden, these ladies can't do what I do.
I still have my Catholic school uniform.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:39:47 EST (#)
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Best martini I've had was with a blue-cheese stuffed olive (well, ok three olives)
mmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:37:49 EST (#)
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i take my vodka martinis with Belvedere, three olives, extra dry. that's the only way to enjoy a martini in my book. if you're a fan of gin instead, Bombay Sapphire.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:35:25 EST (#)
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yeah, I like wine, and martinis of various sorts.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:29:49 EST (#)
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you're not a slut and you don't drink beer. i'm afraid we just don't have all that much in common, sweetheart... =(
do you at least like wine? a rich red gets me good and randy.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:27:46 EST (#)
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nope - I'm a prude. but if I'm ever in Chicago, I'll ring up the stalker network and alert you. and for sure if you are out here.. I don't drink beer, but whatever.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:26:21 EST (#)
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well, Crystle, if i'm ever around the area, i'll give you a call. you do the same if you're ever in Chicago. do you like having your ass slapped?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:25:07 EST (#)
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why don't you call me up and say a few things while i masturbate, orphelia? i don't care if you're reading from the fucking dictionary, that english accent will help me climax.
*wink*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:24:01 EST (#)
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I feel special.
I'm sure we've had a similar conversation before.
I'm in NorCA
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:22:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:21:01 EST (#)
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hahaha... yeah, ok, when are you out this way?
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whereabouts is "out this way"?
don't you worry, orphelia- there's plenty of me to go around.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:21:10 EST (#)
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Huh! Thanks!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:21:01 EST (#)
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hahaha... yeah, ok, when are you out this way?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:18:03 EST (#)
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Crystle- i looked at your picture and it screamed "prude".
...and it made me want you even more. how about just a "twosome"?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:17:33 EST (#)
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people have tried that before. :-(
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:15:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:14:08 EST (#)
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Just slip something in Crystles drink.
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you distract her while i do it.
*wink*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:14:08 EST (#)
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Just slip something in Crystles drink.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:12:53 EST (#)
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oooh.... sorry to be misleading...
I'm a prude. no threesomes here.
really it's that I'm jealous and greedy. But we'll go with prude for now.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:06:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:02:01 EST (#)
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Can you actually play that guitar or is it a prop?
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i guess i will have to post audio of me playing something because i just realized i'm one of ones that plays guitar around here and probably the only one who hasn't done it yet.
any requests anyone?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:03:44 EST (#)
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well then it looks like it's going to be Crystle and orphelia.
sorry to all the rest of the ladies that so badly wanted this. maybe you can slip in the next time around!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:02:01 EST (#)
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Can you actually play that guitar or is it a prop?
Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:01:11 EST (#)
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That is a sweet fucking desk.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 18:48:17 EST (#)
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Filename = me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 18:44:03 EST (#)
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I think I felt an egg or three shake loose...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 17:47:40 EST (#)
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i know. i was honestly just thinking "how the fuck did i not know about Pandora???"
it boggles the mind. i've been on the intarweb since like '91 and i thought i knew ALL OF IT.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-01 17:34:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 17:32:08 EST (#)
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holy fuck, man. i just looked at one of your other posts and found pandora.com. fuckin' sweet!
i may be in DC in a couple weeks. if you like good bud and drinking until you go blind, we should hang out. you look very much like a guy i know that lives there.
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ha hiddens a noob
didnt even know about pandora
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 17:34:04 EST (#)
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hahahahahaha
no, i just use computers and teh intarweb for teh pr0ns.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-01 17:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But...Have you made at least one line of code available to the open source community and then tried passing yourself off as the greatest programmer on earth?
Probably not.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 17:07:53 EST (#)
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i don't really play games on it, Stabby. i just use it to look at three ubersite posts at a time.
but i used to play Quake 3, Half Life 2, and Counter-Strike. i also used to love Unreal Tournament 2004 and Call of Duty.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:59:19 EST (#)
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Nice setup.
Your computer is certainly better than the POS I have. With that keyboard and those cards, what games do you play?
I suppose I could hook up a computer to my 40" Sony XBR4 and have a pretty cool setup to brag about... Instead I just have a PS3 for the blu-ray (mainly) although I did buy COD4 and playing online is pretty sweet even if I typically get an ass kicking.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:40:35 EST (#)
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Rejection- i got cheap monitors for the two 19's. i just needed a lot of desktop real estate one day, so i ran to Best Buy to get them. now i want to have the Dell 30 inch in the middle and two Dell 24 inchers on the sides. believe it or not, Dell is stepping up and making some quality shit now. ok, maybe just monitors and the new badass XPS. anyway, you just can't get the quality for the price that Dell offers for their monitors. i don't care what anyone says.
anyway, i'm done buying cheap monitors. i'm all about quality when it comes to displaying any kind of video.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:33:21 EST (#)
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MudWhistle- love the Alienware monitor, but it resolution just doesn't cut it. this company has been making seamless monitors for a while but it never caught on. they used to make a more badass model that was super fucking high res, but i guess they are giving it another go with the this one currently on their website- http://www.seamlessdisplay.com/products_radius320.htm
i contacted that company about a year ago because i wanted them to build me a custom seamless display with three 30inchers and they never responded to me.
i like the fact that the Alienware one is more hemispherical. they just need to bump the res up before i'll buy one.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:29:23 EST (#)
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of course it's HD, sillybuns! it's only 720p, but it's good enough for me. baseball and football are awesome to watch in HD on that thing. i can't have baseball parties though, because i'm a Cardinals fan living in Chicago. i'm not too popular around here because of it.
Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:26:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:04:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:49:06 EST (#)
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Last-gen Logitech G15 keyboard
Logitech G7 mouse
Apevia X-Cruiser computer case
Left monitor is 17", middle is 22/24", right is 19"
You have two crappy smartphones charging on your desk
Right? Riiiight?
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close.
i have ONE crappy UTStarcom XV6700 pocketpc (not smartphone), and the other is the old school LG VX9800, which i've kept around for two years because it's still fucking awesome even though it's a brick.
you got everything else right except the monitors. 24 in the middle and 19's on the sides. i'm going to upgrade to a 30 in the middle and 24's on both sides of it when i get off my ass and actually order another 24 and the 30 inch. i use Dells because they got it right with the 24 and 30 monitors as long as you get the right model of the 24 inch. the Apple displays look they are just slightly, slightly better on color ranges, but i refuse to buy any Apple product after the Apple IIe.
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The LG VX9800 would be cool if it weren't so ugly.
The monitor on the left looks slightly smaller than the one on the right, probably due to the angle the shot was taken at. It's probably going to be somewhat overwhelming once you upgrade your monitors, although if you're still a little underwhelmed, you should to find a way to stack the 19" monitors on top of the larger ones and attempt to support it.
You should try to find some Acer or Sceptre monitors, as they tend to be quite reliable, yet are also cheaper than Dells. CompUSA is having good deals before they go out of business, along with Frys. Sign up to their deal notifications and you'll eventually have a nice monitor at a great price practically fall into your lap.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:22:39 EST (#)
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http://www.shacknews.com/featuredarticle.x?id=735
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:20:12 EST (#)
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I have yet to play GH3. I kinda wanna get Rock Band under the stipulation that no one ever buys the drum set and no one ever sings. Those games are so fun to play while heavily intoxicated.
106" TV just gave me a semi chub. My friend had a 70" in his basement and it was like his own private movie theater. I cant even imagine 106" of high def (it better be) goodness.
I tried to watch Lost.. couldn't do it. Dexter, Californication, Futurama, Dethklok, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, South Park.. that's about all I watch with the occasional Family Guy and Simpsons. CSI is also pretty good (the Vegas one, that is).
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:14:54 EST (#)
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Rhymenocerous- if you're too cheap to buy the episodes on DVD like me, you can get season one and half of season two with bit torrent. it would probably be easier to download them and then convert them for your Zune.
i looked at the schedule for the next three months and there's no Metalocalypse shows scheduled. we're going to be waiting a long time for them to air the second half of season two....
at least Lost is back. those are really the only two shows i watch. i have a 106 inch screen and it pretty much only gets used for Guitar Hero 3 when i'm high.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:04:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:49:06 EST (#)
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Last-gen Logitech G15 keyboard
Logitech G7 mouse
Apevia X-Cruiser computer case
Left monitor is 17", middle is 22/24", right is 19"
You have two crappy smartphones charging on your desk
Right? Riiiight?
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close.
i have ONE crappy UTStarcom XV6700 pocketpc (not smartphone), and the other is the old school LG VX9800, which i've kept around for two years because it's still fucking awesome even though it's a brick.
you got everything else right except the monitors. 24 in the middle and 19's on the sides. i'm going to upgrade to a 30 in the middle and 24's on both sides of it when i get off my ass and actually order another 24 and the 30 inch. i use Dells because they got it right with the 24 and 30 monitors as long as you get the right model of the 24 inch. the Apple displays look they are just slightly, slightly better on color ranges, but i refuse to buy any Apple product after the Apple IIe.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have every season 1 episode of Metalocalypse on my Zune. It took forever to convert them from youtube format to a windows format, then to transfer onto the player haha. So worth it, though.
You might have just become my new favorite ubererererer. I tried to steal a sign near my college campus one time. It said "Greenleaf Street" and I thought it was awesome because of that Yatta! music video with the green leaves. However, someone stole it the night I was going to steal it and they never put another sign up. Bastards. The first time I saw that video in like...2001...so awesome. I tried to buy the underwear with the leaf on it but I couldn't find any place that sold them.
G15 keyboard is so sweet. I like knowing at all times when my skills will be done training in EVE.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:56:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Last-gen Logitech G15 keyboard
Logitech G7 mouse
Apevia X-Cruiser computer case
Left monitor is 17", middle is 22/24", right is 19"
You have two crappy smartphones charging on your desk
Right? Riiiight?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:04:48 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
when you turned 27!
oh man, just 7 months away for me... and 30 isn't much further away...
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I swear to god my metabolism went all sorts of south when I hit 30 last year. Just wait. :)
Treadmills are loathsome things...hard as fuck on my knees, but that goes for running too, with my flat feet and exorbitant height. I swim and do ellipticals at the gym, sometimes cycling classes.
Indo - I used to own a cheap elliptical when I lived in the old house, and I do mean CHEAP, about $300 and it lasted for all of a year before it started acting up. Don't skimp out if you decide to buy one, get the nicest model you can afford - you won't regret it.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:33:16 EST (#)
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no i will not have sex with you
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:27:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:22:35 EST (#)
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nice nigger shorts
what are they, 34 X 22's ?
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racism is not allowed on my posts. please refer to them as "african american shorts".
thanks so much.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:22:35 EST (#)
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nice nigger shorts
what are they, 34 X 22's ?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:20:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:14:15 EST (#)
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Haha you suckers are old, I just turned 22!
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ahahahahahaha
fuck i WISH i was 22 again. it would be a lot easier to get back in shape.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:17:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:14:15 EST (#)
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Haha you suckers are old, I just turned 22!
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And your mom just fucked 22 black guys.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:14:15 EST (#)
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Haha you suckers are old, I just turned 22!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:04:48 EST (#)
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when you turned 27!
oh man, just 7 months away for me... and 30 isn't much further away...
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I saw that shirt before while you were here in NYC.
The subtle pelvis thrust move is stunning.
I pinched a disc and have a sciatic nerve now so my working out is primarily just walking long enough till my hip doesn't fall off. When did I get old?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:51:16 EST (#)
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i haven't researched treadmills a whole lot, but ellipticals can get up to about 6 grand for good ones. i spent 2 grand on my elliptical. i need the widest range of motion possible so i got one that comes off the same production line as the LifeFitness models. LifeFitness are my favorite, but i'm not spending 5 or 6 grand on one, so i got one that has the same feel and range of motion with a shittier computer. Precor is the king of ellipticals. they invented them.
i got mine because i was out on a run with chicagogirl and i got a stress fracture. or at least i'm pretty sure that's what it is. i didn't go to the doctor. i really want to run a half marathon in a few months, but i don't think i have the time to train with my crappy schedule. and i'm pretty sure that foot is going to start acting up again if i try to run on the street. i'll have to wrap it and hope for the best.
anyway, i'm not a fan of treadmills so i really can't say much about them.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:42:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:26:37 EST (#)
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i bought a pretty expensive elliptical which i'm going to use since there is almost a foot of snow outside right now.
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are they more expensive than a good treadmill?
I used to mock the split-tail chariot, until I gimped up my knee running a half marathon with no training. I actually don't mind them now, and I want to get something for the house for bad weather when the old lady and I eventually have kids. I figure all the asshats who overextended themselves on loans are probably going to want to unload all those fancy home exercise units and I need to start reading up on good brands in case I see a steal.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:42:15 EST (#)
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the sign is not for sale, AJ. sorry. you just can't put a price on precious memories.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:40:49 EST (#)
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And you have a mighty fine computer set-up there.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:40:25 EST (#)
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I wish to purchase your sign.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:33:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:30:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:10:59 EST (#)
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can we just have one Jester around here? i want to keep DeathJester and get rid of that faggot ChaosJester.
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I feel wanted.
Spoon?
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only if i can be the little spoon. i'm a strict bottom.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:32:43 EST (#)
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oh yeah, i remember the Korina! i played one in a music shop and thought it was cool except for not being able to sit down with it and rest it on your leg.
speaking of Korn, i just figured out the "KOBB" setting on that Digitech is for Munky and Head's sound.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:30:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:10:59 EST (#)
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can we just have one Jester around here? i want to keep DeathJester and get rid of that faggot ChaosJester.
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I feel wanted.
Spoon?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LCD? I'll look into it. thx
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:27:42 EST (#)
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haha, damn, lungfish! you ever heard of LCD technology? it's all the rage in 2008!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:27:20 EST (#)
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The Ep V-7 plays awesome, in fact. It's the Korina version they were selling a few years ago. Light weight, gold hardware, black paint, with a set neck. It makes a fine jazz guitar or you can do Korn covers just as easily. I recorded the arpeggiated chords for the clean part of 'A Show of Hands' on it, although I ended up using the version I did on my baritone Fender Subsonic Strat instead.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:26:37 EST (#)
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Indo- i have recently been able to disgust myself enough by looking at my gut in the mirror to the point where i am actually using the gym in the basement. i bought a pretty expensive elliptical which i'm going to use since there is almost a foot of snow outside right now. i fell in love with those things when i was in Afghanistan. they aren't even close to as good as running but you sure do feel great when you get off one. i also have a pretty badass weight setup downstairs too. i'm eating healthier lately to compliment the weights and cardio. you're 100% right. i'm too young to be this out of shape. it's pathetic. i'll never have guns like yours, but i at least want to get back to having 5 to 8 percent body fat.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:25:34 EST (#)
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Also, check out my sweet nerd set-up:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110759
I totally own you.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:23:25 EST (#)
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Har har I made five figures last year and I have a bigger beer gut.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:20:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:15:30 EST (#)
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I have an Epiphone 7-string Flying V. I like it just fine. It's cool to go with the Chevy instead of the Cadillac now and again.
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i agree. i can't justify spending the extra $2000 for the Gibson. i haven't been in a band since college. i love the Flying V's too. how does it play?
i like the '08 Chevy Tahoe Z71 way better than the new Escalade since you mentioned Chevys and Caddys.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:18:49 EST (#)
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everything in that picture reeks of awesome (in a drunk lests wate money like it is our first job kind of way, and that is a compliment) except your gut. Take some time away fromt he computer or you are going to end up with middle aged man body.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:17:23 EST (#)
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BTW, nothing personal, I was just illustrating the perspective from which I believe CJ was speaking. Clearly his values and materialistic habits differ from yours.
But hey, it's okay to be different. It's those differences that make us human, and separate us from the other animals on this planet.
Unless you're Shlongy. Then being different is the equivalent of being "special."
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:17:17 EST (#)
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well yes, CaptainThorns, i was limiting the scope to the US only. i've just always considered a 100k salary to be on the upside of average. yes, i've seen people that build their houses out of sticks and mud. been inside some of these humble abodes. if i included people like that, most Americans would be like Bill Gates rich compared to them.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:15:30 EST (#)
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I have an Epiphone 7-string Flying V. I like it just fine. It's cool to go with the Chevy instead of the Cadillac now and again.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:10:59 EST (#)
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can we just have one Jester around here? i want to keep DeathJester and get rid of that faggot ChaosJester.
look at the stupid shit he says-
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:53:56 EST (#)
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Extravagant lifestyles have a remarkable way of biting one on the ass when least expected, you know.
But, hey, don't worry about that. Just because your occupation derives from an increasingly obsolescent skill set that will soon be (and probably already is, to a point) overtaken by better educated up-and-comers from the Private sector (especially considering the fact that your old Alma Mater regularly recruits and trains from said labor pool), doesn't mean you shouldn't get yours while the gettin's good.
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i don't think he realizes that i will never be obsolete because my job deals with moving forward with technology. when new technology is being developed, my team will contact whoever is developing it. once they see the name of my company, they start lining up to suck my dick and we take it from there. fuck, even Microsoft did a case study on what i'm doing and asked my team to help them with part of Longhorn. of course, they didn't listen or didn't have time to properly implement it because i have a VM of it up and it's not exactly how we planned it... but still, we try.
i'm constantly learning, constantly moving up and faster and better whenever possible. i will never be obsolete.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:10:15 EST (#)
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Nice shirt, nice bod. Let's bang like wild animals.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:09:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:03:52 CST (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:53:56 EST (#)
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I receive a certain amount of sadistic pleasure in watching you demonstrate time and again, in increasingly obvious and pathetic ways, how much money you have/how cool your life is.
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if you can't afford anything i have in this picture, you are dirt fucking poor. don't even try to act like i'm rich. i'm not. comfortable, yes.
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From a global economic perspective, anyone making $100K USD or more per year is in the top percentile of wealth - that is, 99% of the world population with jobs make less than you per year. So, unless you're limiting your economic scope to the USA (which I assume you are, based on your definition of "dirt fucking poor"), you have more possessions and savings accumulated in a year than most people would dream of having to their name in a much longer time frame.
Yes, you are comfortable by Chicago/USA standards, but there's a much bigger world out there. You of all people should know this, having been in the military.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:56:10 EST (#)
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Metal-fucking-ocalypse.
You win EVERY prize.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:44:30 EST (#)
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Hidden inspires me to camwhore more
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:43:41 EST (#)
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+2 for the Undisputed King of Camwhores.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:42:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:12:24 PST (#)
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**********CT BARES HIS CHEST!**************
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:47:56 EST (#)
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1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
7. Orphelia
8. Drogoroch
9. HurtByTheSun
10. Anansie
11. dithered
12. TheDoctor
13. scourge
14. FlakMonkey
15. BeforeEmily
16. Brdn_Nkd
17. Iacobus
18. Lechuza
19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. Flying_Buttmonkey
24. Leonore
25. Assholy
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IF YOUR NAME ISN'T ON THIS LIST, ADD IT!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:28:38 EST (#)
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kaos-king- i love speed metal, but i'm not very fast. i don't have a lot of time to practice with all the traveling i do. anyway, that's just the kick i'm on right now. it changes a lot. i'll get on an acoustic kick and get the acoustic out of the basement and belt out some folk type songs (i have a pretty good singing voice as long as the song doesn't have a wide octave range). or i'll get on a bass kick and get the fretless jazz bass out of the case and play some funk.
i really like playing everything. i don't limit myself. but my one true love is METAL.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:24:08 EST (#)
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ChaosJester- i'm not riding a gravy train, dumbass. when the war is over i still get paid the same. unless my company folds, but i'd say the chances of a Fortune 100 company folding isn't all that great.
you seem to forget i did my fucking time in the military. i just didn't stay in because i had bigger and better dreams to follow.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:23:14 EST (#)
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I do I do!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:20:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:07:10 EST (#)
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how can you make six figures, be single and not rich? i mean, i make close to 6, am single and i'm doing ok. if everything was the same for me right now, but i made 6 figures, i'd consider myself to be loaded.
high cost of living? credit card debt? student loans? whats the catch?
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i don't consider the amount of money i make rich. go back 15 years and maybe. but i live in Chicago in 2008. if i move back to San Antonio, then i may be considered upper middle class. cost of living is cheap as fuck there.
but no, i have no debts whatsoever. i don't live extravagently like some people have suggested and i try to put away 40 to 50 grand a year. maybe only 20 this year because i'm going to buy a car that i absolutely cannot resist buying.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:19:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:18:51 EST (#)
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nice pc and guitar
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:17:23 EST (#)
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I love that shirt.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:13:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:02:43 EST (#)
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+2 for so much shit going on in this picture.
-sign on wall
-metalocalpyse background on middle monitor
-having 3 monitors
-sweet t-shirt
-picture of a hot babe on one monitor
-gmail open on the other monitor
-looks like an iphone charging (iphones are kinda gay but pretty sweet at the same time)
this post is definitely not dildos.
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i fucking love seeing the Metalocalypse fans coming out of the woodwork.
the sign on the wall was stolen at 4am while i was drunk off my ass. i had to climb a very high pole to get it off and then i fell off and knocked the wind out of me. i'm glad the cops didn't catch me. talk about some jail time. driving around hammered, stealing signs, illegals guns in the truck that i didn't know were there...
the Metalocalypse background spans the 3 monitors. i needed three desktops. i have two GeForce 6800's in my main rig. i know, outdated. i can't use them to do SLI now that i have the three monitors, unfortunately. i have noticed a slow down in games when not using SLI.
yes, the tshirt is sweet and it's gotten me laid a couple times.
the hot babe on the monitor is a news story about Russia's most famous female bodyguard getting killed in a robbery of her own Porsche Cayanne. She recruited a bunch of hot chicks that knew guns and jujitsu and shit to be bodyguards for her firm and guys would hire them because bodyguards aren't allowed in restaraunts there, so they just look like a date. but really they are hot, trained killers!
no, it's not an iPhone. it's an iPhone theme on a Verizon 6700 pocket pc. here's the same phone with the same theme i use- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ktf2o91oaQ
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:07:40 EST (#)
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Quite possibly the greatest photo ever uploaded to Uber...
*swoon*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:07:37 EST (#)
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I didn't know you played guitar Hidden.
What kinda stuff? I'm gonna guess heavier since you seem to be a fan of Metalocalypse...
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:07:10 EST (#)
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how can you make six figures, be single and not rich? i mean, i make close to 6, am single and i'm doing ok. if everything was the same for me right now, but i made 6 figures, i'd consider myself to be loaded.
high cost of living? credit card debt? student loans? whats the catch?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:07:05 EST (#)
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Your ukulele key chain is so dreamy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:03:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:53:56 EST (#)
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I receive a certain amount of sadistic pleasure in watching you demonstrate time and again, in increasingly obvious and pathetic ways, how much money you have/how cool your life is.
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uh.... what? oh, wait, were you referring to my ridiculously expensive computer desk made from only the finest pressboard and the computer chair next to it with the plush pleather?
or maybe it's the $500 Epiphone Les Paul (not even a Gibson) or the $400 Digitech processor (cheap) next to it.
perhaps it's the imported rug i'm standing on that i got from IKEA! only rich people can afford furniture from there!
if you can't afford anything i have in this picture, you are dirt fucking poor. don't even try to act like i'm rich. i'm not. comfortable, yes. i make 6 figures and i'm single. that's why i can afford to buy myself stuff. i don't have a fucking wife to nag me about what i do with my money. but if you look at the picture, i don't exactly have fine mohogany walls or persian rugs.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:02:43 EST (#)
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+2 for so much shit going on in this picture.
-sign on wall
-metalocalpyse background on middle monitor
-having 3 monitors
-sweet t-shirt
-picture of a hot babe on one monitor
-gmail open on the other monitor
-looks like an iphone charging (iphones are kinda gay but pretty sweet at the same time)
this post is definitely not dildos.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:59:32 EST (#)
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Fuck it...I'd buy the 2 19s off ya if you mounted the 24s.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:57:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:57:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:42:06 EST (#)
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZdgXdEOgu6k&feature=related
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:53:56 EST (#)
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I receive a certain amount of sadistic pleasure in watching you demonstrate time and again, in increasingly obvious and pathetic ways, how much money you have/how cool your life is.
Good for you.
Of course, you *do* realize that the gravy train you're currently riding isn't going to be present for too much longer, right?
Extravagant lifestyles have a remarkable way of biting one on the ass when least expected, you know.
But, hey, don't worry about that. Just because your occupation derives from an increasingly obsolescent skill set that will soon be (and probably already is, to a point) overtaken by better educated up-and-comers from the Private sector (especially considering the fact that your old Alma Mater regularly recruits and trains from said labor pool), doesn't mean you shouldn't get yours while the gettin's good.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:53:42 EST (#)
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Damn Andy... your e-peen is huge.
I like your rig man.
My nerdspace is .... cluttered
(as for a threesome with you...as long as we don't cross swords we could run a train on some slore but I would have to be severly inebriated...which is one of the reasons I don't drink in excess anymore)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:51:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:45:44 EST (#)
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If you ever do get a 30, I will buy the 24 from you.
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when i get bigger and badder hardware, i usually keep the old stuff for my other computers. so if i got the 30 inch, i'd have to buy another 24 along with it and buy the mounts to mount all three of them together. without the mount, i can't fit all three on the desk and i'm not changing desks because i love that one.
but if for some reason i do decide to sell it, i'll hit you up. i'll sell it for $200 and pay shipping for ya. i have the original box and packing and all that junk.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:51:13 EST (#)
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blatant rip off of metalocalypse in here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114565
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:47:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:42:06 EST (#)
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE
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that is so fuckin' BOSH that you know Metalocalypse!
i can play a few songs from the Dethalbum and i can play the theme song like a motherfucker. it's kind of fast but even a beginner guitar player can get it with a couple days of practice i think. the creator of the show has a video on how to play the theme on the adultswim website. that dude is a fucking fantastic guitar player. if i played more, i'd buy me that Krankenstien amp and cab, but i guess my 50 watt Marshall does me just fine since i'm not in a band anymore.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:45:44 EST (#)
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If you ever do get a 30, I will buy the 24 from you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:45:30 EST (#)
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my ass has your name on it, geek.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:43:48 EST (#)
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Wow.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:43:31 EST (#)
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yes, i am gaining weight, and that is a 24 inch monitor with 19's on the sides. i was going to buy the 30 incher when the 24 wasn't cutting it, but then i realized that i didn't need to go bigger, just wider. the only part that sucks is the 19's are lower res so when i drag stuff over to them from the 24, it doesn't match up. oh well, i didn't have room on the desk for two more 24 inchers.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:42:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:42:06 EST (#)
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:39:14 EST (#)
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you're gaining weight
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:39:09 EST (#)
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Is that a 22 flanked by 2 19s?
That's my kinda threesome...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:38:19 EST (#)
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WOW you ARE a geek
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:37:50 EST (#)
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HAHAHA!!!
As soon as the picture came up I started laughing hysterically.
What a fucking fantastic shirt. I am SO not surprised to see you rockin' that...