Berty comments on HurtbytheSun's recent disgrace (801 hits)
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Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-01-25 12:22:30 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114564
I must warn you that the comments contain revolting revelations and may shock those capable of feeling outrage.
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Alright I have to say my initial shock has dissipated somewhat and there are a few things I know about Hurty that may somewhat exonerate him in your eyes. Most of us here are middle class, poor people (and no, students do not count as 'poor people') tend not to have computers you see, but Hurty is very much an exception to this rule.
I can't claim to know the man intimately, but I do know that he was born into a very poor Scottish family in a terribly destitute area. His parents fought very hard to get him into a decent school and whilst Hurty did piss his education up against the wall, he did at least emerge with a modicum of wit and a woman degenerate to love his most crude of attributes.
We should not see Hurty as a monster. Nor should we brand him a victim of upbringing. He is a triumph; living proof that even a man of pure squalor can captivate us with his charm. Bart Bart could take him to a scientific contest an pit him head-to-head with a gorilla that knows sign language.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is just piss, FFS.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 04:25:03 EST (#)
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I come back from a weekend of heavy coughing to a mixed response. The important thing is that several underpaid workers had a good laugh.
Assholy, I have a degenerative spinal condition which makes standing for more than 4 hours impossible. At least that's what I told the landlord at the last pub I worked at. It didn't wash though, I still got fired for being black.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-27 12:43:04 EST (#)
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lol yeah, asholy, that's exactly what I meant.
poor berty. :(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 20:06:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-26 23:41:35 GMT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 08:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's an American Berty - what do you expect?
*****
Expect the BEST. Us 'melicanns are always better than Britcunts. Fuck off, Reddy.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-26 19:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Berty has messed with your heads and won.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-26 19:04:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-26 18:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
im with apollo on this one.
i keep asking this question, but always too late apparently, always after the action is over.
berty, in what way are you disabled? you make a big deal out of people doing things you would never do, and it makes me wonder about you. do you think that your situation might infringe on your ability to judge other people's actions? i think you never really got the concept of boys being boys because you might never have had that opportunity.
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-26 18:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
im with apollo on this one.
i keep asking this question, but always too late apparently, always after the action is over.
berty, in what way are you disabled? you make a big deal out of people doing things you would never do, and it makes me wonder about you. do you think that your situation might infringe on your ability to judge other people's actions? i think you never really got the concept of boys being boys because you might never have had that opportunity.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-26 18:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-26 18:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
forgot to rate
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-26 18:41:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 08:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's an American Berty - what do you expect?
*****
Expect the BEST. Us 'melicanns are always better than Britcunts. Fuck off, Reddy.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 16:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:53:34 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
You've completely discounted the guzzled semen, you daft cunt.
Get your priorities in order post-haste.
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Yes! I still agree with Bert, though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 08:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's an American Berty - what do you expect?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-26 07:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know whether to be honoured or ashamed.
Honoured.
PS: I'm not EkO
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-01-25 19:12:47 EST (#)
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SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
And tastes GREAT with BBQ sauce
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:53:34 EST (#)
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You've completely discounted the guzzled semen, you daft cunt.
Get your priorities in order post-haste.
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Berty, if you're serious, grow up, if you're not...you failed to be funny.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:13:07 EST (#)
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I dabbled in piss drinking (admittedly i was certifiable at the time)on two occassions. the first time was fine, no problem at all - a very light coloured, transparent piss. the next day the piss was yellow and cloudy and rank and I gagged at the first swallow. that was the end of my piss drinking career.
but many people do it regularly, believing in health benefits.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:10:04 EST (#)
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Ultimately this reaction is far more disgraceful.
Still, drinking your own piss? Fucking gross.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:06:52 EST (#)
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So he drank some piss, big deal. It was his own piss. You need to recognize that there's way more disgusting stuff Hurty has done in his life than drink a little piss.
I mean, think about it. There's probably grosser stuff in the burger you had for lunch. It's all about perspective.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:40:41 EST (#)
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big fucking deal berty, but then I suspect you've never been a 'lad' i.e. footy playing, lager swilling, drug taking lout. you were probably into dungeons and dragons or some shit like that.
i've got lots of mates, wealthy men now, who have done stuff like that.
unless your 'horror' is faux.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:47:51 EST (#)
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I don't even know who the fuck your talking about.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:43:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
did this really deserve it's own post
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ive drunk that
ive drunk this
ive spewed up on a pint of piss
so what
so what
so what so what
you boring little cunt
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
did this really deserve it's own post
no
sorry Berty but this is a fail
but not a spectacular fail so only -1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Just got back from lunch, I saw this post and then went to see what you were going on about...
...I wish I hadn't. My stomach is churning. :p
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:41:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you survive Uber, Berty? The guy just drunk a glass of piss. Big fuckin' deal...
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Have you drunk a glass of piss, Rorrim? Would you marry a woman who had urinated in a glass in a restaurant and then drank it? If at your wedding, when the priest asks if anyone has any objections, someone stood up and shouted that fact about your bride to be would you not be ashamed?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:38:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:29:31 EST (#)
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How do you survive Uber, Berty? The guy just drunk a glass of piss. Big fuckin' deal...
This was interresting..:http://www.ubersite.com/m/114564#2634568
He's a dirty Alter-driving whore! Booo!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:14:13 EST (#)
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Why is this a review and a post?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops ratings mean everything to hurty, i mean berty
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:02:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:57:38 EST (#)
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Berty rhymes with Hurty.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:54:22 EST (#)
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Awesomesauce.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:45:49 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nsP4QsMiFA
Hurty is a cock
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:39:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:28:01 EST (#)
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http://static.flickr.com/48/144589848_0db8d37774.jpg
here he is
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurtys a big gay monster