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Happy Burns Night! (667 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: 0.26 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (View user info) at 2008-01-25 07:40:53 EST




Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!.jpg (16 kB)

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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-25 19:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Saw it coming, still laughed

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Guffaw.


Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is a serious writers forum

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I demand this be subtitled - happy birthday orphelia - I am 30!!!

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well congrats, your deserve a birthday eat-you-out.

Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Reverend Lovejoy:
Homer, this is really low.

Homer: Not as low as my low, low prices!

Mr. Plow

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was saying Boo-urns.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha!

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

ok

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not that we need one, but yes.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Basically it's an excuse to wear skirts and get drunk?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burns_supper

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, you want to fucking explain it or have your fucking laugh on your cummy northern part of your shitty island?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I demand this be subtitled - happy birthday orphelia - I am 30!!!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-25 07:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It is my birthday too. I am an honourary Scot?!!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-25 07:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Scottish, actually.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 07:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't get it. Is this a limey joke?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-25 07:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A puddin' indeed!

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-01-25 07:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

BTW, Googling 'burns victim' is really rank.


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