Quick....Say Something Funny! (1243 hits)
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Submitted by muddy (View user info) at 2008-01-24 11:46:54 EST
ok good now that you've accomplished that...answer these 3 questions
1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
c) your mom?
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-20 17:02:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-01-26 09:05:07 EST (#)
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1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
"TAAAAAAAA-DAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
One thanks is sufficient
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
Many things I guess. If it was one thing, I'd be in porno.
c) your mom?
Owes me money
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-26 06:49:07 EST (#)
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1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
Doin' It - LL Cool J
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
One is sufficient but this was a dumb question
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
Good at many
c) your mom?
Has short hair
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:44:21 EST (#)
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1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
An orchestral crescendo, complete with a cymbal crash. Pavoratti should sing as well. What's he got to do nowadays besides listen to Heath Ledger bitch about how he only took 4 Ambien and "it's not fair"?
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
I am one of those people who touches the door. Why would I thank you when I touched the door. I helped you open it! You should be thanking me.
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
I'm already both
c) your mom?
True. No False. No, true.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-24 21:06:51 EST (#)
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1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
the symphonic blast that erupts at the beginning of every Star Wars movie. either that or the A-Team theme song
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
you say it once, that pretty much creates an unspoken agreement that he'll open the second one too
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
best at one. wait. fuck, i don't know. depends on what it is, probably
c) your mom?
your nightmare
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:54:41 EST (#)
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Aw, actually, I feel bad now. All this sico bashing lately, it just isn't me.
I love that little pile of squirrel jizz really. At the very least, he makes us dumb fucks look real smart.
Besides, he is really hot and if I wasn't growing another mans seed, I'd so do him. In the pooper.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:34:51 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
Pick three from here. Easy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:26:30 EST (#)
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Name three Uber posts worse than this one:
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:18:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:01:56 EST (#)
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Wow, thanks, man. That means a lot to me.
1) Jim Carrey screaming YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK (See "Dumb and Dumber")
2) I usually opt for thanks then a nod
3) The best at something
4) What?! You sonofabitch I'll kill you!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:16:08 EST (#)
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1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
A baby crying
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
Once. Wtf?
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
The best at one. Get paid more.
c) your mom?
Not sure about this one. Initially I was going to say yes, but after further deliberation I'm not sure. I'll get back to you tomorrow with an answer.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:34:14 EST (#)
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Polish girls are not easy.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:55:57 EST (#)
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My cock would play Conquistador by Procol Harum.
Nothing says I had blew a wicked load like a rock song with an orchestra.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:26:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-24 15:06:41 EST (#)
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sorry...fat, ugly, and out of luck.
with a whore for a wife.
and a dead end job.
and feelings of inadequacy in all things.
and a small penis.
and below average intelligence.
that should cover my half of it until i get back.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-24 15:05:04 EST (#)
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i think by commenting on MY anal pain, you show that YOUR anal pain is that much greater.
really i just thought you wanted to pick a fight, so i came over to oblige. but now i'm busy, so you're out of luck.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 15:03:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:58:51 EST (#)
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I can't believe this Bazooka Joe Chewing Gum wrapper bullshit has a positive rating.
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haha...butthurt
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-24 15:02:47 EST (#)
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aw, thanks EI!!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-24 15:01:38 EST (#)
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*burps*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:58:51 EST (#)
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I can't believe this Bazooka Joe Chewing Gum wrapper bullshit has a positive rating.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:30:39 EST (#)
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1) the music from the Superman movie.
Dun-dun-dada-dun-dun, dadada, Dun-dun-dada-dun-dun dada.
(louder when I come)
DAH-dadadadah-da da da DUN,dadadadah DUN-DA-DUN dadada!
2) thanks once then a smile/nod combo
3) best at one thing
c) your mom goes to college.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:28:54 EST (#)
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Grrrrr NEWMAN
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:26:46 EST (#)
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c)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:26:19 EST (#)
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whats everyone doing tonight? Playing scrabble?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:19:48 EST (#)
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i guess that rules us all out
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:17:46 EST (#)
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you just don't find her to be a nice person because she thinks you're stupid
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:10:56 EST (#)
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I don't find crystle a nice person. She just wants me to put her on some kind of list. I'm pretty sure I put her on one already.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:05:26 EST (#)
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or crystle
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:05:00 EST (#)
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haha ooops guess cystle never does make lists
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:03:29 EST (#)
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Crystal is not a registered user you dolt
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:01:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:01:36 EST (#)
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the sound of a thousand demons screaming
one is enough, but sometimes you can add another or a head nod or something
mix-a-six
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:01:30 EST (#)
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1. The Microsoft "TaDa" sound
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:00:28 EST (#)
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I know I do
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:59:26 EST (#)
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yes you know you really do miss my cunning wit and devilish charm
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:57:53 EST (#)
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sorry that was completely tasteless of me
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:56:43 EST (#)
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Hmmm did he like cancer? he's a sick puppy
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:54:36 EST (#)
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like TTOM misses Cancer
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:52:56 EST (#)
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so are you guys missing me around this place?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:51:22 EST (#)
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'something funny'
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:47:39 EST (#)
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mind your manners son
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:36:10 EST (#)
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1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
just a big HONK
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
shut up muddy
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
id rather be an antelope
c) your mom?
yes dad
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:26:36 EST (#)
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1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
The 1812 Overture.
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
I say it twice, but I add "again" to the second thank you. So it's "thank you" then "thank you again."
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
Good at many things, specialization breeds weakness elsewhere.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:19:23 EST (#)
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1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
I would want it to sound like an MG-42 machine gun, firing bursts of bullets at 1200 rounds per minute. I've heard it sounds more like a buzzsaw or someone ripping a sheet of canvas than it does a gun.
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
Once is absolutely sufficient, but make sure you say it on the first door. If you're feeling particularly generous, something like a head nod or a smile is okay for the second door.
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
I would rather have the variety pack.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:18:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:14:29 EST (#)
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1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
What's an orgams?
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you know...that messy occurence that makes you feel ashamed when you're alone
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:17:21 EST (#)
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1) Anything by David Bowie when he was still cramming cocaine up his nose faster than Columbia could churn it out.
2) Thank You for the first door and a simple nod for the second.
3) Jack of all trades > Idiot Savant.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:14:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:04:59 GMT (#)
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eventually i'm sure
hahahahahaha
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:14:29 EST (#)
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1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
What's an orgams?
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
Chances are, if someone held a door for me I'm going to be holding the second door for them...so once.
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
I'm good at nothing. And I'm ok with that.
c) your mom?
Has this neurotic belief that I am still 10.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:12:20 EST (#)
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1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
A deep voiced black man singing an old gospel hymn.
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
I usually say it twice.
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
I can't decide. Probably the former. Either would be an improvement on the current situation though.
c) your mom?
Has tremendous fake breasts. I always cursed the fact that I didn't inherit my mother's boobs. One day my dad let slip that they were fake, and I felt a little better.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:11:10 EST (#)
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1. HERE I CUM TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!
2. Two thank you's.
3. Good at many things.
c. Is the same forwards as backwards.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:08:34 EST (#)
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*badum tsch!"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:04:59 EST (#)
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eventually i'm sure
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:04:02 EST (#)
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You ought to see what i do when a guy buys me dinner...
It is the Pole in me.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:02:42 EST (#)
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well good on you then
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:01:44 EST (#)
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One for each door, I suppose. I have a very generous nature.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:58:28 EST (#)
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1) The trumpeting sound you hear in movies when the King enters the room.
2) Just once.
3) The best at one can make you more money.
c) I wouldn't. You go ahead.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:56:16 EST (#)
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orphelia....one bj or two?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:54:50 EST (#)
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lol @ O below..
How Uber inspires people to excel!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:37:43 EST (#)
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1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
The sound of a cash register.
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
Fuck the 'thank you ', if it is a guy, I would give him a blow job.
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
I would like the talent of popping ping pong balls from my tuppence.
c) your mom?
Is also available for rent.
Well, this is what you expect from a Polish girl, no? :)
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:31:36 EST (#)
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1. peter griffin's laugh
2. 1 'thank you' is fine
3. good at many
4. :(
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:22:15 EST (#)
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1) Flight of the Valkyries (Wagner) ("How can you KILL women and CHILDREN?" "Easy, don't lead 'em as much!")
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:20:40 EST (#)
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"Something Funny"
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1) Louis Armstrong-What a Wonderful World
2)I don't have to say shit, I didn't ask them for anything, and if they're expecting a reward for basic courtesy, then they're shit out of luck.
3)I would LIKE to be best at one thing. Preferably world domination, though I'd settle for population control. As it is I'm great at several things, which tends to distract me from focusing long enough to do anything exceptional. I'm working on it.
c)Was a bearded circus midget named "Wanda." She's a saint, and if you say something negative about her, I'll fly out and crumple you.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:18:24 EST (#)
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no, a genuine question
Madame President
Mrs. President
and in conjunction...what will we call Bill....The First Husband?
I did however hear a funny joke...
How do all black jokes start?
*looks over both shoulders*
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:17:17 EST (#)
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c)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:16:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:09:26 EST (#)
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when Hilary is President, how will she be addressed?
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... Is this like one of those "What do you call a white person? Anything you want as long as you say it in Spanish" jokes?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:14:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:04:29 EST (#)
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skap follows directions
Rhymen - if you had swapped your comment with your answers you would have done proper right direction follow
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It's true. I fail at proof reading. :(
/emo
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:10:44 EST (#)
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The White House Bitch
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
licked and stamped
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:09:26 EST (#)
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when Hilary is President, how will she be addressed?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:08:23 EST (#)
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"Fucking dicks is for pussies"
-Hilary Clinton.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:06:53 EST (#)
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1) The benny Hill theme
2) One thank you is plenty
3) The best at one thing. I'm already good at a lot of things. "Good" doesn't get you anywhere.
c) Brown
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:04:29 EST (#)
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skap follows directions
Rhymen - if you had swapped your comment with your answers you would have done proper right direction follow
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:59:35 EST (#)
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"Something Funny"
1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
"Thus Spake Zarastrutha" starting about three seconds before I unload.
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
"Thank you... and again", as has been said below.
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
I am good at many things, as I would rather be.
c) your mom?
Outmoms your mom in an momming contest.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:59:34 EST (#)
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or the sound from when you die as pacman
wow
wow
wownt
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:59:17 EST (#)
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that would be annoying but plinko would be cool
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:59:00 EST (#)
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1) The sound of bombs dropping from air planes.
2) "Thanks" for the first one, and a head nod for the second
3) I am the best at everything I do.
c) Prozac.
Proof Read next time so your sentences make grammatical sense. Kthnxbai.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:58:20 EST (#)
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Or how about the sound from the price is right... that wheel?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:57:14 EST (#)
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i was thinking like that Ricochet Rabbit sound
ping Ping PING!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:56:36 EST (#)
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GOOD AT MANY THINGS, LIKE I AM.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:56:09 EST (#)
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like jethro tull flutes?
that's interesting
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:56:02 EST (#)
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1) If you could have a sound played our come from your genitalia when you had an orgasm...what would it be?
My sound would be a voice that said "Thanks Method's Mom"
2) If you walk through a two sets of doors with a person preceding you and they hold the doors for you is one 'Thank You' enough or do you have to say it once for each door?
Once.
3) Would you rather be good at many things or the best at one thing?
Good at many things. It's all about diversification baby.
c) your mom?
My mom? Not nearly as slutty as Method's.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:55:11 EST (#)
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1. flutes
2. I say thanks and thanks again.
3. I forgot the question.
c. nuts.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:54:00 EST (#)
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i'll say something funny...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:52:25 EST (#)
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additionally
Aveda > Ulta
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:50:06 EST (#)
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1. Windmills with x-mas decorations flying off of them and smashing into glass.
2. "Thank you(((....)))and again."
3. Good at many things.
c. Is a crack whore shit bucket.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:48:32 EST (#)
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that wasn't funny...fuck you can't follow direction
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:47:49 EST (#)
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I didn't understand question 1. Was it written in Hebrew?