SPT Attn: Baltimore Drivers (737 hits)
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Submitted by shadow (View user info) at 2008-01-17 13:44:46 EST
Your commute is fucked.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:28:46 EDT (#)
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+2 for you!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-18 11:58:25 EST (#)
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I suppose I could've come over to the laptop, where Firefox is installed, gone to the same website, and then pasted it up here for you, but why in the hell should I go through that kind of effort on the odd chance that *someone* might take offense to my damned browser???
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-18 11:55:42 EST (#)
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No sir Mr Grimm, fuck you.
It's the office pc, I'm not downloading anything to it. EVER.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:55:52 EST (#)
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-2 for not using Firefox
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:21:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:55:50 EST (#)
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hahahaha.....I fucking hate driving in Baltimore...that place blows!
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Like you can talk, you live in Jersey.... JERSEY.
Good god yesterday was a clusterfuck. I left work early (at 1pm) and still encountered traffic. The way it was shaping up, I could tell it was the beginning of hell.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-17 21:39:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-17 21:39:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-17 20:22:35 EST (#)
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We had an awesome pileup on I-4 the other day. 5 dead, 38 hospitalized, over 70 vehicles involved. A controlled burn of underbrush got out of hand on a foggy morning. Zero visibility. The cops were going around to hospital rooms giving out tickets to the injured in preparation for the inevitable barrage of lawsuits.
And in other news, I was on a lot right next to this today: http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2008/1/17/317821.html?title=Giant+tire+fire+in+Cocoa
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-17 18:57:16 EST (#)
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Imagine how bad it would be if people actually walked for christs sake!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-17 18:26:03 EST (#)
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elitist jew disconnected from reality below
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-01-17 18:03:16 EST (#)
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I happen to think Baltimore is a beautiful city with lots going for it... and frankly, the danger and the murders all occur in a small part of the city, and the crimes are generally "poor on poor", not stuff that spills out into the nicer parts of the city.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-17 16:29:22 EST (#)
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This made me chuckle, for some unknown reason.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-17 16:18:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:59:48 EST (#)
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I've been thinking up a new slogan for Baltimore.
"Baltimore...The City That Is A Total Fucking Shithole And No One Should Ever Go There For Any Reason."
I really don't like Baltimore.
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I don't know. I hear comments like that from peope who are so-so on Baltimore.
most people who *really* hate it have scars.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-01-17 15:36:05 EST (#)
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har har, I left Ft. Belvoir at noon and am safely ensconced in my hotel, warm and doing NOTHING, while getting paid for it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-17 15:30:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:51:15 EST (#)
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Well, the snow stopped and traffic seems to have cleared.
I'm going home.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:51:15 EST (#)
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Well, the snow stopped and traffic seems to have cleared.
I'm going home.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:43:36 EST (#)
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awwwww, Emp, that is the epitome of suck. Especially if you have to pee.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:39:19 EST (#)
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Try driving a dignitary convoy through Capitol Street at rush hour during a Redskins game AND the National Tree Lighting.
December sucked this year.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:35:50 EST (#)
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That's funny. I always see some guy that does some pretty cool spray painting on paper in that same spot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:35:09 EST (#)
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that sounds fun.
all we have is dismantled biker gangs and crips & bloods wannabes.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:35:06 EST (#)
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DC is fine by Metro, if you watch your wallet, but it is MADDENING trying to drive anywhere in that city, in or out.
Why the hell should a one-way street change directions mid-day? "To ease the flow of traffic."
Bullshit, it's to give tourist tickets, just like the wonky red lights and mysterious circles.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:34:56 EST (#)
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At the benches between the aquarium and the WTC, there is some crazy homeless dude always mumbling something. I can't make it out, something about alien money god fuckers.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:32:41 EST (#)
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I was almost mugged leaving the apt a week ago. Crazy humans. I told him the battery in my car was dead, and I didn't get paid for two weeks, thusly I had nothing of use to him. And guess what? He walked away.
Oh yeah, then there's Angry Homeless Guy. He's on the corner of Conway and Lee Street EVERY DAY. He yells at me, bangs on my windows, smacks my car.
One of these days, I'm not going to be able to brake in time.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:32:36 EST (#)
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MS13 is the worst group of fuckers ever.
They were on the History channel's "Gangland" recently. It's awesome seeing murders you remember all over again.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:31:26 EST (#)
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ms13 exists for real?
i thought it was only in the movies.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:29:41 EST (#)
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oh sweet jebus. DC101. Yeargh.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:29:36 EST (#)
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Baltimore is lovely if you don't mind getting shot, mugged, or "falling" into the inner harbor.
DC is better, so long as an MS13 member doesn't CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:29:06 EST (#)
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The ability to receive DC101 must be the only good thing Baltimore has going for it.
That and the Red Sox coming in to play a handful of games each season.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:28:23 EST (#)
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I used to think that Baltimore was a tremendous, wasteful, smelly shithole. Then I was told that it is actually a beautiful and historic city with a charming bay-culture.
Then, I moved here, not because of the "charming bay-culture" comment, but because I was running like hell from a stalker.
In hindsight, the stalker wasn't that bad...
But you know, when the snow falls in big white clumps and covers over the diseased filth of downtown, it's actually kinda pretty.
But then, in the Spring, the sewers thaw and the whole place reeks of rot.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:26:52 EST (#)
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DIRT WOMAN!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:26:03 EST (#)
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Do what?
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:24:39 EST (#)
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SMELL IT GOOD!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:23:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:16:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:55:50 EST (#)
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hahahaha.....I fucking hate Baltimore...that place blows!
p.s. i never went there but i'm trying to fit in the group.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:22:55 EST (#)
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SMELL MY FACE
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:17:40 EST (#)
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haha
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:17:00 EST (#)
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I hit 695 turned around and went home this morning.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:16:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:55:50 EST (#)
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hahahaha.....I fucking hate Baltimore...that place blows!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:06:21 EST (#)
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No shit, that's EXACTLY where I am. I've been in the B-more county/city area for 2 years.
2 long years.
You know you've been here too long when the DJs know your name... and hug you...
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:03:25 EST (#)
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I lived there for a while...and then got the fuck out.
I felt like I was escaping from Alcatraz.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:01:28 EST (#)
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I tend to agree. On all accounts.
Baltimore: "City of Slogans."
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:59:48 EST (#)
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I've been thinking up a new slogan for Baltimore.
"Baltimore...The City That Is A Total Fucking Shithole And No One Should Ever Go There For Any Reason."
I really don't like Baltimore.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:55:50 EST (#)
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hahahaha.....I fucking hate driving in Baltimore...that place blows!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:53:59 EST (#)
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I was there 4 or 5 years ago when there was 2-3 feet and it was a fucking madhouse. I had to walk to the store because Baltimore was so ill-equipped to deal with some precipitation.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:49:59 EST (#)
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HAR HAR Inner Harbor!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:49:15 EST (#)
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I am still AT work in the inner-fucking-harbor!!!!!!
Fuck me is right!
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:48:10 EST (#)
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Fuck you, man!
I am technically off work, but I'm not driving in this shit til the roads clear up.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:47:53 EST (#)
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just build a canoe and use the river!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:45:57 EST (#)
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oops. resize. oh well.