Health question; Alcohol (1008 hits)
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Submitted by Vilem Marak <vilem.marak.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-01-16 09:37:31 EST
Serious Query;
I don't feel too well and i have to go out this evening. It's a must. I will be drinking. Any ideas what alcohol will get me over through to tomorrow? I have a sore throat and little bit of a headache. I feel a bit of a fever coming on. Nothing useful on the web...
I need to function only until the break of dawn. Then I can pass out at will and get over this in a normal fashion.
I'm sure that there is someone on this site which can recommend something. For those of you with the usual smart comments instead of helping me out here, it would be appreciated if you could just fuck off for now and direct your stupidity somewhere else.
Many thanks for your support.
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-31 07:10:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-31 03:39:57 EDT (#)
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I got a science-type question; will puking into an electrical outlet kill me?
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american voltage is 110 volts, right?
then the answer is no.
but why would you do this? it would take exceptional coordination to get it into those slots, ie. couldn't be drunk if you want to succeed.
oh and judgement...
get fucked, up the arse, royally, with a cheese grater
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-31 07:07:26 EDT (#)
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budvar is massed produced and has been for centuries.
AB's product is just not a good beer.
period.
judgement,
GET FUCKED
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-07-31 06:33:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-31 04:53:54 EDT (#)
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*the
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-31 04:53:32 EDT (#)
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Thanks for teh word, wij.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-31 04:21:08 EDT (#)
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Totally, dude, same with coffee. We'd all like the fucking gourmet shit, but I'll take instant if it's going. Wankers.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-31 03:59:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:58:03 EST (#)
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A. budweiser is not beer. It's crap
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MOVE ASIDE, INTERNET... WE HAVE A CONNASIR!
Seriously, can everyone get over the fucking beer wankery?
Yes, micro-brewed monastery lager leeched from elderberries and filtered through a virgin's bush is better than preservative laden, mass produced beer.
HAVING SAID THAT. There's nothing fucking wrong with doing a case race with budweiser and YES, you will pick up a hot blond from, of all places, Idaho after dancing like an awesome maniac.
I hate not drinking :(.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-31 03:39:57 EDT (#)
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I got a science-type question; will puking into an electrical outlet kill me?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-31 03:29:39 EDT (#)
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Czechvar is Budvar everywhere else that AB has lost its legal right to the name
basically its budweiser, the real budweiser.
from the town of ceske budejovice, south bohemia.
which, in german, is budweis.
they been making the stuff there for about 400 years.
its ok. i drink it at home from the bottle.
or used to as i apparently have developed a small drinking problem.
i just like beer and whiskey, i dont need it.
but apparently those around me say i drink a little too much.
i dunno
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-17 15:22:39 EDT (#)
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czwij - you ever had/heard of Czechvar? It purports to be a "Premium" Czech beer, and it is labelled to have been brewed in the CR. It's tasty enough, but I wonder if it is even a real beer available in the CR. Any ideas?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-07-01 09:15:16 EDT (#)
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man, this comes across as very arrogant, dunnit?
wasn't my intention, i just knew that some dumb bugger (the old, impotent, sad little man from NC)
wood have something stupid to say.
there are some very good recipes here.
thanks one and all.
toodle loo and get bent
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:32:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-03 15:27:36 BST (#)
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15k?
wow, he wood be like the chinese.
cept then he would be called
"rinus"
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-18 11:31:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-16 17:46:26 CST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:55:05 EST (#)
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Somone once told me to try a Tom Collins if I felt sick. It's some horrible mixed drink. It doesn't work.
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the only person on ubersite that has any business drinking a Tom Collins is Shlongy.
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Or maybe Jack McCallum.
I heard someone order a "Tom Cruise" in a bar the other night. Not surprisingly, it was little more than a fruity cocktail.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:10:11 EST (#)
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For those of you with the usual smart comments instead of helping me out here, it would be appreciated if you could just fuck off for now and direct your stupidity somewhere else.
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Ironic much?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-01-17 20:29:46 EST (#)
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take two shots of whiskey. problem solved.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-17 20:13:34 EST (#)
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you have a health question about ALCOHOL? are you shitting me? here's your answer: no alcohol for healthy times
dumb fuck
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-17 19:50:51 EST (#)
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even though i think your just being a fucktard...
i reccomend some straight "beefeater extra dry gin" ...if anything it will kill all the bacteria in your throat... kinda like paint thinner
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-17 03:32:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-16 20:01:29 EST (#)
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Try a semen sandwich, you fucking idiot.
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didn't i already tell you to fuck off in my opening statement?
get some new glasses or learn to read.
sorry old fool...
other than that, thanks one and all, tequila got rid of the sore throat.
the lemon burned, but also helped.
i have been saved. OK, now on the basis of that comment, i anticipate comments which reflect what a shame that was, but the post is more or less over innit?
come on sunnyG, where are ya? tell me you shagged my mum, or something equally prophetic.
i have yet to be sent to hell by scourge. that would be an honour, as his insults are worthy reading material
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-17 02:08:17 EST (#)
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how about a water on the rocks. or shlongy's suggestion.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2008-01-17 01:23:11 EST (#)
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Tequila, seriously.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-16 20:33:53 EST (#)
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Your throat is sore because your immume system is killing cells on the surface of your swallowing-bits in order to kill the sickness therein. You can help by killing the sickness therein too. Sicknesses are often germs, and alcohol kills germs. Everclear, if they have it in th' CR. Vodka. Anything that mostly alcohol and water with nothing else in it. NO surgary crap. Gargle it, then swallow and chase. Alcohol kills germs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-16 20:01:29 EST (#)
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Try a semen sandwich, you fucking idiot.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-16 19:22:41 EST (#)
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You could always go with an oatmeal stout. The people that make those things are always bragging about how they're good for you. I'd recommend Anderson Valley or Samuel Smith's. They're both just about as good as one another.
Beer is the way to go anyway. Where do you live, maybe they have something decent.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-16 19:20:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-16 17:27:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:53:35 EST (#)
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whiskey, lemon, honey
cures any damn thing
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I've heard from more than one old person that this really works. I've never tried it.
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You mean Drambuie with a slice of lemon?
Anyway, screw all you guys, he should be drinking a dirty Hendrick's gin martini. Most respectable drink there is.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-16 18:46:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:55:05 EST (#)
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Somone once told me to try a Tom Collins if I felt sick. It's some horrible mixed drink. It doesn't work.
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the only person on ubersite that has any business drinking a Tom Collins is Shlongy.
i'm too late. i hope he doesn't drink vodka because i was going to tell him not too. it will fucking RUIN him. light beers or wine are my suggestions for drinking while sick.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-16 17:52:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:53:05 EST (#)
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You're sick, you're going out to party, and you haven't considered the DON'T DRINK option?
Direct OUR stupidity somewhere else?
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Oh, and perhaps today is a good day for (shudder) jagermeister?
After all, that vile concoction was created for sick people.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-16 17:27:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:53:35 EST (#)
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whiskey, lemon, honey
cures any damn thing
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I've heard from more than one old person that this really works. I've never tried it.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:04:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:03:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-16 13:19:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:53:35 EST (#)
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whiskey, lemon, honey
cures any damn thing
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An AMEN
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:53:35 EST (#)
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whiskey, lemon, honey
cures any damn thing
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-16 11:53:25 EST (#)
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I am off.
thanks to all of you and thanks for some of you taking this more seriously than is warranted on this site.
bid you farewell
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-16 11:45:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-16 15:09:52 GMT (#)
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Well as a doctor I reccomend that you take a wrap of MDMA before you go out and smoke some cheap skag
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Only an Englishman would waste skag by smoking it. Tut tut.
Drink wine, slow release, easy on the throat and tasty.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:54:59 EST (#)
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no, you dont understand.
i wont drink to enjoy.
alcohol must be capable of stemming the bacteria growth in my system.
its antiseptic, just that i dont need the additives screwing me up.
alcohol can be medicinal if taken in reasonable quantities. i just dont know which one would be good for a flu
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:53:05 EST (#)
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You're sick, you're going out to party, and you haven't considered the DON'T DRINK option?
Direct OUR stupidity somewhere else?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:35:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:31:57 EST (#)
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Actually try some mulled wine. That would work!
Mind you it may not be readily available at this time of year.
Gargle with Myrrh before you go out and the throat will not bother you. This route does imply that you will be pissed with 30 mins of gargling though otherwise you will feel it again.
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Myrrh?
isnt that what one of the three kings brought as gifts when Brian was born?
where would i get such a thing?
my frankinsense dealer doesn't even know where to source this
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:32:03 EST (#)
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I'll go out on a limb and say that you, maybe, just shouldn't drink.
Meh, fuck your general health.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:31:57 EST (#)
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Actually try some mulled wine. That would work!
Mind you it may not be readily available at this time of year.
Gargle with Myrrh before you go out and the throat will not bother you. This route does imply that you will be pissed with 30 mins of gargling though otherwise you will feel it again.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:26:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:15:26 EST (#)
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brandy or scotch seem to do nicely for me. i'll sometimes put coke in my brandy otherwise both with some water are delicious. I'm kind of surprised you haven't been raped yet for telling people with smart ass comments (are there other kinds on this site?) to fuck off.
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thanks for your input. i appreciate it.
now fuck off.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:16:36 EST (#)
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clear/light liquids are the key. avoid tons of sugar.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:15:53 EST (#)
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In that case, just bring some cough syrup! Nobody will know the difference!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:15:26 EST (#)
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brandy or scotch seem to do nicely for me. i'll sometimes put coke in my brandy otherwise both with some water are delicious. I'm kind of surprised you haven't been raped yet for telling people with smart ass comments (are there other kinds on this site?) to fuck off.
asshat
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:13:58 EST (#)
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now to make this clear, i seek no buzz, just a remedy to get me through.
social drinking, but with a goal.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:09:52 EST (#)
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Well as a doctor I reccomend that you take a wrap of MDMA before you go out and smoke some cheap skag to get you to sleep when you get back. Be sure to clear your schedule for the next 2 days regardless of whether you take my advice or not because you will feel terrible and be fucking useless to man or beast.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:03:15 EST (#)
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Tequila = liquid cocaine
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:59:09 EST (#)
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Brandy and Lovage, mmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:58:03 EST (#)
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A. budweiser is not beer. It's crap.
B. Avoid vodka it will put you to sleep. A few of those and you will be face down in the weenies, unless that was your goal.
C. nothing like a good rum buzz. A minty Mojito might help the tummy.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:55:05 EST (#)
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Somone once told me to try a Tom Collins if I felt sick. It's some horrible mixed drink. It doesn't work.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:46:12 EST (#)
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no beers, just the thot makes me wanna puke.
oh, you mentioned budweiser. carry on then.
whiskey? hard stuff?
im going to dinner and cocktail party
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:42:52 EST (#)
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Budwieser = 5% alcohol
Listerine = 29.5% alcohol
I think the choice is evident and you'll have fresh breath
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:39:41 EST (#)
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Alcohol is pretty hard to guage, but drinking neat spirits VERY slowly is manageable, that or wine (white).