Attention male pornographic actors: (1043 hits)
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Submitted by LongestPants (View user info) at 2008-01-13 06:35:57 EST
Do you think we're here to see you? Do you think we're here to see your fucking hands all over the chick's ass? Do you think were here to see your stupid grinning face? Do you think we're here to see your fat legs, ass, belly, arms, or head? Do you think we're here to hear you groan and grunt like a rhinoceros pulling a 15 G turn?
Do think we're the kind of fags that jack off to that shit?
No?
Then keep it the fuck off screen. We're here to see hot girls. Not you. Dicks.
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-15 03:25:13 EST (#)
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Wait, do you just want more attractive guys in porn? Is that it?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-15 03:24:45 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:31:59 EST (#)
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a rhinoceros pullin 15 g turn analogy is worthy of a +2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:53:33 EST (#)
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I'm partial to the odd bit of Rhino porn, sure.
Who isn't?
It beats some of the fucking ugly trogs that you see these days.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:20:25 EST (#)
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thspeak for yer thelf
Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:02:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-13 18:04:34 EST (#)
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They have something called "all-girl" porn. You should check it out.
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Yes but then there wouldn't be any dicks. Despite the rant, that's what he really wants to see.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-14 11:48:47 EST (#)
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i'm sorry, but none of those gentlemen are uber users i think.
perhaps you need another forum to make sure this message reaches its intended audience?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-01-14 08:10:08 EST (#)
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Coulda been better, but still dripping with TROOF!
Submitted by blakhedd (user info) at 2008-01-13 21:50:41 EST (#)
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Good Subject, Poorly Executed. Dust Yaself Off & Try Again...
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-13 18:04:34 EST (#)
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They have something called "all-girl" porn. You should check it out.
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-13 17:40:18 EST (#)
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Have you never been with a chick that was cool enough to watch porn with you? If it was all chicks then the women would never want to watch. Leave a little snu snu for the female customers.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-01-13 15:14:24 EST (#)
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You sound a bit jealous, peanut pecker.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-13 13:46:36 EST (#)
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Some girls like gay porn, with beefy oiled menz and tan bodies w/ spiked hair. Bit of a niche, though.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:11:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-13 09:34:00 EST (#)
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You mean Porn with the actor's Point of View?
Surely for a woman, that will be either of the ceiling, the headboard, the guy's face, or a cock.
You're right, that would be annoying.
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HAHAHAHA Yes, point of view- as far as I know, it's really only made from the male POV, which changes the scenery a bit but still really IS that annoying.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:07:01 EST (#)
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I actually have a 10 minute bit on this subject... well not men in porn, but just porn in general.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-13 09:34:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-13 09:24:36 EST (#)
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But then where would you get that feeling of smug satisfaction that "if that drooling, doughy, pimpled subhuman can get her, then so could I?"
I'd like to say one reason is that porn isn't just for men, but it's exceptionally rare that they supply any eye candy for women.
But then, POV porn is SO ANNOYING.
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You mean Porn with the actor's Point of View?
Surely for a woman, that will be either of the ceiling, the headboard, the guy's face, or a cock.
You're right, that would be annoying.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-13 09:24:36 EST (#)
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But then where would you get that feeling of smug satisfaction that "if that drooling, doughy, pimpled subhuman can get her, then so could I?"
I'd like to say one reason is that porn isn't just for men, but it's exceptionally rare that they supply any eye candy for women.
But then, POV porn is SO ANNOYING.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-01-13 09:14:18 EST (#)
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truth
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-13 08:19:47 EST (#)
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subject good, execution ok.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-13 06:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the sentiment.
The post was shit.