An Ordeal, I Mean Affair To Remember (1243 hits)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2008-01-09 14:35:35 EST
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:00:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:39:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-01-09 22:06:08 EST (#)
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awesome. i still think about my video message and laugh every now and then
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Funny cause we watch it now and then and laugh at you. Ebony & Ivory. Ha! You cracked my entire family up when they watched it.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:18:55 EST (#)
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Yeah, no big wedding for me either. Fuck that noise.
I wanna take all the money I would've spent on a wedding, go to some tropical island, get married by a rastafarian while barefoot, and vacation for a month.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-01-09 22:06:08 EST (#)
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awesome. i still think about my video message and laugh every now and then
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:59:23 EST (#)
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MY invitation MUST have gotten lost in the mail.
You know what, from time to time people ask me why Sam and I are not married. We've been together since college, own a home together, have dogs, they whole domestic scene. I say that it's never been important to us, but the problem is not the marriage it's the wedding. Neither of us want to deal with that trip so we never did it. You did the right thing.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:29:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:30:39 EST (#)
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Cool.
Our reception was a blur.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-09 17:40:21 EST (#)
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The next time I get married, I probably won't even leave the whorehouse.
We'll just get hitched right then and there.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-09 17:21:02 EST (#)
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when i get married it will be in a hot air balloon just incase i fancy bailing........ it will be impossible.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-09 17:10:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-09 16:33:16 EST (#)
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Then I saw a bunch poor me sentences about some fucking wedding like I'm meant to give a fuck
But I just don't give a fuck y'know?
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Neither do I. Y'know.
Also, there was nothing poor me about this. In fact, go me!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-09 17:08:49 EST (#)
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Grammer Schmammer - And yes I did spell shit wrong. I rewrote the invite cause I couldn't find any. And the spelling mistakes were all part of the non-stress shin-dig. Yeah, that's right.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-09 16:43:04 EST (#)
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Tig, dollface, looks like you had a grand time and I'm glad to hear you did things all your way- I'm sure it alleviated a lot of stress. But if you ever get married again, which of course you never will, please let me proofread your invitations. Coctails and hors dourves? COME ON LADY. AND WHERE WAS MY INVITATION?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-09 16:33:16 EST (#)
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wow, I usually don't bother reading your shit but I thought why not?
Then I saw a bunch poor me sentences about some fucking wedding like I'm meant to give a fuck
But I just don't give a fuck y'know?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-09 16:10:47 EST (#)
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I love being shock and extremely grateful.
I hope you get necrotizing pancreitis.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-01-09 16:09:51 EST (#)
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No coke or strippers? Sounds like a pretty gay party.
I agree with you on the entire wedding issue. There is no point in the big hoopla. Weddings these days can cost upwards of 10000 bucks. Fuck that. I'll get married in a courtroom for 110 dollars and put the 10000 towards a house.
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:59:10 EST (#)
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sounds like fun =)
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:36:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:35:38 EST (#)
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nice invitation by the way.
It's Hors d'Oeuvres and Présence, not hors douvre and presense.
girls usually spend days on their faire-part. you had two words to look up and got them wrong
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:29:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:25:31 EST (#)
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My jaw was on the floor when lightning hit the church.
I really hope you guys got a good laugh at that one, after the heartbreak.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:24:40 EST (#)
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+2 visual aids.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:23:17 EST (#)
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"[T]he honor of your presence" I mean.
Like I pay attention.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:21:35 EST (#)
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Didn't you mean to have "your presence is requested" instead of "your presense requested?"
Or were you trying to be all hoity-toity on your invitation documents?
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:20:49 EST (#)
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A Plus Two, and good for you. I'm a lyrical gangster don't you know.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:13:28 EST (#)
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You got married?
Huh. You should have done a post about that.
Oh...and sorry about my lack of an RSVP - that's rude of me - but that's what happens when you DON'T RECEIVE A FUCKING INVITATION.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:12:39 EST (#)
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me and Mrs. Thorns had a dry wedding reception in order to save on costs and rampant drunken stupidity, but some of the guests ended up tailgating outside the reception hall anyways. Good times.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:11:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-09 13:40:54 CST (#)
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I had no idea you were married
LOL
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:05:27 EST (#)
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nice.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:05:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:47:12 EST (#)
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Christ, I'm well aware of the definition, I meant in the context of the whole marriage thing.
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I was pickin' up what you were puttin' down hurty.
Oh, and marriage is cool. I love love.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:02:11 EST (#)
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Oh, I'm sorry to have upset you, dearest. I hope this +2 makes thine eyes shut for a good night's rest.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:59:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:55:39 EST (#)
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TL, as stated, I made it to the 3rd paragraph this time. I'm hoping that you may have something interesting to say once, and once you did, but not this time.
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Even with all of my pictures? I won't be sleeping well tonight hearing this news.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:56:08 EST (#)
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Yeah, there were twenty or so different beers. My uncle only drinks that kind. He was the one that spilled too.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:55:39 EST (#)
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TL, as stated, I made it to the 3rd paragraph this time. I'm hoping that you may have something interesting to say once, and once you did, but not this time.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:54:36 EST (#)
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bwahahaha, what white trash calls "High Life" cocktails? My bad, it is the champagne of beers.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:53:17 EST (#)
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sicosemen - You always seem to torture yourself reading my posts. So why do you continue to do it?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:52:07 EST (#)
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You'd be surprised to learn that I tried really, really hard this time, with all my strength, mind control, and even muscle to give a fuck yet I fell miserably short again. I guess by the pictures something happened to your planned party, because lord knows I couldn't make it past the loki-esque 3 paragraphs of completely mundane filler that add absolutely no value to the overall story which was too long anyway. SERIOUSLY, WTINRAT. I guess congratulations are in due order so I wish you and your a very good one, whatever a "one" is that makes you happy. Have a happy New Year, make fuck, and kick some dogs. WOOT!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:51:49 EST (#)
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Ponce De Leon is spanish.
We call him Christophe Colomb.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:51:22 EST (#)
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We had cake or something on our teeth. It was a joke but I forget now.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:47:12 EST (#)
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Christ, I'm well aware of the definition, I meant in the context of the whole marriage thing.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:46:53 EST (#)
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I"m chock full of dumb jokes today
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:46:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:42:59 EST (#)
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He is much nicer looking.
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i would say so, especially with those teeth: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/113010 :-D*
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:45:21 EST (#)
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would that be like Knights of Ponce De Leon?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:44:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:42:53 EST (#)
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Is 'affair' really the best word to use about a wedding celebration?
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af·fair
-noun
Affair- party, social gathering, or other organized festive occasion: The awards ceremony is the biggest affair on the school calendar. I.E. The awards ceremony is the biggest affair on the school calendar.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:44:44 EST (#)
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every marriage i ever attended took place in a knight of columbus reception hall.
i'm high society like that.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:43:56 EST (#)
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no drunken aunt? A party isn't a party without a drunken aunt.
One day *fingers crossed* I hope to be that drunken aunt.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:42:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:37:10 EST (#)
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you seem obsessed about your marriage.
is that guy Johnny Depp or something?
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I would have to say it is a happy time for me. But I'm far from obsessed. That being said, I post mostlyabout my life now. Marriage is a big part of my life.
He is much nicer looking.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:42:53 EST (#)
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Is 'affair' really the best word to use about a wedding celebration?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:40:54 EST (#)
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I had no idea you were married
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:39:00 EST (#)
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we got married that The Excalibur, by Merlin
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:37:10 EST (#)
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you seem obsessed about your marriage.
is that guy Johnny Depp or something?