We'll My Husband And I Have Decided To Adopt A Little Girl...Pictures (1481 hits)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2008-01-07 16:15:31 EST
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:54:10 EDT (#)
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awwwwww tiny babyyyyy
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-02-10 21:29:33 EST (#)
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look, chew toys
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:27:52 EST (#)
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+2 for adopting, although I buy dogs, but I'm assuming the day she was born is an approximate if she was abandoned in a park?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:10:51 EST (#)
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I may adopt a badger
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-08 07:53:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:19:10 EST (#)
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Anyone who uses the word "gay" to describe something, needs to grow up.
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I make it a point to use the word gay as an adjective at least 10 times a day.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-08 06:47:26 EST (#)
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Inexcusable typo, but adopting animals kicks ass.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-08 06:20:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:45:04 EST (#)
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I want a dog too :(
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So...Adopt one.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-08 04:48:01 EST (#)
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"we'll" my husband.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2008-01-07 22:30:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-07 22:13:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:35:36 EST (#)
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When you're ready to try and have a REAL kid, give me a call. I'll fill you up in one shot. Instant kid.
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And as a bonus, there's no need to wait for it to grow up to resemble Shlongy.
It'll pop out tiny, bald and loud, grabbing at your tits. Sound familiar?
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You just described my Uncle Baldymidget McTittyGrabber down to the T.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-07 22:13:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:35:36 EST (#)
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When you're ready to try and have a REAL kid, give me a call. I'll fill you up in one shot. Instant kid.
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And as a bonus, there's no need to wait for it to grow up to resemble Shlongy.
It'll pop out tiny, bald and loud, grabbing at your tits. Sound familiar?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:45:04 EST (#)
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I want a dog too :(
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:17:42 EST (#)
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he looks pretty good, but I don't know if he can feed a lot of people. If it's just you and your husband it should be fine though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:35:36 EST (#)
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That dog looks gay.
NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
When you're ready to try and have a REAL kid, give me a call. I'll fill you up in one shot. Instant kid.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:21:48 EST (#)
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YEAH PHAG, GROW UP!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:19:10 EST (#)
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Anyone who uses the word "gay" to describe something, needs to grow up.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:58:34 EST (#)
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Pets are gay
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:14:56 EST (#)
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Hi Uniter.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:12:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:12:15 EST (#)
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Thanks Jack. I can't wait to meet my new friend.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:49:36 EST (#)
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Good for you for adopting! Fuck all the internet tough guys.
Well, I don't mean you should ACTUALLY fuck them, but just tell them to fuck off. I guess you could do both, but you're married... then again, this is uber, and that doesn't seem to count for shit.
You fucking trampy harlot, you disgust me.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:34:22 EST (#)
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I'm just going to sigh heavily and leave it at that.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:27:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:20:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:58:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:55:55 EST (#)
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I hate dogs.
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Then dont get one.
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oooh snipey are we? Mrs my post title makes no goddamn sense.
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And yet you clicked on it. And I am adopting a little girl. How does that make no sense??
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:24:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:18:37 EST (#)
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You are a women, you might know this:
(from a gchat with someone)
you ever wonder why christmas cookies last so long?
person: why?
me: i just ate a cookie that has been sitting on a plate, on the table for about 2-3 weeks and it was like it was just baked yesterday
i dunno...i was wondering and thought that i might not be the only one to wonder that?
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conservation is long for cookies because they are often ridiculously fat, hence why you're turning slowly into a flacid tubby.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:20:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:58:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:55:55 EST (#)
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I hate dogs.
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Then dont get one.
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oooh snipey are we? Mrs my post title makes no goddamn sense.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:20:15 EST (#)
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Your little girl is a bitch.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:18:37 EST (#)
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You are a women, you might know this:
(from a gchat with someone)
you ever wonder why christmas cookies last so long?
person: why?
me: i just ate a cookie that has been sitting on a plate, on the table for about 2-3 weeks and it was like it was just baked yesterday
i dunno...i was wondering and thought that i might not be the only one to wonder that?
Sent at 5:16 PM on Monday
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:08:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:05:14 EST (#)
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fuck pets
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Thats just disgusting.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:06:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:01:47 EST (#)
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WOW YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON THANKS FOR SAVING THE WORLD!!!!
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See?
Always with the funny. This fella is golden.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:05:14 EST (#)
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fuck pets
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:04:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:01:47 EST (#)
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WOW YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON THANKS FOR SAVING THE WORLD!!!! .
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I know I'm amazing, but bow is adopting a dog saving the world?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:02:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:58:33 EST (#)
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If you must get a dog, thanks for adopting. Now please please refrain from acting like it's a human child in public. You may be tempted to do this because they're small things that fit easily in a purse or stroller. People who do that look utterly foolish, so if you fall into this practice you'll find that your friends begin to stay away from you. Hopefuly you already know this and will remember that it's just a pet.
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No. I don't do that. That is crazy when people do that. The Paris Hiltons and Britney Spears. They get their dogs from Pet stores and think they're doing some great big favor. Of course I'm all for pet store dogs to find good homes. But people just keep supporting these puppy mills when they do.
Go to www.hua.org website and read about the puppies and their horrible stories and the abuse and neglect that they go through. Its heartbreaking.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:01:47 EST (#)
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WOW YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON THANKS FOR SAVING THE WORLD!!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:58:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:56:29 EST (#)
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Bubbles looks a lot like my childhood dog, Zip.
Except Zip wasn't a terrier.
Great, now I'm all misty eyed.
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Bubbles looks like my current Cairn Terrier so I wanted to get a darker one.
Don't they have the cutest lil faces? So damn cute.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:58:33 EST (#)
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If you must get a dog, thanks for adopting. Now please please refrain from acting like it's a human child in public. You may be tempted to do this because they're small things that fit easily in a purse or stroller. People who do that look utterly foolish, so if you fall into this practice you'll find that your friends begin to stay away from you. Hopefuly you already know this and will remember that it's just a pet.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:58:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:55:55 EST (#)
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I hate dogs.
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Then dont get one.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:56:29 EST (#)
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Bubbles looks a lot like my childhood dog, Zip.
Except Zip wasn't a terrier.
Great, now I'm all misty eyed.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:55:55 EST (#)
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I hate dogs.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:52:55 EST (#)
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Right here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/114150
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:52:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:44:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:26:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:20:10 EST (#)
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Highly kickable.
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I expect comments like this considering the lack of maturity on this site.
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Says the woman going "YAY PUPPIES!"
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Where did I say 'YAY PUPPIES?"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:49:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:45:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:26:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:20:10 EST (#)
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Highly kickable.
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I expect comments like this considering the lack of maturity on this site.
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Not lack of maturity in his case. Simply no compassion, love, class, or brain.
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And you would know, right Bubba's relative? What a fucking tool!
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:49:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:48:33 EST (#)
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No. The kick wasn't at the hands, or, foot of a human.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:47:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:43:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:38:18 EST (#)
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Personally, you overreact to anything animal related but to each their own, I guess. Matt, you are like a broken record on the entertainment value.
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You're absolutely right. I do overreact because I think it's sick that people even conjure up in their heads that it's fucking funny or entertaining to kick a dog. It isn't either.
That being said, i'll continue to overreact when it comes to abusing animalsy and people can continue to think of sick ways to funny.
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hmmm...
I giggled like a motherfucker every time Garfield punted Odie.
Does that make me sick?
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:45:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:26:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:20:10 EST (#)
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Highly kickable.
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I expect comments like this considering the lack of maturity on this site.
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Not lack of maturity in his case. Simply no compassion, love, class, or brain.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:44:43 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114150
Shaddyup already.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:44:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:26:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:20:10 EST (#)
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Highly kickable.
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I expect comments like this considering the lack of maturity on this site.
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Says the woman going "YAY PUPPIES!"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:43:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:38:18 EST (#)
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Personally, you overreact to anything animal related but to each their own, I guess. Matt, you are like a broken record on the entertainment value.
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You're absolutely right. I do overreact because I think it's sick that people even conjure up in their heads that it's fucking funny or entertaining to kick a dog. It isn't either.
That being said, i'll continue to overreact when it comes to abusing animalsy and people can continue to think of sick ways to funny.
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:39:14 EST (#)
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So do you think you'll adopt?
I can tell you this. There is a screening process for obvious reasons. They don't want an abadoned or abused dog ending up with another abuser.
However, I've been in touch with the people there and they're very nice and will answer any questions you might have.
Look into it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:38:18 EST (#)
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Personally, you overreact to anything animal related but to each their own, I guess. Matt, you are like a broken record on the entertainment value.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:36:56 EST (#)
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simon thinks he's shocking when he says things like that.
just scratch a little under his chin and tell him you think he's funny and he'll go away.
well, actually...he never fucking goes away. he is walking herpes. nevermind. if you figure out how to get rid of him, let me know, eh?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:32:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:31:15 EST (#)
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Maturity and rape comments go hand in hand, as well huh? You must be an expert or just over-reacting to a fun statement.
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If you consider that to be a 'FUN' statement. personally, I think it's a twisted statement.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:31:18 EST (#)
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Yes they will. They're in Nebraska and they're shipping to me in CT.
$250.00 for the adoption
$100.00 for transport.
The adoption fee covers all med expenses and food they've received.
Reading some of the sad stories on that website about the dogs and puppy mills, brings me to tears. Then again, I'm an animal lover and sap.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:31:15 EST (#)
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Maturity and rape comments go hand in hand, as well huh? You must be an expert or just over-reacting to a fun statement.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:29:24 EST (#)
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will they ship him to illinois?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:28:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:25:58 EST (#)
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i'll adopt the little white one.
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Do it!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:26:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:20:10 EST (#)
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Highly kickable.
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I expect comments like this considering the lack of maturity on this site.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:25:58 EST (#)
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i'll adopt the little white one.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:22:50 EST (#)
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I feel like the black one is staring into my SOUL.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:20:25 EST (#)
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You surprised me with your adoption being a dog.
And here I was ready for all kinds of HILARIOUS pedo comments to be dropped.
Cute puppy.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:20:10 EST (#)
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Highly kickable.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:19:50 EST (#)
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Yay for adopting puppies.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:19:26 EST (#)
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SQUEEEEEEE!!!