I'm sad... (906 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.06 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ChaosJester (View user info) at 2008-01-07 15:23:54 EST
GOTCHA!
Uber is making me happy today.
See? I'm not always emo.
Also, bad news Toe-Chica: I loves you now and there ain't nuthin' you can do about it.
*Sticks out tongue*
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-08 07:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you would rape me if you had the chance.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-08 06:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cartoonish
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-08 06:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I bet you drive an old Econoline with black spray paint over the windows. I hope you didn't pay too much for the loudspeaker that plays ice cream truck music.
OR
I hope you didn't tip your barber.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-08 05:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I can't believe you thought this was a good idea.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-08 05:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yuk.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-07 23:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The 1865 House of Commons called,
they're looking for their court jester
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tarantino is at least 6'2" and over 200 lbs. He's a fairly big guy.
You have similar facial features but are a bit more annoying.
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WTF NO WAI
It must be just the chronic levels of geek he exudes.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tarantino is at least 6'2" and over 200 lbs. He's a fairly big guy.
You have similar facial features but are a bit more annoying.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no no no! you wouldn't piss on me if i was on fire remember? you lumped me in with TheUniter and that rapist hurty!
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Nope. Too late for that to matter. I loves you and that's that.
Although I'd probably enjoy watching you sizzle a bit before urinating on your flaming head.
I'm sweet like that.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are so camp. :)
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Wot th' bloody 'ell 'r ye oon aboot, slothsucker?!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
forgot to rate.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no no no! you wouldn't piss on me if i was on fire remember? you lumped me in with TheUniter and that rapist hurty!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look very happy.
I dig that about you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is why, when i first joined, i assumed you to be gay.
You are so camp. :)
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm, uh, 6'2".
And people just said my face looked similar to his. Some would insist that we were related somehow.
Don't get me wrong, I love the man's work. He just ain't known for his looks.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quentin?! No fucking way. How tall are you, goon? 6'5"?
Him just a widdle guy.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, when I still had hair people (lots and LOTS of fucking people) said I looked like Quentin Tarrantino.
Seriously, it was almost a weekly occurrence.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You are ugly as sin. No person is meant to be bald and have bushy eyebrows, and your shirt makes you look like a guy from Star Trek.
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I prefer the term "Super Hero", thankyouverymuch.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You are ugly as sin. No person is meant to be bald and have bushy eyebrows, and your shirt makes you look like a guy from Star Trek.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like Peter Gallagher joined the local Neo Nazis.
And unleashed his pedo alter ego.
Luv you, CJ!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For the last fucking time, NO I don't groom my eyebrows.
They're probably the only bits of hair on my head that grows the way I want 'em to.
...
Any more questions?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you shave between those giant fucking eyebrows, don't you
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's either the second or third time I've been compared to Lex Luther on Uber.
Of course, it's also about the 653th time I've been accused of being gay.
:(
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You should really take a camwhore after painting your face and wearing a green wig so as to look like the Joker from Batman.
Seriously, I'd almost pay to see it.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kind of a...gay Lex Luthor.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THE ASSIMILATION.
IT BURNS. OH, HOW IT BURNS.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I recently bought a Headblade, thinking it would make shaving my head easier.
The thing was a horrible fucking piece of shit.
Like this post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you borg?
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rofl!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your face is a mix of james careville and the giant vilain in Moonraker.
i'm glad i'm me. :-D
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I loves you too Shlongy.
<3
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh dear God....
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dome
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue205/oblongs2.jpg
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
globe
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:28:16 EST (#)
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I now dub you Captain Crap.
I bid you adieu.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
RESISTANCE IS USELESS!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus man
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice sweater, under your sweater. And holy fuck you have the most oblong head on this site.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you borg?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet Jesus you're bald.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Allow me!