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If Uberians Were He-Man Characters, Who Would You Be? (SPT) (902 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.6 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-12-27 14:28:42 EST


I can't decide whether Shlongy is a better candidate for Fisto or Skeletor.



Shlongy - Master of Uberia since 2004.JPG (64 kB)

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-04 23:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-12-31 10:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Only back for today.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/113997

Take care...




Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 10:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i will be fang man then

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-28 06:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-28 04:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I was never into these.. funny stuff.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-27 21:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Ram Man.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

zzzzzzzzzz

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

man, i used to have all the He-Man figures. i also had Castle Grayskull with that awesome microphone that made your voice sound evil and ominous and that skeleton thing, Battle Bones. here's a review-

"Battle Bones was one of the stranger vehicle toys in the Masters of the Universe line, which is really saying something considering some of the others. The dual-purpose item could be used during playtime battles, but also served as a neat collector's case to help kids keep their figures in one piece. Since the toy was simply two hunks of white plastic, it had an uncharacteristically low retail price. Because of that, nearly every kid who was into He-Man had one of them. All they had to do was figure out what the hell it was supposed to be."

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm just played out on the shlongy related anything...there's more than one uberer and I'm not talking for my sake. Eh, maybe it's just that there's only a few of us left that are regulars...
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1) What is He-Man?
2) Socko is a jelus anfry bicth who wishes he was Shlongy.
3) Fuck you, Sickboyasswipe.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn, I wanted to be He-Man. I already have the wig for it.

I guess I get to be Orko.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sphagnum = Battle Cat

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-27 18:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think hlongy would be Fister because ForensicSlice is already Skeletor.

Not that I have ever heard of EITHER of these two "characters".

What do you have in a Beavis or a Butthead?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-27 13:50:50 CST (#)
Ranking: 0

forensicgirl is already Skeletor.

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i'd rattle her bones!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i would be He-Man

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1zBGW6CdlWo

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm just played out on the shlongy related anything...there's more than one uberer and I'm not talking for my sake. Eh, maybe it's just that there's only a few of us left that are regulars...

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I poop daily!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-27 13:50:50 CST (#)
Ranking: 0

forensicgirl is already Skeletor.

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Quiet, you!

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Chim chim, too

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:54:16 CST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd want to be Racer X so I could nail Trixie.
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Thank Christ you said Trixie and not Spritle or Chim Chim.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd want to be Racer X so I could nail Trixie.

Look it up, I guess.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wanna be She-Ra.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 15:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

PEZ dispensor!!!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

forensicgirl is already Skeletor.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 13:32:21 CST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm just played out on the shlongy related anything...
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Tru-dat. But it was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the spoof comic.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm just played out on the shlongy related anything...there's more than one uberer and I'm not talking for my sake. Eh, maybe it's just that there's only a few of us left that are regulars...

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd be Monica

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

As for me personally, I call dibs on Zodak!


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