I had to leave work early today. (86059 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.39 on 66 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2007-12-26 19:55:40 EST
Not only did I ditch two boxes of stuff I don't need but have to keep in an empty cube that everyone seems to be using to ditch things they don't need but have to keep but I threw a pile of stuff in the recycling bin and picked up my transit pass for January.
Clearly that kind of production boggles the mind and merits an early departure.
Oh I also got this e-mail from a relative of mine. I don't know if this is real, so far there is nothing to indicate that it isn't.
charming aren't they
User Reviews
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-01 12:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-01 12:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
69,000 hits for this piece of raging shit?
YOU CAN RETIRE, YOU'VE ACHIEVED YOUR LIFE'S GOALS.
============
She's movin' on up, to the East side,
to a deluxe apartment in the sky. . .
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-01 12:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
69,000 hits for this piece of raging shit?
YOU CAN RETIRE, YOU'VE ACHIEVED YOUR LIFE'S GOALS.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-01 11:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
?
Everything you ever wanted to know about His_Infernal_Majesty
User id: 32018
Registered on or around: 2007-09-09 16:05:37 EDT
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 20
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0
Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Since Douche-Nozzle McDouchenstein can't speak proper English I figured I'd translate. People at work seem to use his cubicle as a shit box for-just that, shit they don't need, instead of throwing it away. So he did it for them. Oh and by the way, I fucking hate snakes. -2die.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-12-30 11:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
never heard of digg
sorry it wasn't me
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-12-29 19:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Not only did I ditch two boxes of stuff I don't need but have to keep in an empty cube that everyone seems to be using to ditch things they don't need but have to keep but I threw a pile of stuff in the recycling bin and picked up my transit pass for January. " COMPLETLEY INCOHEREANT
This is a rather large, peice of shit. Enjoy the -2!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-29 19:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
speak english
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-29 11:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
5) This is gay
---------------
Tell me about it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-29 11:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This piece of shit is getting 2000 hits per hour.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-29 10:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1) Fuck "Digg"
2) So, loki passed this piece os hit along to "digg"?
c) I am going to link all of my posts to Digg and reach 2 trillion hits
4) Fuck loki, too
5) This is gay
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-29 09:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
by chiefbandit2200 12 hours ago
"but have to keep in an empty cube that everyone seems to be using to ditch things they don't need but have to keep but I threw a pile of stuff in the recycling bin and picked up my transit pass for January."
huh?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-29 09:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THAT is why uber was slow as a bastard yesterday
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-29 09:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.digg.com/odd_stuff/I_had_to_leave_work_early_today
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-29 09:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy www.digg.com
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-29 09:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright...explain to me why this piece of shit has 49000 hits.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-28 20:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Digg is slowing this site down
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-28 11:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-27 14:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-27 13:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There was a racoon in my freind's garage this weekend so we poked it with a stick. it moved to the other side of the shelf it was sitting on and tried to hide it's head. so we poked it with a stick again. as he shambled down off the shelf he looked at us and told us to fuck off with his glaring eyes and then shambled behind the workbench to hide some more. We tried to poke him with a stick again but couldn't find him.
-----------------------
That shit is mean. I'm going to come poke your ass with a stick and see how much you like it.
Next time just fire a warning shot into the air and he'll get the hint.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-27 13:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yup, it happens.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-27 13:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that's probably not all THAT unusual.. i imagine the electrical box has some heat in it.
There was a racoon in my freind's garage this weekend so we poked it with a stick. it moved to the other side of the shelf it was sitting on and tried to hide it's head. so we poked it with a stick again. as he shambled down off the shelf he looked at us and told us to fuck off with his glaring eyes and then shambled behind the workbench to hide some more. We tried to poke him with a stick again but couldn't find him.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-12-27 13:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
As an engineer called upon to inspect the inside of these boxes, I can tell you that the things that will nest inside of a box, from birds to bugs to snakes, is absolutely terrifying. The worst was the roach-infested corpse of a pigeon like something out of freaking Clive Barker.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-27 12:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yup, them'r snakes
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-27 12:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This wasn't a waste of time at all.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-12-27 12:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there are lots of snake posts.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
King Phillip came over for good spaghetti.
Why is that stuck in my head I dunno but otherwise I never would have passed biology.
I thought the little darlings were pit vipers but according to some random site that popped up on google that is the same thing.
agkistrodon piscivorus
Cottonmouth was also a code name for a character in Kill Bill.
The thing about Bhutto is odd but not entirely unpredictable. Neither is getting killed by a tiger.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-12-27 10:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
loki=auto+2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It could have been staged.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-27 08:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
HEY BART, THERE'S A TYPO IN THIS SIMPSONS QUOTE!!!111
"Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I
want to see you both fighting for your parents' love.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa on Ice "
--------
What is misspelled?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I"ve seen 'em as far north as PA and as far south as Alabama
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Used to see them in Missouri when I was a kid.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EI, i heard yer mum's a pro snake wrastler
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wrestled a snake once and won
or was it a worm, ummm
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry lunger, soon as I saw them all bundled like that I figured 'em for Cottonmouths
nasty beasts if you're on the business end of a pissed off one.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn, Muddy.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like cottonmouths to me. Their teeth are folded back (viper) and cottonmouths hold their mouths open when threatened. Not many other snakes do this, if any.
If so, they're fucking huge. As always, I could be wrong. I'd be interested to hear from somebody who knows.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
looks like your standard Cottonmouth
http://www.kentuckysnakes.org/snakes/cottonmouth-full.jpg
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I shall go swimming this evening and see if anything entertaining happens to me......you never know in the world of EI!! Plus its my birthday soon so then there will be a bonus EI adventure!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, Bhutto's been killed.
SHIT. FUCK.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Been there, done that. :) Write us a new tale of your aquatic adventures!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
anyway its far more entertaining to read my christmas story
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113840
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Animal classification 101:
Kingdom > Phylum > Class > Order > Family > Genus > Species
There ya go.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the slimy sneaky kind
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Um...I know that, Em. The question still remains: which species of snake?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's a snake CT you donut, durrr
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-27 09:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Any herpetologists around here recognize that species? I'm curious.
(Where's TTOM when you need him?)
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-27 08:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
HEY BART, THERE'S A TYPO IN THIS SIMPSONS QUOTE!!!111
"Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I
want to see you both fighting for your parents' love.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa on Ice "
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-27 07:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
These are like my posts and deserve this rating.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-27 05:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 03:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
urgggh snakes are rubbish
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-27 03:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We get snakes here in TO. There's lots of parks. All Gardners though. I remember back in grade eight we found them in the ravine behind our school, and someone put one in the girl's bathroom. True story.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-12-27 00:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we only got boring snakes up here like garder snakes and bull snakes... nothing poisonous
you hardly notice them till the cat finds one and fuckes it up or when mowing the lawn you see a wave of them getthe hell out of dodge
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I recently got back from visiting my sister and her husband in Washington State. I stayed for four days with them and their large assortment of animals, including a 7-foot long python named Jones. She resides in a tank in the corner of the living room, which, though locked, she has escaped from "a few times". Pleasant.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:49:49 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to go lock myself in the bathroom and scream for a while
-------------
I'm going to lock myself in mine and shudder.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-26 22:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
black on black sex crimes are getting out of hand
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-26 21:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
awwwwwww.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-12-26 21:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...I've opened up one of those to find an entire bee colony, with the entire inside covered in honeycombs.
and then an arab dude, who's yard it was in, lit it on fire.
His TV didn't work after that.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I had to move a woodpile at our campsite last summer that had no less than 30 assorted snakes in it.
It went something like: Move a log, jump back, kill snake with shovel, flip corpse away, repeat.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I would wig the fuck out if I went to work on some fucking electrical box and it hissed at me before I opened it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to go lock myself in the bathroom and scream for a while
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Cut a hole in a box
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BE CAREEEFULLL, LOOOKIE, SCCHLONNGY WILL STARTTT CALLIN' YOU BUBBBBAAAA!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH YEAH, ONE MORE THING.
AFTER YOU LEFT, YOUR CO-WORKERS HAD A BIG FUCKING PARTY WHERE THEY COULD TALK ABOUT WHAT AN ANNOYING PIECE OF WORK YOU ARE.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-26 20:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS VITAL BIT OF INFORMATION WASN'T ALL OVER CNN OR FOX NEWS.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2007-12-26 19:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
WE GOTS TO GET DEES MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES OUT DIS MOTHERFUCKIN' BOX!!!