Okay I Normally Don't Post Hardcore Pornography But I Had To Make An Exception In This Case (NSFW Obviously) (5463 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2007-12-18 04:05:35 EST
The link is pornography. I don't recommend watching it at work unless you are into that sort of thing.
http://www.redtube.com/8072
The girl is trying to win over a dude by making a video of herself masturbating.
It's hard to watch.
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Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-05-07 23:41:47 EDT (#)
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LOL, If only i wasn't at work.
Youtube is blocked... redtube though? Hmmmm =/
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-18 07:55:00 EST (#)
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hahahahahaha
"This could be you that I'm pressing against, Matt! You and me...together forever...until I poison your food and chop your body into thirteen pieces because I love you."
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-18 03:20:00 EST (#)
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silly me, instead she just moved on and immediately started dating a new guy. I think she's only happy at the start of relationships though, so more power to her i guess.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-20 11:27:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-20 11:26:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-20 01:29:34 EST (#)
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SHE KNOWS HOW TO SUCK A LINTEL
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-19 17:55:01 EST (#)
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I could see my girlfriend doing this if I left her.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-19 13:56:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-19 06:30:19 EST (#)
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that's a damn nice house.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-12-19 05:15:00 EST (#)
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The best part of the internet reveals itself right here....
That video will never die. It will never go away. Somewhere, on some piece of magnetic tape or external hard drive or DVD porn collection- that clip will continue to exist. (Unless of course Futrama is accurate and the second coming of jesus will erase all magnetic storage sometime in the future). But that aside, if she finds someone else, moves to another country, gets a new job, moves on in life; or whatever she does. There's always a chance someone she comes in contact with has seen her finger her twat.
Gotta love that. Kinda makes me smile.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-19 00:31:24 EST (#)
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Psychotic but she's got a good body.
I almost lost in when she licked the door frame.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-12-18 22:01:01 EST (#)
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I reckon Matt's gay.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:42:47 EST (#)
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holy shit!
that was freaking awesome.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-18 21:08:45 EST (#)
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Mulka Bore humour below
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:45:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:27:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:22:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:03:45 EST (#)
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Hey rad, what's the deal with slamming me on that one chick's post about cutting? That was an honest opinion, man.
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that 'chick' is an alter rainman. for a geology student you're pretty dumb. I can just see you on a dig, standing it a trench and looking for some ancient ruin. "THERE'S NOTHING HERE EXCEPT FOR THE TELLTALE SIGNS OF SOME WALL RUNNING EAST/WEST ALONG THAT SIDE OF THE TRENCH THAT APPEARS TO JOIN WITH ANOTHER RUNNING THAT WAY. AND JUST THIS STUPID CERAMIC POT WITH SOME GUYS IN SKIRTS ON IT. [throws pot away on mound of dirt]. THIS HAS BEEN A COMPLETE WASTE OF FUCKING TIME, LIKE THAT TIME WE TRIED TO FIND THE PYRAMIDS AMONGST ALL THOSE POINTY MOUNTAINS. LET'S TRY FURTHER UP."
have a christmas +2 rad.
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Oh, okay. I'm getting shit for paying attention to an alter. Should'a known better, yeah.
That was one of the best insults I've been dealt here yet. AWESOME.
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<blush>
thank you
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:27:28 EST (#)
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omg, look at 1:35. PERFECT shot of her ironing board. now that's my kind of woman. wait nevermind.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:27:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:22:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:03:45 EST (#)
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Hey rad, what's the deal with slamming me on that one chick's post about cutting? That was an honest opinion, man.
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that 'chick' is an alter rainman. for a geology student you're pretty dumb. I can just see you on a dig, standing it a trench and looking for some ancient ruin. "THERE'S NOTHING HERE EXCEPT FOR THE TELLTALE SIGNS OF SOME WALL RUNNING EAST/WEST ALONG THAT SIDE OF THE TRENCH THAT APPEARS TO JOIN WITH ANOTHER RUNNING THAT WAY. AND JUST THIS STUPID CERAMIC POT WITH SOME GUYS IN SKIRTS ON IT. [throws pot away on mound of dirt]. THIS HAS BEEN A COMPLETE WASTE OF FUCKING TIME, LIKE THAT TIME WE TRIED TO FIND THE PYRAMIDS AMONGST ALL THOSE POINTY MOUNTAINS. LET'S TRY FURTHER UP."
have a christmas +2 rad.
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Oh, okay. I'm getting shit for paying attention to an alter. Should'a known better, yeah.
That was one of the best insults I've been dealt here yet. AWESOME.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:26:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:15:39 EST (#)
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There is no way that girl is 18.
yeah she's probably like 22
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:22:55 EST (#)
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OMG be my BOYfriend O.M.F.G. i'm a GIRL be my BOYFRIEND OMG. K ima show u my VAGINA, HOW YOU LIKE THAT, IT BLEEDS ONCE A MONTH FUCKER. NOW BE MY BOYFRIEND OMG, im a GIRL omg
Women......
+1, I came.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:22:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:03:45 EST (#)
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Hey rad, what's the deal with slamming me on that one chick's post about cutting? That was an honest opinion, man.
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that 'chick' is an alter rainman. for a geology student you're pretty dumb. I can just see you on a dig, standing it a trench and looking for some ancient ruin. "THERE'S NOTHING HERE EXCEPT FOR THE TELLTALE SIGNS OF SOME WALL RUNNING EAST/WEST ALONG THAT SIDE OF THE TRENCH THAT APPEARS TO JOIN WITH ANOTHER RUNNING THAT WAY. AND JUST THIS STUPID CERAMIC POT WITH SOME GUYS IN SKIRTS ON IT. [throws pot away on mound of dirt]. THIS HAS BEEN A COMPLETE WASTE OF FUCKING TIME, LIKE THAT TIME WE TRIED TO FIND THE PYRAMIDS AMONGST ALL THOSE POINTY MOUNTAINS. LET'S TRY FURTHER UP."
have a christmas +2 rad.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:17:20 EST (#)
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hey rad
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113815
I included the Rogue for you
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:15:39 EST (#)
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There is no way that girl is 18.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-18 20:03:45 EST (#)
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Hey rad, what's the deal with slamming me on that one chick's post about cutting? That was an honest opinion, man.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-18 19:21:56 EST (#)
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This is hilarious, but that's the kind of girl who will burn your house down because you were mean to her in a dream.
On a side note, I never realized how many hot 45-year-old women who love showing their perfect tits there are in Bloomington. I always see them in Adult Friend Finder thumbnails but I never see them at the one fucking Wal Mart in town.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-18 18:25:46 EST (#)
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Seen it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-18 16:04:11 EST (#)
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I would have, at least temporarily.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:40:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:13:58 PST (#)
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............plus, it never works. the six guys I made videos like this for never ended up marrying me. I wonder why???
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I would like an email of those videos, please.
You do get the whole fist in, right? Might not be worth watching otherwise.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:36:36 EST (#)
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After reading the play by play I realise I have seen it.
A long time ago
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:13:58 EST (#)
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............plus, it never works. the six guys I made videos like this for never ended up marrying me. I wonder why???
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:11:33 EST (#)
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"you can have it all--the whole package"
hahaha
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:05:48 EST (#)
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"matt, don't give up so easily, i don't want to lose you."
don't think matt was ever interested sweet cheeks, and plowing your fingers into yourself on camera just makes you look like a psycho.
i can't believe girls do this shit and think desperation=hotness.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:34:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 18:14:21 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 08:10:54 EST (#)
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I don't see what is so wrong with her.
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you are joking right?
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As always.:)
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:34:00 EST (#)
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stinking link is blocked by my big important company....:(
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:30:31 EST (#)
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I don't click links, Caulincourt has ruined it for me.
However, that picture is so fucking cool. I'm laughing as i'm typing. i like it when the simple things amuse me.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 13:14:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 08:10:54 EST (#)
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I don't see what is so wrong with her.
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you are joking right?
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-12-18 13:14:07 EST (#)
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oh that poor poor confused girl
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:45:32 EST (#)
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She would be fun until she went crazy and set your dog on fire...
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-18 12:13:52 EST (#)
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Method's Mom once made a similar video, except while she was masturbating there were eight black guys jerking off on her and she was also blowing a pony.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-18 11:36:43 EST (#)
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I can't turn my computer off...it's too gooey.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-12-18 11:06:12 EST (#)
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that wasn't hard to watch at all...
until I blew my load all over my computer desk. then I turned the video off.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-18 10:07:55 EST (#)
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what cheers??
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-18 10:03:11 EST (#)
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I was hard when I watched.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-18 08:43:17 EST (#)
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I'm not clicking on that.
Just thought I'd say hi. Hi!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-12-18 08:40:18 EST (#)
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they remixed it a few years ago adding some choir music for dramatic effect...its quite amusing
i bet shed give the kind of tantric sex that john cusac was imagining his gf having with that guy in high fidelity
but she is nuttier than a squirrel turd and those girls arethe kind thatll skin your pets and rub your feces on their faces if you ever forgot to flush
we dont need the "fatal attraction/vanilla sky" types
just tell yourself they have stds.... lots and lots of aids and stuff
or fuck them stupid before moving to another state
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-18 08:10:54 EST (#)
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I don't see what is so wrong with her.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-18 07:53:52 EST (#)
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Thanks, come again.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-18 07:45:00 EST (#)
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still doing Google Friendly titles eh?
at hitwhore till the end radley.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-18 07:41:47 EST (#)
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,317202,00.html
10 year olds...TERRIFYING!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-18 06:37:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 05:07:52 EST (#)
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Surely you've fucked a complete lunatic in your time? It's awesome fun.
*******
not if they find out where you work and end up getting.......
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-18 05:18:12 EST (#)
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I once pretended to a girl that I was Portuguese and called Julius. I rambled on, sounding vaguely Spanish with rapid hand movements.
I told her that she was as beautiful as the sun in my own made up Portuguese language.
I was so romantic, oh those were heady days.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 05:18:00 EST (#)
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sadly I learned this the hard way
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 05:15:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 10:12:41 GMT (#)
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until they show up at your parents house looking for you because you have avoided their calls for half an afternoon
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You're not supposed to give them your number!!!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-18 05:14:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 02:04:06 PST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-18 10:00:35 GMT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 01:16:30 PST (#)
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she is telling this dude in a whiny voice how much she loves him and that he is giving up a lot by not being with her while she is plugging herself with her fingers.
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This description just seems to tell me that I shouldn't click on any of these links.
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It's worth watching for the comedy value. Plus, by the end of it you'll be wondering why the fuck Matt isn't banging the shit out of her, despite her obvious mental problems.
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I'll take your word for it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 05:12:41 EST (#)
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until they show up at your parents house looking for you because you have avoided their calls for half an afternoon
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 05:07:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 10:06:55 GMT (#)
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or is smart
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Surely you've fucked a complete lunatic in your time? It's awesome fun.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 05:06:55 EST (#)
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or is smart
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 05:06:42 EST (#)
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oh, matt is clearly hitting for the other team
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 05:04:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-18 10:00:35 GMT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 01:16:30 PST (#)
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she is telling this dude in a whiny voice how much she loves him and that he is giving up a lot by not being with her while she is plugging herself with her fingers.
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This description just seems to tell me that I shouldn't click on any of these links.
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It's worth watching for the comedy value. Plus, by the end of it you'll be wondering why the fuck Matt isn't banging the shit out of her, despite her obvious mental problems.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-18 05:00:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 01:16:30 PST (#)
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she is telling this dude in a whiny voice how much she loves him and that he is giving up a lot by not being with her while she is plugging herself with her fingers.
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This description just seems to tell me that I shouldn't click on any of these links.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 04:59:38 EST (#)
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:(
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 04:19:49 EST (#)
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While this is hilarious, it's also fucking ancient.
The first time I saw it I was concerned that she'd get splinters in her vageen.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-18 04:17:27 EST (#)
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oh....i cant wait to get home
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 04:16:51 EST (#)
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then she humps the door jamb
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 04:16:30 EST (#)
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she is telling this dude in a whiny voice how much she loves him and that he is giving up a lot by not being with her while she is plugging herself with her fingers.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-18 04:08:13 EST (#)
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I do want to look, maybe someone could describe the escapades to me.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-12-18 04:07:31 EST (#)
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Good faith +2, now to watch
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-18 04:07:24 EST (#)
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