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Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Sex Bop (Whipping Out the Juice...Interrupted) (1343 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 1.14 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-12-17 16:21:54 EST





ALS SB (WOTJ...I).mp3 (1 MB) [audio/mpeg]

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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-26 02:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MCDLIOMFGHYKLLL

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-19 19:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-19 18:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's not a link. It's a sound file

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potatos, potahtoes

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-19 18:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's not a link. It's a sound file.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-19 17:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck. Yeah.
I loves you so much...

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-12-19 17:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was different, which is good, but it got a little tedious.

I would prefer to hear it in the author's voice unless the subject matter lends itself specifically to the robotic point of view, Origami-san.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-12-19 06:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Liked what I heard, couldn't place the whole ALS reference.

My brother died of ALS and he was watching you together with your granny!!


Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-18 16:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Odd. I was considering taking a turn and submitting a few new poems in audio format, to offer another way of seeing them besides words on a screen.



I would like that.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Odd. I was considering taking a turn and submitting a few new poems in audio format, to offer another way of seeing them besides words on a screen. I'll consider your vote on that motion a negative one.

And whatever - no harm and all that. I'd rather know what someone thinks than not. And we're just talking here.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-18 15:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

umm, didn't bart make another website for that kind of stuff?

fair enough you made it yourself, brilliant, awesome, bouquet of roses. I just still hate posts with nothing but a link.

like i said, nuthin personal.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It's not something I found, toe, it's what I made.

Presenting audio is the same as presenting text. It's actually less work for you since all it involves is clicking a mouse button and letting the speakers/headphones do the rest.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-18 14:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nuthin personal, I just hate posts that are just links.

just because you find it interesting, doesn't mean that everyone else needs to see it. That's what your 'real life' friends are for.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-12-18 10:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow. just wow.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-12-18 09:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Tera Patrick.



And yes, your grandmother is watching you from heaven ...


AND she is VERY disappointed.


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-18 09:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-18 09:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OMG OMG ITS SUSIE

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-12-18 09:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I bet she gives great helmet."

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-18 07:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"The only thing we have to do is keep talking." - Stephen Hawking (on a Pink Floyd track)

OK, if you don't have a Mac, what program are you using to get the voice?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-18 01:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-17 20:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

'fraid so.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-17 20:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-17 19:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-17 19:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-17 19:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

billy bob will not say that word

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-17 17:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I gave up after about 2 minutes, once I realized it wasn't even halfway over with.

Good grief....day job.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 17:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

but fails again.

:(

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 17:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha, Uniter wants to be funny.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-17 17:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha.

needs a french canadian accent.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-17 17:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What a coincidence. I was just..

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

ahahaha

scourge wants to be orgasmatron when he grows up

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

meant a +2

sorry.

i know you care.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha

this hawkings-esque man went far longer, i'm sure, than the average uber fellow could. by the time he got to granny, they would be putting out their post-coital butt and wondering where the hell they'd put their other arm if the chick decided to stay the night.

(and why would she with a lackluster performance like that? i mean, she was barely getting into it when he shot a rope of his goods across her ass. it's not like the prospects for the morning are any good anyway)

and why didn't she just get herself into the game when he was eating at the Y, anyway, he wonders? he was going to town for like, 20 minutes, down there, and she was barely bucking those hips. couldn't be his 'skillz.' awww, hell no. he could teach a lesbian new tricks.

just get the fuck out bitch. i didn't wanna wake up with a tingly, useless arm anyway.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Exactly, Uniter. Exactly.

Poor guy.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?leisur01.wav=leisure

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

mp3's are blocked

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Sucks for you, Au Bon Pain.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just KNEW there would be a "TABARNAK" at the end of that as soon as I heard the audio start up.

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It's the only way to end these, really.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

mp3's are blocked

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVED this.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah comment, I don't give a damn what anybody else thinks. I liked it.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just KNEW there would be a "TABARNAK" at the end of that as soon as I heard the audio start up.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-17 16:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

ummm... no comment?


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