Canadian Television is fucked up (2539 hits)
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Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2007-12-14 10:50:36 EST
Haha I posted a bunch of links that will probably anger several, or perhaps all of you for some reason!
What the fuck is wrong with you Canadians? This is absolutely brilliant stuff. The black girl at my job is traumatized because of this, thank you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUu0lVN6Nhw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Z8xxWhh5k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5kiz7GhJt0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_LWq88H5I
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-12-18 13:39:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-18 01:32:10 EST (#)
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HOORAY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-12-16 19:57:47 EST (#)
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TV needs more violence.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-16 12:48:01 EST (#)
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Fuck Canada.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-16 12:47:51 EST (#)
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Canadian television is boring as shit, that only get on TV because of government regulations.
Corner Gas? Please.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-12-16 12:44:01 EST (#)
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i listen to O and A too
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-16 11:35:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-16 11:35:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-16 10:04:44 EST (#)
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I've seen the chef one on TV around here, but they haven't brought the rest down to the US. I really hope they start showing the chick falling off the ladder one. That's fucking sweet.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-15 23:16:18 EST (#)
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Caul, This is how we deal with domestic violence in Australia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvBKlBhfgPc&feature=related
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-15 23:14:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-15 12:45:13 EST (#)
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ROFL TWICE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXxUSolUcdM&feature=related
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-15 12:41:59 EST (#)
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ROFL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugTeOz7rsgE&feature=related
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Domestic violence is all fun and games until someone loses a custody.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-15 17:41:45 EST (#)
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OH MY F-ING GOD THIS IS AWESOME.
when that chef lady slipped and fell i lost it. i'm in tears. this shit is hilarious!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-15 12:45:13 EST (#)
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ROFL TWICE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXxUSolUcdM&feature=related
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-15 12:41:59 EST (#)
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ROFL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugTeOz7rsgE&feature=related
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-15 12:09:21 EST (#)
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I'm canadian and I see those on TV all the time. The one with the black welder (or whatever he is) is a little bit funny, but the best are openly disturbing, and these are infomercials from an important organization, bein aired on every television channel except maybe the Cartoon Network. The one with the chef is actually graphically scary, if you pause it where it shows her face after she's been burned :s
The one with the ladder was the worst because it's not a matter of a 2nd person steadying the ladder, it's a matter of her overreaching her centre of balance.
The last one is just dumb.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-15 11:47:33 EST (#)
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Trust a bunch of syrup-guzzling hockey lovers to come with something that fucked up. The first was the funniest, really. The rest were too disturbing to openly laugh at.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-15 05:43:59 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ssnZS3-1kY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-eiLV2iUKQ
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-12-15 03:23:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-14 23:15:36 EST (#)
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YUO GET A JUNO FOR BEST POST
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-15 02:44:38 EST (#)
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SHOW MORE EFFORT.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-12-15 01:59:36 EST (#)
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i think they should end them all with the words "skate it off."
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-14 23:15:36 EST (#)
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YUO GET A JUNO FOR BEST POST
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2007-12-14 20:32:56 EST (#)
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i got center ice this year to watch more hockey and i have seen the cook one on tv. they played it during a sens game. fucking cool
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-14 18:40:25 EST (#)
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Holy shit that was so cool.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2007-12-14 17:00:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-12-14 16:42:19 EST (#)
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I've never seen these on TV or anything, I wonder if they're just internet ads or what.
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They were on TV a short while back. Haven't seen one in a while, so I assume they pulled the plug on this campaign for a bit.
And if anyone wants to see hilarious Canadian television, watch cbc's "here and now: newfoundland and labrador". This will be the funniest news show you've ever seen because they're actually serious about the mundane things they talk about.
http://www.cbc.ca/hereandnownl/
I think you can watch some of it there.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-12-14 16:42:19 EST (#)
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Those are really graphic. I've never seen these on TV or anything, I wonder if they're just internet ads or what. I have heard equivalent radio ads, but the mood is much more somber and there's no explosions or people screaming.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-12-14 16:35:46 EST (#)
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That first one scared the shit out of me
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-14 16:35:44 EST (#)
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Fuckin' Canadians, eh?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-14 16:35:06 EST (#)
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EEEP.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-14 15:45:18 EST (#)
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These sort of remind me of Dead Like Me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 14:21:40 EST (#)
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Apollo, pik yer owhn fights, fayg.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-14 14:00:27 EST (#)
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I'd love to live in a place with no accidents.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-14 13:54:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:30:42 CST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:26:18 EST (#)
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Caul, what's funny? My bloodlines are pure but to this country I'm 3rd generation.
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do yourself a favor and don't ever talk about this again, you fucking joke."""
Seconded.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-14 13:44:48 EST (#)
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Ha, you watch Canadian Television.
Fag.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:30:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:26:18 EST (#)
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Caul, what's funny? My bloodlines are pure but to this country I'm 3rd generation.
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do yourself a favor and don't ever talk about this again, you fucking joke.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:26:18 EST (#)
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Shlongy...then you'd realize that: "I can only imagine how much effort it take Johnny Tardski" is A) not Engrish and B)not funny. Try again.
Caul, what's funny? My bloodlines are pure but to this country I'm 3rd generation. Actually, don't answer that because then we'll turn this post into yet ANOTHER gay bickering fest. I'm off to play with dicks...and I'm not talking about men named Richard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:21:37 EST (#)
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I checked them, sico; Nothing wrong with mine.
They're outstanding, as usual.
Yours? Often times unintelligible jibberish.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:19:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:17:54 EST (#)
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Caul, 3rd generation.
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OMFG! are you fucking kidding me?
lol
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:18:17 EST (#)
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the ladder one was awesome
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:17:54 EST (#)
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Caul, 3rd generation.
Shlongy, if you are going to make fun of my reviews you should probably check yours, dust bunny.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:16:20 EST (#)
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Not a post
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:08:44 EST (#)
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Are you shitting me?
I can only imagine how much effort it take Johnny Tardski there to type out his three line sentences.
He probably needs to be toweled off after each review he leaves.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:08:42 EST (#)
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hahahahahaah
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:05:52 EST (#)
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actually, i didn't.
i know your great-great-great-great grand father was italian and that you're ESL, but please, make an effort.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:05:04 EST (#)
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hahah, probability...fuck off, you know what I meant, francogreaser
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:03:37 EST (#)
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give me a probably of seeing"""
speak english, nigger.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:03:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:02:54 EST (#)
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probably not, that would require effort
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 12:02:14 EST (#)
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Yo, give me a probably of seeing another comic with the name provided below..
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:58:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:53:50 EST (#)
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I saw a couple of driving safety videos in Ireland that were pretty fucked up. I don't really want to find them or anything.
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Reading this made me giggle for some reason.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:58:23 EST (#)
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Quint- my favorite reviewer, besides the obvious - myself.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:55:27 EST (#)
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Your mother is Canadian.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:53:50 EST (#)
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I saw a couple of driving safety videos in Ireland that were pretty fucked up. I don't really want to find them or anything.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:51:27 EST (#)
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Uh oh...I spy another Method Comics Presents coming on.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:49:07 EST (#)
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stfu Geriatro, Online Avenger of the Elderly
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:48:21 EST (#)
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Did apollo steal your User name and password?
This blows.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:44:00 EST (#)
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wow, i just managed to see the ads on WSIB website.
ontarians have more budget than us. hahahahah, the one with the cook tripping is hilarious.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:38:15 EST (#)
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2nd one down..... FUCKING AWESOME.
I'm sending this one to The Husband. His cooks will piss themselves laughing.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:35:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:20:22 EST (#)
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Rhymen: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qnENCYgZo6g
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Haha. That's the one! I dont know why I didn't check youtube first instead of searching through old forum boards.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:31:00 EST (#)
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lol http://www.saaq.gouv.qc.ca/annee_securite/references/070126_cafrappe.wmv
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:26:33 EST (#)
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Ice missle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfBp2QYOIbc
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:25:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:00:30 EST (#)
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Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
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No Sir. I do not know anything about any money laundering sir.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:20:22 EST (#)
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Rhymen: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qnENCYgZo6g
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:19:34 EST (#)
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Who knew being in the Ukranian Army could make you so hot or that the music was this fucking awesome?
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/84036/detail/
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:19:07 EST (#)
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I cant find the link, but a couple years ago I saw this german safety video where everyone just gets destroyed/cut in half/burned/beaten/bruised/decapitated/etc.. If I can find the link I'll share it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:09:34 EST (#)
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aha I thought it was real for a second
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:07:49 EST (#)
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there u go: http://www.tagtele.com/videos/voir/378/1/
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:03:50 EST (#)
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"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Bye Bye RBO 2006"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:03:01 EST (#)
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the second one was fucking traumatic.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:02:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:54:04 EST (#)
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Its the WSIB Public Service Announcements on work safety, not a show
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oh yes, "shock publicity"...
i think quebec and ontario started this.
since i'm a kid, i've seen those for work accidents, road accidents and some crimes like domestic violence (i think the WSIB has an equivalent).
when i get home perhaps i can link you to the quebec versions who are just as graphic. here's a parody: http://youtube.com/watch?v=RvNYXdOKgk0&mode=related&search= lol :-P
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:00:40 EST (#)
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Without you, batman, I would never have seen these.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-14 11:00:30 EST (#)
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Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:58:50 EST (#)
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Who are you again?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:57:42 EST (#)
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stfu you abomination
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:56:09 EST (#)
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you're sicilian right?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:55:58 EST (#)
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method hates his own people :( how sad.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:55:10 EST (#)
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The second one down is fucking brilliant.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:54:40 EST (#)
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Those were great.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:54:04 EST (#)
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Its the WSIB Public Service Announcements on work safety, not a show
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:53:59 EST (#)
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racism +2
my taxi driver this morning: "i'm not racist, but godamn i hate niggers and towelheads!"
lol
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:53:18 EST (#)
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what show is this? i can't watch utube at work
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:53:08 EST (#)
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racist.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:52:03 EST (#)
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I don't know why I felt the need to classify her as black, I'm so sorry
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-14 10:51:53 EST (#)
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