Holy Crap. (1053 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 0.87 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2007-11-22 02:45:56 EST
HOLLYWOOD HAS GONE BATSHIT INSANE.
What's next? RazorCock?
Sweet fucking Lordy Lord.
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/11/teeth_poster_trailer_deadly_la.php
http://www.teethmovie.com
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 09:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ten bucks says the "screenwriter" stopped by Ubersite and was inspired by Noonie's amazing teeth-heavy vajay, and decided to be a strap hack, steal the idea, and work it into his script.
I demand we insist Noonie get some royalties from this movie.
Shit, or does her vagina have a toenail? I can never remember.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-25 13:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is real?
for fucks sake.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-25 12:59:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-25 12:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-25 01:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, the good thing is, she won't be able to pass that on genetically
I'd let her bite me, btw
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-23 13:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need pictures I can masticate to
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-22 11:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They should rename the movie Attack Of the Killer Labiae.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-22 11:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And this my friends is why I don't watch TV.
I have also lost interest in WATCHING movies.
Time to write and produce. (yes is serious, working out details, and certain uber authors will be contacted for options on their stories)
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-22 10:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not me, brother. My wife was into that shit. But she only met a few of those fuckers (including, to my continued amazement, SB). HA weren't around much at the time in the Midwest. She associated with IH, since we're talking code. She was a bad girl. I make sure to punish her regularly for it. Well, not as much as before.
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the 81 opened a fresh chapter here in prague two years ago, also the nomads are present.
only 12 members now, but growing. dont seem as scary as the north american ones.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for her. Violence breeds violence.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-22 07:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1195732373682311282
Tribute!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Am i being a too-cool-for-everything fag here or has Hollywood seriously sucked shit since, like:
Face/off, Con Air, The Rock, The Big Lebowski and Bad Boys 1.
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no, youre just older.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A minge that has columns? Is it Scottish?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 06:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This will no doubts be heralded as the new 'Sex Education' video by our government in an attempt to appeal to youngsters and stop them breeding at age 13
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A little from column A, a little more from column B.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you see the toothy minge or is it left to the viewers imagination (vagination)?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:49:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:49:55 GMT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Strangely I am so interested in seeing this film
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Me too. My rationale is 'morbid curiosity/chance to see some boobs and a hungry ghoen.'
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Seriously chaps, it's not that good.
**Spoiler below**
The best bit is when she bites a guys balls off with her toothy minge.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That looks like a pile of crap.
Oddly enough, it was the idea of the vagina dentata that led to this oddity...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96755
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I were to get killed by a monster, I would want it to be a vagina monster.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Strangely I am so interested in seeing this film
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Me too. My rationale is 'morbid curiosity/chance to see some boobs and a hungry ghoen.'
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Am i being a too-cool-for-everything fag here or has Hollywood seriously sucked shit since, like:
Face/off, Con Air, The Rock, The Big Lebowski and Bad Boys 1.
What've we had recently? Sin City... uhh... Batman Begins was OK, and the new Bond. 3 movies in 5 years!?!!?!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen it. It's not very good.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm, ok. That is a strange film.
Hmmm.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Strangely I am so interested in seeing this film, hahahahaha.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wildman - which town? HA? I think I'm slow today. :(
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i was talking to gish about the last time i was in SA...which is a REAL good story that continued on the way back to here and then ended here
no association type situation, just an unbelievable small world story
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i fucked her.
luckily i took about a dozen viagra beforehand, just to see what would happen.
anyone know a good dentist?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 04:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, it may be boring and all, but she gave up that lifestyle when she met me. I'm boring. But she's still alive, where most of her old friends are dead.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not me, brother. My wife was into that shit. But she only met a few of those fuckers (including, to my continued amazement, SB). HA weren't around much at the time in the Midwest. She associated with IH, since we're talking code. She was a bad girl. I make sure to punish her regularly for it. Well, not as much as before.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
whoops! for gish, below
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
have you ever been to that HA owned "hardware" store in town?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Erich Neumann relays one such myth in which "A meat-eating fish inhabits the vagina of the Terrible Mother..."
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Hahahahaha
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignore my last review. I think I was right the first time.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Freud. Jung. Whatever.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, well, boxing is nice and all, BUT WHAT ABOTU THE FILM WITH THE GIRL WITH THE SHARK-TOOTHED FANNY?????
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No. Shit.
I hope you've been writing that shit down.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
one of these days, i'll have to tell you about the time I spent 10 hours with him including a 30 minute private audience
it was just.....Wow!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have almost all of Cassius Clays fights on tape, and I was just watching that one.
My favorite is: The Rumble In The Jungle, which I watched in an auditorium.
I made so much fucking $, betting with the smokes, that I barely made it out of the place alive.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And Jim Beam is like honeydew vine water.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's weird. I was thinking recently about what was my earliest memory. I'm thinking it might have been the Frazier - Ali fight of 1971. Frazier won that one, you'll recall.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-22 03:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jim Beam is some rough shit and should only be used on hunting trips.
Down goes Frazier!!!
Down goes Frazier!!!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-22 02:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-22 02:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of my many interests about which I know very little but am willing to speak at great length is the topic of World Mythology. I can only say, given my present state, that the toothed vagina is a common motif in traditional mythologies. I think Freud wo...no...the other guy...Jung...would say it has something to do with the universally experienced but individually forgotten pain of childbirth. I have no idea what I'm talking about and I started the night of with Jack Daniels because the liquor store forgot to order Jim Beam. Fuckers. I could have bought Wild Turkey, but it's kind of expensive, like Jack Daniels, but not as quite. And besides, Frank Sinatra really liked Jack Daniels.