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Soooooooo, you thought you didn't have to pay me? (1001 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 0.07 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Wildman (View user info) at 2007-11-15 22:05:00 EST


Dear Barry,

You should know, by now, that I ain't no punk and could'a done time, here at Club Fed in Dublin, Ca. standing on my head.

But just like you...I gotta get paid!

You keep telling me; The check's in the mail bro!, but I haven't seen shit in my "special" offshore account.

So listen up Bonds, I walked out a here an hour ago.

Enjoy your 5 count federal indictment, you cheap punk.




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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

dublin, CA? seriously? I could sneeze on you.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-18 10:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-16 14:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's hoping he and OJ are dead and never appear in the fucking media again.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-16 13:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's hoping he and OJ are cellmates.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-16 12:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I tried to care...so I read the news
Nothing came out
sorry

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-16 08:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The fuck? Back story please.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-16 05:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bail Bonds. That's funny.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-16 04:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You think he could get a suit to fit him

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-16 04:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

A chav in a cheap suit! No idea what that text is about.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-16 02:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Like a dog after the surgery.

Licking, but nothing's there.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-16 00:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7452894

"Bonds is charged with four counts of perjury and one count of obstruction of justice. He is accused of obstructing justice both by committing perjury and by giving "evasive and misleading testimony," which would be testimony that is not necessarily false but which consisted of half-truths and was intended to throw the prosecution off the trail."

I hope he gets EFFED IN THE A

he could face up to 30 years I hear.


That is grand news

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-11-15 22:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bonds for perjury and obstruction.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-15 22:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what's he being arrested for again?

I didn't catch the whole news story; plus, I get all my information about the outside world from uber site, so this is somewhat necessary.


Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad
so other kids will like you better?

Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?

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