NSFW - The Dark Art of 'Valiant'. (With A Vibrator.) (2260 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.4 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2007-11-15 09:47:54 EST
No idea who 'Valiant' is, but he's got some freakin' incredible renderings.
So if you feel like killing time, have a gander. If you're feeling even more playful, then try this - I want to see what happens if everyone finishes off their review with 'with a vibrator.'
It's, um, an experiment.
Have a fun Phuza Thursday, I'm off to the bar...
- phuzzy.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-18 10:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-16 20:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this better than I like a haggardly fat bitch with a vibrator.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-16 15:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
With a vibrator.
Submitted by ralphyboy (user info) at 2007-11-16 11:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lotsa white space.....with a vibrator
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-11-16 02:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's all good ,but i like the coca-cola chick.
and since we're into plagerizin' here's a little poem fer ya.
Larger than life, sharper than a knife,
Ever ready for the time,
Slick and smooth I'm bound to improve your mood,
And make you feel fine,
Reach for me, I'm ready and how
I'm really starting to buzz,
Your feeling comes, I'm starting to hum,
I can do it like nothing else does,
You're never alone when I'm around
You can always rely on me,
I'm a friend, my love won't bend,
And that I can guarantee,
Straight and true and all for you,
I'm so eager to please,
Stick with me and I'll keep you free,
From any nasty disease,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
Check my heart before you start,
I don't wanna blow no fuse,
New battery, is that for me?
That's something I could really use,
Power surge I get the urge,
To do my legendary thing,
The stars in your eyes don't tell no lies,
I know your bells are starting to ring,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
Vibrator! Vibrator!
Wasn't that good, now wasn't that nice?
Now see we get along real fine,
I knew I was the stud for you,
When you came for the second time,
Clean me up, put me away,
You know you need the rest,
I'll be here when next you need me,
I've never ever failed the test,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
I'm a Vibrator,
And I'll never ever break your heart
your end
Wasn't that good, now wasn't that nice?
Now see we get along real fine,
I knew I was the boy for you,
When you came for the second time,
Clean me up, put me away,
You know you need the rest,
I'll be here when next you need me,
I've never ever failed the test,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
I'm a Vibrator,
And I'll never ever break your heart
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-16 02:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not a big fan of fat chicks who get cold easily is he?
Submitted by jared.melton (user info) at 2007-11-16 02:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-15 10:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No comment with a vibrator.
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Damnit.
Submitted by jared.melton (user info) at 2007-11-16 02:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment with a vibrator.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-11-15 23:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-15 12:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-11-15 11:11:37 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminds me of Heavy Metal. Uh, with a vibrator.
oh my god, what the fuck?! doesn't anyone fucking read?!
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My apologies, i don't waste time at work reading replies very often, as nowadays it's like listening to teenage girls from opposing cliques. Now that i'm sitting on the toilet with my laptop, I have a few minutes to kill.
That being said, I'm sorry that I unknowingly took credit for your reference.
Though in my defense, you didn't mention the blue pubic hair.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-15 21:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was playing circle of death the other night and one of the rules we came up with was that everything we said had to end in my pussy.
these are really good with a vibrator in my pussy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-15 20:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Really REALLY fucking cool.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-15 19:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not my cup of tea with a vibrator.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-15 17:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
comment with a vibrator
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-11-15 16:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad someone else pointed out that these are by Royo.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-11-15 16:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
its pretty good with vibrator
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-11-15 14:33:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My bad - I should have read the other reviews. Kaos is saying this _is_ Royo. Either way, pretty similiar.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-11-15 14:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm off to meet the divorce lawyer (With a vibrator).
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-15 13:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
reminds me of heavy metal mag
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-15 13:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Royo = SuperNeatoFanFuckinTastic
I've got several cloth prints of his decorating my apartment.
Mmmmmmmm...
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-11-15 12:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See also: Luis Royo
for more in the same vein
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-15 12:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I do this game where you have to end every fortune cookie with the term "in bed" with a vibrator.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-15 12:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-11-15 11:11:37 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminds me of Heavy Metal. Uh, with a vibrator.
oh my god, what the fuck?! doesn't anyone fucking read?!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-15 12:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do everyone of those weird creatures with a vibrator.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-11-15 12:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, that's really good fantasy art. With a vibrator.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-15 12:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dislocated my jaw last night. With a vibrator.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-15 12:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy crap that image took a while to load.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-11-15 12:11:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminds me of Heavy Metal. Uh, with a vibrator.
I dunno how I got my hands on that as a preteen, but I did and it served as jerk fodder for a while. With a vibrator.
3 words: blue pubic hair.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-11-15 11:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
someone should give phuzzy an interview with a vibrator
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-11-15 11:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My bad...
What wonderful taste you have, Drew... with a vibrator?
Come on, people, that's just wrong.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-15 10:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops below.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-11-15 10:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4th from the bottom is the background on my computer. What wonderful taste you have, Drew.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-15 10:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why people live in fantasies is beyond me.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-15 10:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.michus.pcplus.com.pl/valiant.htm
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so it seems he scans them in and then just gives them out for free? that's kinda fucked up.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-15 10:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-15 09:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno with this "Vailant" nonsense is...
These images were created by the artist Luis Royo. http://www.luisroyo.com/
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whatever this valiant shit is he's a thief.
that's royo.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-15 10:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of those reminds me of the other night when my friend and I played a game with a vibrator.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-15 10:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you like art such as this, you might want to check out Heavy Metal. http://www.heavymetal.com/
The fellas will like it. I like it although I find it primarily panders to the testosterone set a wee bit. Almost to the point of alienating its female readers.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-15 10:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm having a ham sandwich for breakfast with a vibrator.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-15 10:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No comment with a vibrator.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-15 10:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I did not know that, and stand entirely corrected.
I have also never heard of Heavy Metal maagazine with a vibrator.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-15 09:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
His work has been on the cover of Heavy Metal several times.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-15 09:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Then why are they all watermarked valiant with a vibrator?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-11-15 09:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to have a load of these posters up at uni so auto +2 with a vibrator
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-15 09:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno with this "Vailant" nonsense is...
These images were created by the artist Luis Royo. http://www.luisroyo.com/
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-15 09:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EmissionImpossible is so impotent that the only way he can get erect is with a vibrator.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-11-15 09:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not much beats hot robot sex.
Wait. What?