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A Joke, From the Future (1133 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 0.5 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Grar'xawiax The Troll, Internet Tough Guy Extraordinaire (View user info) at 2007-11-11 01:56:48 EST


(Use your best bad standup comedian voice. Some musical knowledge required. Seller not responsible for damages incurred during use.)

So WHO is Valhalla? And WHY is Robert Plant having SEX with her?

Great success, or greatest success? Yes yes, you can use it at your next family gathering.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-15 17:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-13 01:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good album, that is

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-11-12 17:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

meh. That joke is about as funny as, "Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt a little crummy."


Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-12 12:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

plant had sex with everything

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-11 16:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Touche, Progr3ss.

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-11-11 10:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

A rating from the past.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-11 02:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

har har

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-11 02:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Listen to the song entitled "Immigrant Song." If you still don't get it, look up slang terms for ejaculation.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-11 02:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 I'm not the only one here.

I have that album.

I don't get it. (ATTN: Fartman)


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