I Just Realized That Most Of These New Users Are Just Old Users Who Were Incessantly Made Fun Of And/Or Wives Caught Them CyberSexxoring Fat Chicks And Now Are Pretending To Be New Users (2388 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2007-11-08 14:16:46 EST
I Just Realized That Most Of These New Users Are Just Old Users Who Were Incessantly Made Fun Of And/Or Wives Caught Them CyberSexxoring Fat Chicks And Now Are Pretending To Be New Users
Which makes an old A-lister like me very very sad for the future of media.
In Other News:
I finally dropped down to 185lbs. It only took 2 and a half years, but here it is.
I think I was sexier when I was 389 lbs.
:(
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User Reviews
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-11-28 04:52:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-15 04:06:29 CST (#)
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do you know who I am?
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that's awesome
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-28 03:53:06 EST (#)
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for the record the job was a part time gig so I could get of the house while I am taking my 3 month baby leave.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-27 23:23:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-20 11:53:29 EST (#)
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I'm not sure if there's a lower point in life than when you can't get a job delivering pizza.
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Yes, but if you think about it...
Brain drain = Increase in number of people with "limited skill sets" = More competition for brainless jobs
No offense.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-15 05:47:51 EST (#)
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185 lbs is dangerously underweight when you're 8 and a half feet tall.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-15 05:06:29 EST (#)
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do you know who I am?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-11-12 01:38:26 EST (#)
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at first I thought I worded it wrong, but i re-read it and am still convinced you're an idiot.
This post still sucks.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-11 23:47:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:54:02 CST (#)
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Manic, seriously, who the fuck are you? You don't have any status quo around here any more, toots. The best you could hope for is being afforded the opportunity to maw on my puny dick.
you don't have any 'status quo' ...???!!! hahahahah. tard.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-11 01:05:13 EST (#)
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I didn't mean age old you dipshit, I meant like they were users a while back.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-11-10 10:42:09 EST (#)
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I'm a teenaged user....not quite a young buck, but not nearly as old as shlongy.
This post sucked.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-11-10 10:12:32 EST (#)
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That's fuckin HOT
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-11-10 02:34:20 EST (#)
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I luv yah Rad, but your shit posts are a perfect example of how people on this site rate personalities, not posts.
By the way, little dprime is 18 now! Aint it terrific?
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2007-11-10 01:57:33 EST (#)
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Old user. Didn't sex up any internet people. Don't have a wife.
Signed in purely to rate this.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-09 14:28:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TALK TO ME!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-09 03:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA A PHOTO OF KATY!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-11-08 22:38:11 EST (#)
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wow big guy. we will have to celebrate with a beer when i get back. you still drink those don't you?
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-11-08 19:30:39 EST (#)
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Behold, the power of grim determination.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-08 19:23:11 EST (#)
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<3 darko
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-11-08 18:39:14 EST (#)
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i'm there with you bro.
after working off 35lbs myself this year my dong appears to have gained a couple of inches in length.
but still only the girth of a sharpie.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-08 18:30:20 EST (#)
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Commander Rad FTW!!!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-11-08 18:24:25 EST (#)
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"Cybersexxoring".
*Randall laugh*
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-08 18:21:20 EST (#)
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The title of this post reminds me of that Pink Floyd song.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-11-08 18:15:31 EST (#)
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You'll always be sexy to me rad.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-11-08 18:05:23 EST (#)
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plastic surgery?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-08 18:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If Shlongy and Sico aren't really going to fight, then what the hell am I doing at this post?
Oh right, creepy not-fat guy.
Cool.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-08 17:49:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:40:57 EST (#)
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thanks to you, a clap-cloud has caught a southerly wind and is now threatening my area
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:40:22 EST (#)
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Yah, there's nothing too exciting about jail. I start dancing funny and yell "skiddy dooo boppp bopp" just so the brothter's tell each other "don't fuck with that dude, he's a crazy white dude, he'll fuck you up."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:33:29 EST (#)
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I haven't visited the pokey for an overnight stay in 25 years. Can't say I miss jail.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:25:03 EST (#)
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One of the last fights I was in was when I was at a Chili cook off and I extremely drunkenly tripped over a girl. After I apologized what seemed like 5 times her old man punched me in the face. I punched him back, knocked him to the ground and started peppering his face with rights. About 15 seconds later his girlfriend came out of nowhere with a whirlwind hook and almost knocked me the fuck out. That was jail trip number 3 or so :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:09:57 EST (#)
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I don't think I'm intimidating at all, and have never professed to be.
I just have never taken one iota of shit from anyone, starting at around age 7, right up to, well, 4:10pm today.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:09:46 EST (#)
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My last fight was 7 years ago on New Year's Eve in Flagstaff. Indian guy. My ancient German mother-in-law was watching on yelling, "Danny, Danny, do you want this stick?" in her very thick German accent. It was funny. Had to be there, most likely.
I love that old Nazi.
If there's anything else you'd like to know about me and mine, please visit http://www.shutthefuckupdannyfrazier.com.
I need to make so money. out
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:06:35 EST (#)
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Oh boy, I'm finally laughing at something shlongy said. You know, old timer, I'm not a fighter anyway. I'm more of a "let's drink this out" kind of guy and I would by no means pull an Oathmeal on you and try to fight you. You can't be serious though and truly think that you are intimidating, do you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:03:17 EST (#)
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Well, I haven't been in one yet this MONTH, if that's what you're wagering about.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:01:55 EST (#)
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Wheeww...I just took a shlongy that was a triple wiper. Did I miss anything? I'm willing to bet that shlongy's never been in a fight in his life.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:49:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:47:39 EST (#)
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I wasn't made fun of.
I got banned for some reason and returned.
BAMF is trying to discover my hidden identity. Here's a clue: I was here for the Era of Rape and Cupcakes.
OH! THAT WAS YOU???
No one gives a shit, pal.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:48:17 EST (#)
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Well, I've picked up teeth before, but it's always been to hand them back to the poor, bloody bastard who just raised his fist at me.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:47:39 EST (#)
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I wasn't made fun of.
I got banned for some reason and returned.
BAMF is trying to discover my hidden identity. Here's a clue: I was here for the Era of Rape and Cupcakes.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:44:46 EST (#)
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Shlongy, if I raised my fist at you, you'd fucking whimper away with your cock tucked in your ass. You've picked up teeth with broken fingers before, haven't you?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:43:47 EST (#)
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No, Jackass. I was talking about this one http://www.ubersite.com/m/95603 and how are my left overs treating you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:42:14 EST (#)
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You DO know that if you ever raised your fist at me, that you would be met with a barrage of lefts and rights - I'm thinking 8 - and that you would be finishing your attempted punch while lying in a crumpled heap at my feet....Right?
So, I would imagine that I would have to worry less about my head and more about my ankles getting punched, in this particular case.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:40:06 EST (#)
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Are you referring to this classic?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108737
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:39:47 EST (#)
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Keep sipping your Aristocrat scotch, fruity. How tall are you seriously? I bet if I punch your teeth out that I could rest a drink on top of your head while you're blowing me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:37:03 EST (#)
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Ummmm, I believe that I was given permission by Hidden to post pictures of myself on every post, asshole.
CHECK YOUR FACTS BEFORE YOU SPEAK TO SHLONGY.
Also, it's my new angle. Every post I make not only has my name in it, it now features a picture of my beautiful self, suitable for framing!
they make excellent Xmas gifts, too!
PS. Fuck off
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:35:13 EST (#)
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Shlongy...this is almost getting old to say but could you please at least try at humor? And who the fuck are you to call me out? The last 5 or so posts you made have had pictures of yourself attached to it. Who wants to see a 5'4" man with a Dewar's belly stick his ass out besides Caul?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:32:09 EST (#)
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And if it DOES ASPLODE, we can be sure that you'll post the fucking pictures of it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:31:08 EST (#)
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That's thousand, as in 4 times what you make as a prison janitor, fluffer. Why can't you guys just not pick on me? My fragile, delicate ego is about the ASPLODE.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:26:28 EST (#)
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I made a $125 this morning on my drive IN to work.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:26:23 EST (#)
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Make sure that when you get the skin around your vajayjay tightened up that you ask for "the 18 year old special."
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:25:13 EST (#)
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$125/yr, huh? Sounds lucrative.........
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:25:09 EST (#)
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I didn't know there was a point on uber.
*blinks and wonders what I've been doing on uber all this time*
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:19:59 EST (#)
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Don't sweat it sico, you proved my point and I thanked you for it.
Hahahaha... cock tart, I'm gonna have to remember that one.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:19:05 EST (#)
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Manic: par for the course,
and I believe Shlongy
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:17:00 EST (#)
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I am cranky, you fucking cock tart. I'm hungover as shit and am contemplating quitting to return to school full time.
On a bright note, my brother just got a Variable Annuity Wholesaler position and is going to base $125/yr. I know shlongy, don't bother telling us how rich you are. No one believes you anyway.
So congratulations to him!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:15:09 EST (#)
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I know exactly what I'm talking about and EXACTLY what I'm doing.
The amusing part of all this is that YOU DON'T!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:14:49 EST (#)
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Man...sico must not have received his daily dose of dick in his ass today.
He's awfully cranky.
Now back to important stuff - Show me your hole, MANIC.
I'll actually settle for your ass, today. That's what kind of good mood I'm in.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:13:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:09:09 EST (#)
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When does the orgy begin? (Quote from Vonnegut to a friend of mine at a party in Long Island.)
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+2 KV
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:12:42 EST (#)
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HI RADLEY.
Also-
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:43:27 EST (#)
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NOT NESTLE CRUNCHES THOUGH.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*quietly puts down nestle's crunch*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:12:09 EST (#)
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Do you even have a clue what you are talking about? I don't give a shit what you or anyone talks about. Talk on. I'm not taking this shit seriously, you hobo.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:09:17 EST (#)
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What's the matter sicosimian, worried someone might be having a private conversation about you and your predictable nature?
Bah, you were WAY to easy. I should have picked a different subject. Given myself some sort of challenge. But NOOOOOO I had to be lazy.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:09:09 EST (#)
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So is Crystle!
When does the orgy begin? (Quote from Vonnegut to a friend of mine at a party in Long Island.)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:07:49 EST (#)
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I wonder if shlongy ever gets tired of himself. It's got to be awfully boring being a repeat of yourself.
Here's how a post is done, you morons. http://www.ubersite.com/m/113020
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:06:39 EST (#)
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Pah! Fuck it. RAD FOR PRESIDENT!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:05:33 EST (#)
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Regardless if she's cute, topless, or a disgusting pig has nothing to do with how you retards try to get the attention of someone you'll never meet. That's why I treat you all like shit paper...most of the time.
I'll agree that she's cute in principle but it comes with the tag of "overly bitchy." Who wants a bitch? Nevermind...you losers do :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:05:24 EST (#)
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Well sico...YOU BUSTED ME!
MY ENTIRE BEING IS BASED ON ACCEPTANCE FROM UBER WOMEN...AND OF COURSE, FROM YOU!
I was going to say "she's hot" but I can't really confirm that until she hops up and down on Shlongy Jr.
So, "cute" works, shitforbrains.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:04:29 EST (#)
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Note to self:
Don't get fat
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:04:26 EST (#)
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it's TRUE!
She is cute! AND adorable!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:02:48 EST (#)
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But she IS cute!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:01:49 EST (#)
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Shlongy, you drooling over the women over here is almost as pathetic as you bitching when you don't get attention. "She's cute" is something I'd expect out of ChaosJester, who's face looks like an atari game. That coming from you is "rich."
Manic, what the fuck are you talking about and who let you out of the kitchen?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:00:41 EST (#)
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OK...that's settled...now back to the important topic, MANIC....me.
Swing by my latest masterpiece of a post and I'll work on the paperwork.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:59:53 EST (#)
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Have a lovely day and a pleasant tomorrow.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:59:26 EST (#)
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Jesus, shut the fuck up already. She's pretty cute, sico, so she can do whatever the fuck she wants.
And, the more I think about, no one that I can think of needs your permission to do anything around here.
Well, except for Oathmeal. I'm sure he calls you for permission before he gives his ass to someone else.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:58:55 EST (#)
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Not like I had any to begin with.
I'm not lookin for your approval, bitch.
All you did was prove my point to someone else.
Thanks Asshat, your predictable reply made my day and won my argument for me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:54:02 EST (#)
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Manic, seriously, who the fuck are you? You don't have any status quo around here any more, toots. The best you could hope for is being afforded the opportunity to maw on my puny dick.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:45:35 EST (#)
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You have the proper forms filled out in triplicate, Shlong?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:45:16 EST (#)
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thanks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:44:19 EST (#)
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Can I ask to see it then, MANIC?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:43:38 EST (#)
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you've got a medium build, good for you on the weight loss. How did you do it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:43:27 EST (#)
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Nice job on the weight drop but I think - and I'm just guessing here - you may have to work on "tightening up that loose skin" just a bit.
I'd say an extra 5 crunches a day should do it.
NOT NESTLE CRUNCHES THOUGH.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:42:43 EST (#)
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And why should I give a damn about your little joke?
Come up with somethin' new, sicosemen, calling me a cunt doesn't ruffle my feathers one damn bit.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:38:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:36:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:30:39 EST (#)
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Missing "SPT" label. Sorry, rules are rules.
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Fuck off you little piss stain.
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Who are you? Shut up or suck me, that's who.
By the by, it was a joke you miserable cunt.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:37:14 EST (#)
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SPT, noob.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:36:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:30:39 EST (#)
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Missing "SPT" label. Sorry, rules are rules.
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Fuck off you little piss stain.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:36:08 EST (#)
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I LOVED YOU ON THE BIGGEST LOSER!
YAAAAAAAAAY FATTY FAT FAT FAT NO MORE!!!!!!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummm....
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:31:53 EST (#)
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WOW!!!
DUDE>>>>> CALL OR SOMETHING!!!!!
AND HAR HAR I WEIGH LESS THAN YOU DO!!!
~Crystle, proving Radley's point.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:31:38 EST (#)
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Isn't darko about 11? The paternity suit must be over who his parents are!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:31:32 EST (#)
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you're a good egg.
glad you got your shit together.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:30:46 EST (#)
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How long is your wang at this point?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:30:39 EST (#)
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Missing "SPT" label. Sorry, rules are rules.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:30:07 EST (#)
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paternity suit?
hahaha. the dangers of illicit sexual encounters with broads you barely know are many indeed.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:28:12 EST (#)
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ha
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:27:48 EST (#)
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I texted darko last night, apparently he is still alive and is fighting a paternity suit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:26:42 EST (#)
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i enjoy a rad post
and where the hell has darko been?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:26:40 EST (#)
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Wholly Crap
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:23:15 EST (#)
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Man. I about lost my lunch. Are you going to donate skin to burn victims?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:22:47 EST (#)
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GAH!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:21:45 EST (#)
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YOU SEXY BEAST!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:21:28 EST (#)
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Well I could have lived happily ever after without seeing THAT picture, even though I know it's not you.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:19:30 EST (#)
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Filename = lies.
I'm going to drive up to vegas and shave your head again.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:18:28 EST (#)
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hahaha!! congrats on the weight loss if that part is true... it's amazing what a difference it makes.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-08 14:18:14 EST (#)
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I'd hit it.