Shlongy Bakes a Cake w/evidence to prove so (4725 hits)
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Submitted by ShlongyDubbaDoo (View user info) at 2007-11-07 07:56:38 EST
I am not making a "threat" to quit Ubersite or anything but there hasn't been an interesting post on Ubersite in at least a month.
This post won't break that streak.
This place is boring as hell, for those Uberers who don't want to circle jerk it up.
No wonder the A-Listers don't post anymore.
The posts that make "Most Heated" are generally posts about nothing interesting - see all of the posts that hit the charts from yesterday - and turn into IM chats.
I hope this post hits "Least Heated".
I just wanted to see a picture of myself for a few hours...give myself something to spank my bird to.
You ladies can join the fun, too!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-04 14:27:41 EST (#)
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Yes...I know. This is my longest time between posts but I just haven't had any really cool pictures taken lately, to construct a post around.
Soon, my friend...soon.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-04 14:14:40 EST (#)
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Isn't it about time you posted another masterpiece to lift this shithole out of the posting lsump its in?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-04 14:08:42 EST (#)
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FTW!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-21 23:31:36 EDT (#)
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Wow this was like over a year ago. My bad! Yay for Shlongy!!!!
POINTS!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-21 23:30:47 EDT (#)
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What the fuck ever, my post was WIN, bitch.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-10-21 23:11:43 EDT (#)
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best post evar.
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 22:24:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-17 21:31:16 EDT (#)
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Cool. Didn't know you fucked corpses, Howie.
But obviously, it's your only chance in hell of ever getting any snizz, so I see what you're going for.
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2008-09-17 20:41:06 EDT (#)
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I sent your mother over there two fucking hours ago! Goddammit that bitch is getting lazy lately. I might just stop giving it to her in the butt. That'll teach her.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-17 20:08:58 EDT (#)
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OK, Sparky...whatever you say because YOU ARE THE MAN!
On a side note, what time are you coming over to pick up my trash and cut my lawn, motherfucker?
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2008-09-17 20:01:18 EDT (#)
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You got someone on an internet writing site to say they think you're good looking, so that makes you good looking?
To each their own I suppose, but you're still an old, ugly jew.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-17 19:38:18 EDT (#)
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See Wuzi? Read 'em and weep.
PS. Who the holy fuck is Wuzi?
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-09-17 19:28:53 EDT (#)
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It's true. On my list of "Uberites To Whom I Would Show My Hole", Shlongy is #1.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-17 15:59:26 PDT (#)
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Actually, I'm not THAT old and I am incredibly handsome. Ask around.
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2008-09-17 19:12:41 EDT (#)
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Damn sure fooled me. But of course, jews often look older than they are. So you can blame your parents.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-17 19:08:34 EDT (#)
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See? I'm not a day over 68.
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2008-09-17 19:00:01 EDT (#)
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You've got to be at least mid 70's.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-17 18:59:26 EDT (#)
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Actually, I'm not THAT old and I am incredibly handsome. Ask around.
Submitted by Wuzi (user info) at 2008-09-17 18:32:28 EDT (#)
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Dude, you are one old, ugly son of a bitch.
Seriously...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-08-08 02:44:15 EDT (#)
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west coast ubercon and shlongy buys the air fare cause he can afford it.
Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-08-08 02:26:53 EDT (#)
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Balding much?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-08 01:59:15 EDT (#)
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fucking awesome
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-07 21:01:38 EDT (#)
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i wouldn't expect any less from you
or more
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:01:18 EDT (#)
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Thank God for that.
I like to be "hit over the head" with it, if you catch my drift.
I'm inviting you to my next Ubercon but remember, I only invite one Uberer PER Ubercon.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:57:49 EDT (#)
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yes....that was the assumption
subtlety is not my strong suit
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:56:53 EDT (#)
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Uhhhh, you have an open invitation and meat is ALWAYS on hand.
But I'm guessing that you already knew that.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-07 19:42:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 15:15:50 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:53:35 EDT (#)
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this pic is super awesome
I'LL SAY!
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invite me over next time meat's on the menu
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:23:57 EDT (#)
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A BJ whilst cooking?
Spot on, Spot on.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:15:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:53:35 EDT (#)
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this pic is super awesome
I'LL SAY!
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-08-07 18:09:10 EDT (#)
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lolz u is an uggggglllyyyy old man :)
i feel sry 4 u tho but i wont b nice cos ur mean 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:53:35 EDT (#)
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this pic is super awesome
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:49:57 EDT (#)
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make me, gingeroo
Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:43:53 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-08-07 17:15:38 EDT (#)
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if someone had told me three years ago that i would think you are one of the funniest motherfuckers on this site i would have called them a retard.
MY OH MY HOW WE'VE CHANGED
time for a drink
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-05 19:39:11 EST (#)
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I'm hungry now.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-24 16:20:09 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-12-24 14:35:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by idodeklair (user info) at 2007-11-20 16:44:44 EST (#)
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one more for the shirt!
Submitted by idodeklair (user info) at 2007-11-20 16:10:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-12 12:23:31 EST (#)
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Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-12 12:21:41 EST (#)
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Another 3000 hits of nothing but "Luvvvvvvvvvvv" for Shlongy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-12 12:15:08 EST (#)
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He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-11 19:44:36 EST (#)
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I thought so, too.
SO WE HAVE THAT IN COMMON.
But that's all.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-11 19:12:59 EST (#)
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Heh, that was actually kind of funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-11 19:08:07 EST (#)
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I'd say that on the "humor scale" you're a cross between Pauly Shore and Tom Brokaw.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-11 19:05:10 EST (#)
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I'd say you were a cross between Freddy Krueger and an AIDs Patient.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-11 18:55:02 EST (#)
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HEY!! Shlongy's NOT worthless. He can always be used as a bad example.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-11 18:50:09 EST (#)
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No, they're normal size, toots.
They go all the way from my shoulders to my hands.
Why, do your knuckles touch the floor?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-11-11 18:07:12 EST (#)
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Tiny little T-rex arms.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-11 16:00:31 EST (#)
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LOL
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-11 12:32:51 EST (#)
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OH NO! Some internet fairy just told Shlongy to FUCK OFF, and in CAPITAL LETTERS!
I'd better log off forever!!!!
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-11 11:57:13 EST (#)
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No, YOU fuck off. You're the one who camps my posts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-11 11:49:36 EST (#)
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The difference is, that I'm not worried about losing my hair, douchebag. I'll still get laid more than you ever will, even with my "small dick", although I AM a bit puzzled as to how you know my dick-size.
That's ONE big difference.
There's a couple hundred more but I don't have the time to list them here, Sally.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-11 11:23:34 EST (#)
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You get me some kleenex and I'll get you some Rogaine.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-11 09:42:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-11 09:40:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-10 19:38:57 EST (#)
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Why the fuck are you here? I just don't understand.
You have not a single creative or inspiring thought - you create this ridiculous avatar for yourself, which truly is a screaming obsession that seeks some kind of pubescent popularity.
You're a worthless, over-the-hill, ugly, fat and stupid man with a small dick. You're not funny, and you have nothing interesting or original to say.
People laugh at you wearing your Ramones t-shirt that hides your old, sagging stomach; people laugh at your middle-aged balding and your inability to fuck anything other than your hand.
You are the fucking loser, pal.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Which "people"? Name names, you fucking crybaby.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-11 09:39:23 EST (#)
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THAT MAY BE TRUE BUT AT LEAST I'M STILL WORKING WHILE HE DEALS WITH HIS LEGAL PROBLEMS!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-11-11 06:38:58 EST (#)
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wesley snipes is a better basketball player than you. dopuchebag
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-11-11 02:20:01 EST (#)
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I saw that pic and thought "Holy shit...he looks like Woody Harrelson." I then searched the comments and realized that I'm not the only one that thinks that.
I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just saying.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-10 19:38:57 EST (#)
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Why the fuck are you here? I just don't understand.
You have not a single creative or inspiring thought - you create this ridiculous avatar for yourself, which truly is a screaming obsession that seeks some kind of pubescent popularity.
You're a worthless, over-the-hill, ugly, fat and stupid man with a small dick. You're not funny, and you have nothing interesting or original to say.
People laugh at you wearing your Ramones t-shirt that hides your old, sagging stomach; people laugh at your middle-aged balding and your inability to fuck anything other than your hand.
You are the fucking loser, pal.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-10 19:27:37 EST (#)
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HAHAHA.... You call me a loser?
That just makes my day.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-10 19:06:33 EST (#)
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HEY EVERYONE...LOOK BELOW!
SHLONGY GOT RETALITORY -2ed by SOME FUCKING LOSER!!!
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-10 18:30:53 EST (#)
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You're an ugly man.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-11-10 00:31:39 EST (#)
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filename
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-09 21:18:07 EST (#)
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good ole shlongy: swave and de-boner.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:45:58 EST (#)
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Nahhhhhhhhhh....I was just putting on an act...to impress YOU with my SUAVE.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-09 11:54:04 EST (#)
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to be fair, you liked him better than me.
DIDN"T YOU?
It's cause he has pretty hair.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:36:09 EST (#)
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indeed1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:17:30 EST (#)
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I don't think so...but it's GREAT SHTICK. Extremely entertaining and juvenile.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-09 09:00:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-08 21:33:13 EST (#)
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Nice grill. Speaking of grills, the only grill Method's Mom has ever seen is the grill of Big Leroy's Cadillac when she was bent over the hood.
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I do believe I have never seen a Quint review without a mention of Method's mom. Did I miss something?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:32:33 EST (#)
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Yeah, good idea. See if you can take his car and leave him home.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-09 08:24:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:00:11 EST (#)
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Again????
Where the fuck was MY invite?
I'll be in Savannah on Wednesday, November14 and after 4pm, my afternoon is wide open
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I have no car at the moment.
Let me talk to the other one and see if he's free that day.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-11-08 22:39:59 EST (#)
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i could SO whoop yo ass boy!
but i couldn't, you're just too darn cute.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2007-11-08 22:25:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-08 20:19:30 EST (#)
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You look like Woody Harelson (sp?) in this picture.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 21:37:13 EST (#)
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Hilarity, below.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-08 21:33:13 EST (#)
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Nice grill. Speaking of grills, the only grill Method's Mom has ever seen is the grill of Big Leroy's Cadillac when she was bent over the hood.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-08 20:19:30 EST (#)
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You look like Woody Harelson (sp?) in this picture.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 17:28:04 EST (#)
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Sitting Erhoff for two games can't be good for anyone...he must REALLY be playing like shit.
I just don't think this team plays with enough of an edge...I mean, when Anaheim's out there, people skate with their head on a swivel, worried about getting buried by someone.
I don't think any teams are worried about getting beat physically by the Sharks.
And that doesn't play well, I DON'T THINK, in their division.
Dallas, Anaheim and even LA are all more physical than SJ...That's why they need Murray in the lineup.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-08 17:21:06 EST (#)
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absolutely correctomundo on all counts
i'm not worried...yet, but i'm a little pissed cause it's the first year i've ever popped for season tickets and it's a fucking 70 min drive each way....IF, yeah right good-fucking-luck, the freeways aren't cock-blocked
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 17:02:26 EST (#)
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Can you believe that?
They beat Dallas in Dallas last week...then, they come home to play them and lay an egg.
They still can't beat fucking Detroit...Get ready for another trade...Marleau will be dealt.
TELL WILSON TO PUT DOUGLASS MURRAY BACK IN THE FUCKING LINEUP.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:56:18 EST (#)
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sharks 1-5 @ home
:(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:36:20 EST (#)
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WHAT??? NO PICTURE???
What kind of email is THAT???
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:32:35 EST (#)
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Heat is neat. Beat your meat. Or spank yer bird, as the young man says. . .
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:32:25 EST (#)
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It's been neck and neck all day.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:31:14 EST (#)
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MOST HEATED!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:30:43 EST (#)
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Merlina's post for
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:30:09 EST (#)
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Just so this surpasses
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:24:34 EST (#)
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I re-sent the bitch. Hope it makes it to you this time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:11:37 EST (#)
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Check your box.
I never tire of saying that.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:10:07 EST (#)
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I got yours, I sent a reply, I never received a bounce back "undeliverable" message so I don't know what the hell happened.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:04:38 EST (#)
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Nope...never received it.
You can pretty much be assured if I did get one in response from you, after I finished spanking my bird, that i would have responded immediately.
I ALWAYS ANSWER MY EMAILS PROMPTLY.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:59:18 EST (#)
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I do too answer my e-mails. I sent you one. Never got another, so there. (thought about sticking out tongue in petulant way but thought better of it at the last moment)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:27:24 EST (#)
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I emailed it to you but then I remembered, that you DON'T ANSWER YOUR EMAILS.
At least not the ones from Shlongy.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:12:35 EST (#)
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Ok I'm here. So where's the paperwork?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:09:27 EST (#)
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todays hit
that's all
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:10:12 EST (#)
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WELL, MAYBE NOT YET...BUT I'M PUTTING IT ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:09:27 EST (#)
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Liar, you don't have a furry animal suit
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:58:31 EST (#)
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Shlongy has it all!
I even do a sweet Mary Kate Olsen,, when I go 9 days without eating.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:37:49 EST (#)
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I've seen you do Robert Englund. Now Woody Harrelson? You sir, are a genius!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-08 12:03:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:55:52 PST (#)
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Actually, most dangerous pants explosions are a LOT MORE interesting than this post.
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Alright, alright, you've earned your plus 1.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:55:16 EST (#)
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Whew....I thought I was banned for a second.
...then, I remembered that Shlongy DOES ALL OF THE BANNING around here.
Do I ever come up to Hartford?
Is this a trick question?
Why would anyone come up to Hartford?
I might pass THROUGH Hartford on my way to someplace interesting, like Boston.
I USED to go to Stamford all the time for work.
Hartford???
Why do you ask?
Well, if I thought that there was a chance of pulling some trim from you if I visited Hartford, I could probably be convinced to stop by.
Next summer, I promise that we will make a trip along the east coast - it's been a while - hitting your fabulous Casinos on our way to Fenway for an A's game or two.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:39:36 EST (#)
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Do you ever come up to the Hartford area?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:39:32 EST (#)
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Hahahaha...you can't ba
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:23:02 EST (#)
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Enjoy your banning, dick face.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:04:02 EST (#)
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i said thedirector for some reason anyway
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-08 11:02:41 EST (#)
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No, you didn't.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:47:15 EST (#)
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I just got TheDirector banned from rating your posts, ok Shlongy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:27:08 EST (#)
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See he made me not give you a 2 then
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:26:34 EST (#)
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im gonna kick his teeth in when I fnd out who he is
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:25:35 EST (#)
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TheDoctor's obviously a fucking moron.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:16:10 EST (#)
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TheDoctor is a cunt
How can he not +2 this!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 10:12:42 EST (#)
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I'd like to personally thank "TheDoctor" - who's obviously a worldly scholar and outlandish, verbose personality - for stopping by with his expert analysis of this post.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-08 09:12:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-08 09:03:30 EST (#)
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Kansas City is big on BBQ. There's about a million BBQ joints around town. The Man frequents this one called LC's BBQ. His van constantly smells of smoked ribs. I called him a caveman.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:35:03 EST (#)
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:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:33:05 EST (#)
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To be honest, I can't recall if the BBQ sauce was in plastic or glass but I THINK it WAS a glass bottle.
EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER IN GLASS.
And as I sad, this was a reserve grill - MY grill isn't much larger but it IS a Weber - and that was being used to keep the other food warm.
THANKS FOR THE CRITIQUE. I PROMISE I'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO UPSET UBER.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:23:28 EST (#)
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of course you can correct me if I'm wrong. like about the sauce bottle.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-08 08:19:31 EST (#)
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you sound angsty, your bbq? sauce looks like it's in a plastic bottle and everybody knows sauce, regardless of it's type, is much better in glass. Your head looks photoshopped but then so does your bbq, your t-shirt is like fucking massive and meat is a pretty piss poor substitute for cake. besides you don't bbq a cake. Furthermore I do believe I see highlights in your hair - what's left of it, and nothing pisses me off more than highlights in a middle-aged mans hair. I think I see an earring as well, a hangover of all that is wrong with just being a guy, a conspicuous crossing the line from buggerising through the carribean as a sixteenth century buccaneer to modern day jewelry-gold-partying bitch. Your two-burner bbq is smaller than the new french president, but then if it was bigger you'd be reaching up all arms akimbo over your head blind-cooking. "Hurry up jeffery we're hungry! Is it done yet??"
like how the fuck would you know.
You have nice teeth though, and I really like that tree. like a lot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-08 07:59:14 EST (#)
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Hollywood? Other people do make films you know.... or do you hate British films!
You must like scum!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-08 07:27:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-07 22:31:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:05:29 EST (#)
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PS. Night Shift is one of the most hilarious films of all fucking time.
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News flash, little bald dude. The 80s are over.
Well, that's a shame because I haven't added not even ONE movie to my Top 20 Movies of All Time list from the years 2000-2007.
What's that tell you about Hollywood?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-08 06:23:12 EST (#)
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space-cake?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:54:54 EST (#)
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You are fucking 100 years old.
STFU and die already.
Submitted by MouthSore (user info) at 2007-11-08 05:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113012
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-11-08 02:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha Ha,you crack me up!
Is that ubersauce,yer puttin' on them squabs?
Is that Yozz behind the tree?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-08 01:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-08 01:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
they're making fun of his size
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-11-08 00:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on, you dorks, the Ramones are a 30 year-old band made up of 50 year-old dead people. How does that make his T-shirt "kids' clothes"? Just because it's a T-shirt? That's all people wear in warm places. By the way, kids suck.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-07 23:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
check that...make that 1 min per review
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-07 23:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn. the picture rules.
do you save much money buying your clothes in the kids section?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-07 23:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you have spent the equal of 25 days @ 24hrs a day just on reviews?? (610+ hrs @ 30 secs per review)
holy fuck me no paycheck jesus
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-07 23:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 22:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But I +2-ed YOUR piece of shit...how about a little something for the effort, Dahli llama?
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Your words are wise.
The Buddha speaks of the middle path.
So I shall walk the middle path.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-07 23:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most HEATED again for king DIPSHIT??!!!
Da Shlong brags about his income and his women and acts like teh asshole he isn't.
I say BULLSHIT!!!!
Shlongy is teh COOLEST!!!!
But only when I says so!!!!
Cause I is teh only one around these parts older than Shlongy.
Bite me Shlongy ASSWIPE!!!!
Teh only bullshit I give you is meant to be SERIOUS!!!!
:)
This review brought to you by Bubb2341
bauahauahahahahahahahahaha
I KNEW TheUniter was Bubba...NO ONE COULD PULL OFF THAT IMITATION WITHOUT INSIDER KNOWLEDGE AND INSIDER STUPIDITY.
*****
Ju got it,Shlong.
:)
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-11-07 23:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmm
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-07 22:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PS. Night Shift is one of the most hilarious films of all fucking time.
--
News flash, little bald dude. The 80s are over.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 22:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But I +2-ed YOUR piece of shit...how about a little something for the effort, Dahli llama?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-07 22:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112922
Bastard.....
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-07 22:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop riding on my coat-tails bitch.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 20:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know how you feel...it's the ol' "car crash" mentality.
But in all fairness, that post IS hard to resist.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-07 20:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 20:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HERE, LUNGY...HAVE A LITTLE TASTE OF WHAT YOU'RE MISSING:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
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Saw it coming from a mile away and I clicked on it anyway. Jesus.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-07 20:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 07:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where's the glove with all the knives on the fingers?
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I had a similar thought, except mine was: "Look it's freddy krueger on meth"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 20:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HERE, LUNGY...HAVE A LITTLE TASTE OF WHAT YOU'RE MISSING:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 20:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SHLONGY DOESN'T SHARE AND THAT INCLUDES THE COMPLETE UBER "HOLE" COLLECTION THAT I HAVE COLLECTED.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-11-07 19:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lung, I have posed nude for a photographer friend. Thing is, you can't actually see anything.
_________________________________
I've seen the one shot. It's freakin' hot.
Gee, it would be a real shame if somebody had that picture already stored in their PhotoBucket.com account and linked it here...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-07 19:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha. No thanks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 19:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lungfish- Nothing personal but I hope you don't get to see Forensic's photos.
In my twisted mind, I want to believe I'm the only one that has been privy to this artful collection.
BUT I'D BE HAPPY TO SEND YOU OFF A COMPLETE SET OF "SHLONGY'S GREATEST NAKED HITS" IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 19:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I do try to take care of myself. I look ok for 37. Could be better but also could be WAY worse! I've seen some 37 year old gals who look 50.
None the less, there shall be no hole shown here.
Lung, I have posed nude for a photographer friend. Thing is, you can't actually see anything.
That IS true, but it didn't stop me from LOOKING REALLY CAREFULLY.
I even used a magnifying glass to see if I could catch a glimpse of nirvana.
Alas, it was not to be.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-07 19:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
!
Okay. +2 for nude pictures of fg.
The only nude picture of me is one my wife took of me taking a crap in the woods. Then there's the picture my daughter took of me playing guitar while taking a crap on the toilet. We are the charmingest of families.
You are most welcome to send me your photos.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmm, rob_berg... you must have me confused...
...with all of your friends.
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Perhaps... although I don't know too many ugly, skinny, bald nerds with an alarming amount of free time to camp on a obscure degenerate website.
Even less willing to post their bare ass. http://www.ubersite.com/m/111642
Nice work, homo.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I do try to take care of myself. I look ok for 37. Could be better but also could be WAY worse! I've seen some 37 year old gals who look 50.
None the less, there shall be no hole shown here.
Lung, I have posed nude for a photographer friend. Thing is, you can't actually see anything.
He wanted to do a completely nude, full frontal shot of me as a Lady Atlas (I was really ripped at that time). Poor guy actually went out and got a huge globe for me to hold over my head.
I told him he was crazy and wouldn't do it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tomorrow's post?
A picture of Shlongy weeding his garden and few uninteresting words about something or another.
YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS THAT ONE, KIDS!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmm, rob_berg... you must have me confused...
...with all of your friends.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a compliment, right, sweetie pie???
I'LL TAKE IT!
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... in the pooper.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a compliment, right, sweetie pie???
I'LL TAKE IT!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-07 18:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, you look like a rapist.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:25:19 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
I should get a +1 for honesty.
I DID mention that this post blew at the onset.
BUT I CHECKED AND IT'S BETTER THAN PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE POSTED TODAY!
========
If it makes you feel better, it's probably the highest rated post by me today.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"For example, I've been told by more than one broad that I have the balls of a 25-year old.
Neatly coiffed, taut, and sweet smelling."
Do you keep them in a humidor like the Rockies do?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't sell yourself short, forensic.
I wanna see everything that you have to offer, baby.
Some oldsters - like you and I - defy gravity, Mother Nature, and whomever else is in charge of the aging process.
For example, I've been told by more than one broad that I have the balls of a 25-year old.
Neatly coiffed, taut, and sweet smelling.
It's a miracle.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
*ahem*
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear!
I realized I didn't +2 this.
Sorry Shlongy!
No, I won't show hole, send nude pics, blow you, etc. to make up for it.
I'm an old woman after all. NO ONE wants to see that!
Including me.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:04:50 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi M!!! smoochy smoochy poo
DID I FUCKING DO IT RIGHT???
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yeah, baby. you did it just right.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PS. Night Shift is one of the most hilarious films of all fucking time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi M!!! smoochy smoochy poo
DID I FUCKING DO IT RIGHT???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 17:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadley- Just Saturday morning, I bought a bottle of something called Glendornach 12 that I'd never heard of and it cost less than $40 and it was fucking A-1. We killed that and a bunch of others on Saturday.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:16:05 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not really...
Notice that Shlongy doesn't say "hi" to everyone that stops by?
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yes you do. you just don't actually say "hi."
it's okay.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't know that was from a movie.
And night shift is one of the worst movies of all time, hookworm.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy is a fan of J & B.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm out of scotch. Quick. Name me a good bottle that costs less than 40 bucks. I'm feeling cheap.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew that movie line - and was waiting for the followup - immediately, Chief.
Remember, "Night Shift" is in my all time Top 10 flicks.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
would you like to be?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You wear a disguise
to look like human guys
but you're not a man,
you're a Chicken Boo.
I just remembered this and wanted to share
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ummm, probably not by legal definition.
My dick died one night after getting sucked by a hot Thai hooker in Atlantic City for like 45 minutes straight, but fortunately for everyone involved, she was able to resuscitate it back to life by blowing me for an additional 30 minutes at no charge.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you ever been dead?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not really...
Notice that Shlongy doesn't say "hi" to everyone that stops by?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IM
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So...you're leaving...again?
You quit and comeback more than Oathmeal.
Where did I say that I was "quitting" again?
You must have graduated from the Oathmeal School of Reading Comprehension.
The only thing I'm quitting is....is......I'll have to get back to you on that.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't get any. Thanks a lot.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And surely you didn't think my acting was that bad. I've got Bollywood lined up in my future, spic face.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking christ you are a whinging little shit when you don't get ALL of the attention. Go drool over this, Sambo. http://www.ubersite.com/m/99732
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bye honey.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So...you're leaving...again?
You quit and comeback more than Oathmeal.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's fair enough.
The hole in my wiener was already there anyways...self abuse.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I told you I'd pay for your floors.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That food looks good. So do you, hotty.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Johnny on the Spot he isn't.
I'm charging him rent for the next Squeezer.
And I'm making Rosie mow the lawn. And then have a Fresca.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey...let's not bring THAT up again.
I admit to nothing.
Well, except for "the spooning".
I'll be emailing you a few Niagara Falls pictures...Melvin JUST sent them to me on Saturday.
NICE.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was you?
I thought it was Baker who was hosing me that night in Melvin's guest room. I just figured he was all horny from busting Golic's blackjack game.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK...except for Experima.
I banged her off and on for like, 24 hours straight, until she wore a hole in my wiener...and the floor.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice grill
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
awwwwwwww i love that picture.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait. Scratch that.
I would never "hose and tell". Too classy for that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone that I have met, I have probably hosed, with the exception of nitty.
At least I'm pretty sure about that...I dunno...we're drunk a lot of the time.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i want names!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Therefore, I didn't fuck her, dipshit. Do you need a legend to this map?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cookie lass is not hot
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Any of the hot ones, I fucked.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy the king of reverse psychology
Now can someone give me the lowdown on the Uberites who have got jiggy with one another??
Oh and I already know about Rob Berg and Jack.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
those fucking pictures are ass. first of all they're horrible. second of all I've lost a lot of weight since then so now I am a tall slender god like being, third I don't think we ate that weekend. In fact I'm prety sure it was booze booze and more booze.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhhhhh, I wouldn't have enough food for THAT crew.
And we had food for like 50 with only around 24 people in attendance.
Hell, even the greyhound and the cat wouldn't be safe from that herd.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever you do,
DON'T INVITE THESE GUYS
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85294
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 14:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
take one of those weeners,
put BBQ sauce on it, and then
ram it up your butt.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:31:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn that looks like some good chicken.
Hey, baby! What's cookin'???
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From the looks of it...chicken and dogs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I hope this post hits "Least Heated". "
Slight miscalculation on my part. I forgot how passionate Uber Americans were about their BBQ.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will not take that shirt compliment as a dick slobbing comment.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"I just wanted to see a picture of myself for a few hours...give myself something to spank my bird to."
I can relate. And not to suck your dick or anything, but nice shirt.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Again????
Where the fuck was MY invite?
I'll be in Savannah on Wednesday, November14 and after 4pm, my afternoon is wide open.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:58:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i had crablegs in sav a few weeks back.
it was wonderful
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most HEATED again for king DIPSHIT??!!!
Da Shlong brags about his income and his women and acts like teh asshole he isn't.
I say BULLSHIT!!!!
Shlongy is teh COOLEST!!!!
But only when I says so!!!!
Cause I is teh only one around these parts older than Shlongy.
Bite me Shlongy ASSWIPE!!!!
Teh only bullshit I give you is meant to be SERIOUS!!!!
:)
This review brought to you by Bubb2341
bauahauahahahahahahahahaha
I KNEW TheUniter was Bubba...NO ONE COULD PULL OFF THAT IMITATION WITHOUT INSIDER KNOWLEDGE AND INSIDER STUPIDITY.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Play with the balls, Shlongy.
That's right... Like that...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good Bubba impression below.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most HEATED again for king DIPSHIT??!!!
Da Shlong brags about his income and his women and acts like teh asshole he isn't.
I say BULLSHIT!!!!
Shlongy is teh COOLEST!!!!
But only when I says so!!!!
Cause I is teh only one around these parts older than Shlongy.
Bite me Shlongy ASSWIPE!!!!
Teh only bullshit I give you is meant to be SERIOUS!!!!
:)
This review brought to you by Bubb2341
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what else I noticed?
You're too fuckin' happy
How come you don't have that blank personality-less stare that most of the EMO no life never been outdoors self depreciating Uberers have?
huh?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I should get a +1 for honesty.
I DID mention that this post blew at the onset.
BUT I CHECKED AND IT'S BETTER THAN PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE POSTED TODAY!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You know, for some odd reason, I was craving a Shlongy post the other day.
Not like this Shlongy, not like this!
BUT IT'S GOT EVERYTHING A SHLONGY POST USUALLY FEATURES...JUST WITH LESS WORDS FOR OUR READING-IMPAIRED FRIENDS! (Like Jack)
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not a broad though
But if you held a gun to my head and shared some scotch....
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You know, for some odd reason, I was craving a Shlongy post the other day.
Not like this Shlongy, not like this!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - Post-Bake
http://www.nightmareonelmstreet.com/gallery/img0005.html
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tada
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My god you're tiny.
Looks like some good eating, though.
The stuff on the grill looks good too.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow that was terrible
you're so short
what cheap BBQ sauce you use
Oh did I say "cunt" yet
Well Cunt...how's that
p.s. I'm hungry now
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've noticed that the only people around here that give Shlongy +2's - and MEAN IT - are broads.
Shlongy loves the Uber broads.
I may have to do a Uber broad tribute post sometime...Maybe my next post, scheduled to be thrown together in about 2 minutes, sometime around January, '08.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-07 12:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a veritable feast for the eyes
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha how can I not +2 that picture?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe the B listers such as myself should revolt against these....."people" posting as of late.
Like bart.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bah, shit sticks to their fur anyway.
try the red panda
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no can do, the zoo requested there koala bear back, ta da
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so long EI, touch it once for me tonight ok?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:42:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:39:06 GMT (#)
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Backpeddle all you want but you started this whole thing implying that America is getting fat from BBQs and spreading it around the world.
So what is it FAT or CANCER.
Or would you like to shift arguments again, ETS?
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Oh is that the time!! I must go swimming!
Cheerio muddy me old chum, kiss kiss.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:42:13 EST (#)
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It's your happy face shlongy. It's so welcoming, I decided to camp.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:40:24 EST (#)
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I AM SO HAPPY THAT THIS POST IS HOSTING SOCIAL HOUR TODAY ON UBER.
I KNEW this picture would get the juices flowing, so to speak.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:40:04 EST (#)
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I gave up caring about my rating about 10 minutes into frankthebear going through 150+ posts. I got more laughter from him thinking that I hacked his posts off the front page then ever before on this site.
Here's some other things that make me laugh:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95820
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91403
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:39:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:35:06 EST (#)
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Tell you what, when you guys have your BBQ-off, I'll drop by and add my veggie skewers. I use McCormick Grill Mates seasoning on them.
Yum!
I'm having one tonight. What time can you be here?
Wear something tear-away.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:39:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:36:16 EST (#)
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said it depends what you BBQ but generally it is just burgers, sausages and chicken wings.
Eating grilled/barbecued meat, poultry or seafood exposes us to carcinogens called heterocyclic amines. These substances form on foods as they cook on the BBQ or under the high heat of the grill, whether or not char is formed. And when fat drips onto the heat source, it creates flare-ups and smoke that then deposits on the food another group of carcinogens, called polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. Thats bad, well not good for you , believe me.
Ok sir! I DO KNOW HOEVER GHEALTHY FOOD CAN BE COOKED ON BBQ'S.
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Backpeddle all you want but you started this whole thing implying that America is getting fat from BBQs and spreading it around the world.
So what is it FAT or CANCER.
Or would you like to shift arguments again, ETS?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:38:11 EST (#)
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bauahauahahaha
"J & B".....
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:38:01 EST (#)
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Well obviously if all you grill are cheeseburgers and fatty fatty fat fat ribs then grilling won't be your healthiest option.
Although I don't see anything wrong with indulging once in a while. Grilling is such a process that most people don't do it unless they are going to go all out and invite people over, etc.
I think what contributes to fatty fat fatness the most is the whole "eat fast food because 'I don't have time to eat healthy,' Imma gonna get the most out of mah ten dollar buffet, then stuff cookies in my face while watching tv... every fucking night" mentality.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:37:03 EST (#)
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jesus...if i ever sniffed that i fear i'd catch something.
here's the thing. i just like -2ing you, pal. partly because you invariably have to make a few dozen remarks about how it means absolutely nothing to you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:36:27 EST (#)
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You may appreciate this... http://www.ubersite.com/m/98247#2574230
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:36:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:31:31 GMT (#)
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But you've just said you've never been to an American BBQ?
We grill Tuna and shark steaks, loads of vegetables and tons of healthy foods. I
I eat incredibly healthy and I'd say I BBQ at least 3 times a week.
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Ok I have been to BBQ's in England, France, Australia but not the good old US of A, busted! I just said it depends what you BBQ but generally it is just burgers, sausages and chicken wings.
Eating grilled/barbecued meat, poultry or seafood exposes us to carcinogens called heterocyclic amines. These substances form on foods as they cook on the BBQ or under the high heat of the grill, whether or not char is formed. And when fat drips onto the heat source, it creates flare-ups and smoke that then deposits on the food another group of carcinogens, called polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. Thats bad, well not good for you , believe me.
Ok sir! I DO KNOW HOEVER GHEALTHY FOOD CAN BE COOKED ON BBQ'S.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:35:06 EST (#)
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Tell you what, when you guys have your BBQ-off, I'll drop by and add my veggie skewers. I use McCormick Grill Mates seasoning on them.
Yum!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:33:08 EST (#)
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Yes, sico...someone documented a rare case or two where I actually gave someone a rating other than a -2 on an APW.
But it takes a really hot broad or a Calvin & Hobbes post for me to crack!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:32:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:20:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:17:15 EST (#)
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looks like some burnt chicken to me, Americans are obsessed with BBQ's, its the focal point of many americans peoples social lives, hence the fat culture that is evolving.
Slowly but surely you are exporting that to the rest of the world.
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so, the rest of the world are sheep? (you and yours included)
BBQ's can be quite healthy actually, typically formed around fresh ingredients but no, you're right...have you ever been to an American BBQ or are you a media fed ewe?
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the latter.
shlongy's smile is infectious. which means it has something in common with sico's crotch.
I'M BUILDING BRIDGES HERE, FORMING BONDS.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:31:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:08:48 EST (#)
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Damn that looks like some good chicken.
Hey, baby! What's cookin'???
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:31:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:29:03 EST (#)
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Obviously I know that, just most BBQ's arent preped and use dont necessarily use the healthiest food.
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But you've just said you've never been to an American BBQ?
We grill Tuna and shark steaks, loads of vegetables and tons of healthy foods. I
I eat incredibly healthy and I'd say I BBQ at least 3 times a week.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112988#2574213
Didn't someone just call you out as a liar on this about a month ago?
Who gives a shit. Ratings are subjective and I just link posts to lure scourge into -2ing them. It's like a new game for me. I try to bury a link here and there and see if scourge will find it. Sure, it brings my overall rating down but that doesn't eclipse the instant picosecond of happiness I get when I see scourge sniffing me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:30:31 EST (#)
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forensic- you should have stopped by. We had lots of veggies.
And by lots I mean we had a million celery sticks and mini- carrots and a tub of Bleu cheese that you could probably have bathed in.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:29:40 EST (#)
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some people cant read, i said it depends what you are BBQ'ing
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:29:05 EST (#)
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Basically, in my case at least, the cookout was just an excuse to have people come over and hang out on my fairly brand new 10k paverstone patio (If I can get anyone else to get a project done by the mason who did my patio, he'll do my front walk for FREE), and get drunk together, and then, burn a bunch of wood in the firepit and hopefully, have a card game at around 8pm.
The card game did NOT happen.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:29:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:24:30 GMT (#)
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Grilling is actually one of the healthiest ways to cook food, EI. It's all in what you grill and how you prep it.
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Obviously I know that, just most BBQ's arent preped and use dont necessarily use the healthiest food.
and mudwhistle eat my ass butt muncher, with chopsticks.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:28:14 EST (#)
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So I'm to take it my grilled veggie skewers are unhealthy?
Fuck off.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:26:48 EST (#)
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I've yet to see any humor on this post, myself included.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:26:22 EST (#)
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That's right, Anansie.
I don't even like chicken - I'm a red meat guy myself (give me cheeseburgers, or give me death) - but there's not too many things healthier in the world to eat, than chicken over a flame.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:26:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 16:24:01 GMT (#)
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And, it's not the barbecue itself but the social gathering aspect of the barbecue that makes it a fucking blast and a part of American culture.
That, and we went through like 5 bottles from the Shlongy scotch bar (remember http://www.ubersite.com/m/111469)?
Barbecues, in addition to being quite tasty, act as a great centerpiece for socialization.
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centerpiece for socialization is exactly what i meant by the focal point of lots of peoples homes.
nothing wrong with that, if anything it identifies the social qualities of modern day america, i would say neighbourhood solidarity but you said you invited about 2 people , so that point wont work.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:25:51 EST (#)
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yeah suck that meathead
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:24:30 EST (#)
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Grilling is actually one of the healthiest ways to cook food, EI. It's all in what you grill and how you prep it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:24:04 EST (#)
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Something written by that cnut mudwhistle
so, the rest of the world are sheep? (you and yours included)
BBQ's can be quite healthy actually, typically formed around fresh ingredients but no, you're right...have you ever been to an American BBQ or are you a media fed ewe
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can be healthy? yeah if your cooking lettuce! I have never been to a american BBQ because believe it or not I cant stand bbqed or as i like to call it BURNT FOOD.
I knew ewe you would call me that,,,,heh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:24:01 EST (#)
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And, it's not the barbecue itself but the social gathering aspect of the barbecue that makes it a fucking blast and a part of American culture.
That, and we went through like 5 bottles from the Shlongy scotch bar (remember http://www.ubersite.com/m/111469)?
Barbecues, in addition to being quite tasty, act as a great centerpiece for socialization.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:21:13 EST (#)
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did shlongy just call me son? im flabbergasted.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:20:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:17:15 EST (#)
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looks like some burnt chicken to me, Americans are obsessed with BBQ's, its the focal point of many americans peoples social lives, hence the fat culture that is evolving.
Slowly but surely you are exporting that to the rest of the world.
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so, the rest of the world are sheep? (you and yours included)
BBQ's can be quite healthy actually, typically formed around fresh ingredients but no, you're right...have you ever been to an American BBQ or are you a media fed ewe?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:20:27 EST (#)
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THAT CHICKEN IS NOT BURNT, son. You would have loved this feast.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:19:17 EST (#)
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As long as you're all painstakingly critiquing Shlongy's awesome physical attributes, if you homos look REAL CLOSELY, you can kind of see the size of my wallet right next to the giant package I'm sporting in the front of my shorts.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:19:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:02:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:52:13 EST (#)
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what kind of bbq sauce is that?
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Obviously it's OMGWTFLOLBBQ Sauce.
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i set 'em up, you knowck 'em down
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:17:15 EST (#)
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looks like some burnt chicken to me, Americans are obsessed with BBQ's, its the focal point of many americans peoples social lives, hence the fat culture that is evolving.
Slowly but surely you are exporting that to the rest of the world.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:15:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:13:05 EST (#)
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We can only hope.
GOOD RESPONSE, Yozz.
Buahauahauahahahahahahaa
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:14:46 EST (#)
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right before this picture was taken someone told you to assume the position didn't they? this picture says it all, the lean as though you're beginning to bend accompanied with that gleeful smile, priceless.
I would be more than happy to face anyone in a grill off. my favorites to grill; steaks with portabella mushrooms rested with a pat of fresh garlic herb butter, beer can chicken with homemade rub, shrimp marinaded in a homemade jack daniels marinade, and fajitas. mmmmmm..... should throw something dead on the grill tonight methinks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:14:45 EST (#)
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I won't leave this dump until forced - at gunpoint if necessary - because I use Uber to vent my workplace frustrations here by calling people like BAMF and scourge, names.
So Uber STILL serves a purpose...just not its' original or intended one.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:14:36 EST (#)
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sucks when hope is all you have, mary.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:14:34 EST (#)
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Someone really needs to turn the picture into an animated .gif that involves your wing-arms jerking back and forth and your head bobbing around. I can't not see a chicken walk when I look at this picture.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:13:05 EST (#)
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We can only hope.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:11:31 EST (#)
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I think the ever evolving nature of uber is not necessarily a bad thing.
Things change and people move on and if they don't (i'm looking at you and me and a handful of others) then we become stagnant.
you may have inspired me to take a leave of absence.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:08:48 EST (#)
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Damn that looks like some good chicken.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:05:29 EST (#)
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the incredibly scrawny little arms in conjunction with the little growing potbelly make you look like a baby.
an old, wrinkly, balding baby.
(here comes Uniter!)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:02:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:52:13 EST (#)
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what kind of bbq sauce is that?
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Obviously it's OMGWTFLOLBBQ Sauce.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-07 11:00:27 EST (#)
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Simply fantastic. That's the way to do it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:56:21 EST (#)
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WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:52:13 EST (#)
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what kind of bbq sauce is that?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:50:45 EST (#)
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Yeah...sure, sico.
Forrest Gump was written about Shlongy.
Christ, you are one retarded mofo.
I still use those braces - I have one strapped to my cock as we speak.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:43:32 EST (#)
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make that *wear... ahem
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:42:59 EST (#)
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There's something eerie in this picture that I avoided until now, but did you by any chance where leg braces as a kid? How about walk with those weird canes for both the left and right that half the forearm cuff?
You know what? Don't respond, I'm happy just assuming you did.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:41:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:24:07 EST (#)
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You have the posture of a chicken in this picture.
Just own up to your avian ancestry already.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:40:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:35:04 EST (#)
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i think his avian ancestry is on the grill.
bauahauahahahahaa
AS usual, the reviews on my posts are INFINITELY better than the post itself.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:39:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:35:16 EST (#)
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need to arrange a cook/grill off.
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You, sir, are a genius. I'm in.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:38:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:37:10 EST (#)
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and yes this site has gone all limp and flacid. it won't take much for you to hit heated shlongman. but there's a bunch of peope complaining about it and not posting so what the fuck do you expect?
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for people who file these kinds of complaints, may i please direct you to: http://www.ubersite.com/u/DudeThatsBOSH
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:37:10 EST (#)
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and yes this site has gone all limp and flacid. it won't take much for you to hit heated shlongman. but there's a bunch of peope complaining about it and not posting so what the fuck do you expect?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:35:44 EST (#)
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This place sucks hairy dead goat balls anymore.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:35:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:55:46 EST (#)
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I could have guessed that.
But your face is so "Haaay Guys! Come on over, I'm grillin'!"
i think it's more of a "HHHHHEEEEEYYYYYY YOOOOUUUU GUUUUUYYYYYS!!!!"
need to arrange a cook/grill off.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:35:04 EST (#)
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i think his avian ancestry is on the grill.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:34:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:58:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:15:26 CST (#)
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meh, england is like right behind america on the becoming a nation of fat folk. we're just slightly better at it than you cuz we're doing 300mil at a faster rate than 60mil.
you were probably always going to be fat, living in a land where steaks roam free probably doesn't help but really, you were probably always going to be fat.
what the fuck are you talking about you stupid, vapid, four eyed, ugly cunt?
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hey i am not vapid.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:24:07 EST (#)
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You have the posture of a chicken in this picture.
Just own up to your avian ancestry already.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:18:13 EST (#)
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I'm no dummy- My chiseled good looks and Ramones t-shirted camwhores bring Shlony 2000 hits per post.
It's not like I have anything interesting to SAY.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-11-07 10:02:18 EST (#)
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You camwhore more than those other two 'mos who camwhore all the time.
PS - this site blows now.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:58:35 EST (#)
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Hey, dipshit. Don't make excuses for retal'ing...just do it, dipshit.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98247
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:58:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:15:26 CST (#)
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meh, england is like right behind america on the becoming a nation of fat folk. we're just slightly better at it than you cuz we're doing 300mil at a faster rate than 60mil.
you were probably always going to be fat, living in a land where steaks roam free probably doesn't help but really, you were probably always going to be fat.
what the fuck are you talking about you stupid, vapid, four eyed, ugly cunt?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:57:14 EST (#)
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you look like you could do an awesome chicken dance...I'm just sayin.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:57:12 EST (#)
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I'm never really that happy...unless I'm lying on my back receiving oral.
From a female.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:56:20 EST (#)
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I was told that I never smile in pictures so I OVERDID IT.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:55:46 EST (#)
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I could have guessed that.
But your face is so "Haaay Guys! Come on over, I'm grillin'!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:52:20 EST (#)
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We know THAT'S a lie.
I live in a community with 365 homes in it.
I invited exactly THREE "neighbors" from my neighborhood.
Everyone else was from work or clients.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:51:12 EST (#)
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haha, you look so friendly and neighborly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:48:39 EST (#)
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There is a reason behind wearing one of my two Ramones t-shirts whenever possible.
It's too "prove to my co-workers" that just because I have to be a stiff in my job, I'M STILL HIP WHEN I'M NOT AT WORK!
I know...I'm grasping at straws but IT'S ALL I HAVE.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:46:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:52:39 EST (#)
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nice earring, fag
BUahahahahahahahahahah
Well, I KNOW I can't pull off the fag look like you can, Caul - few can ...but I CAN TRY, DAMMIT!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:41:44 EST (#)
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no shocker there, tubbs
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:36:59 EST (#)
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All of sudden, I'm hungry.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:31:47 EST (#)
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If you can BBQ in a white t-shirt that you like, you're not doing it right.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:27:53 EST (#)
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Katy knows everything, she shoud be a professor in 'i know fucking everything'
kids are fat in England now because they are lazy cnuts, thats why most people are fat, they do feck all exercise.
katy and I are so gonna get fruity together well thats if she wasn't so ageist
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:19:02 EST (#)
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'Sup Blondie?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:15:26 EST (#)
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meh, england is like right behind america on the becoming a nation of fat folk. we're just slightly better at it than you cuz we're doing 300mil at a faster rate than 60mil.
you were probably always going to be fat, living in a land where steaks roam free probably doesn't help but really, you were probably always going to be fat.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:12:35 EST (#)
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the best thing about living in texas is the fact that I can bbq nearly every day.
the worst thing is the fact that I am now a proper fat cunt.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:11:59 EST (#)
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you really like that shirt don't you.
it's nice to see old people in young clothes. at least when it's not a grandma in a miniskirt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 09:04:37 EST (#)
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You kinda look like the Grinch in that photo
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:53:45 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/99236
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:53:20 EST (#)
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he means that in the most 'come on to you' way possible
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:52:39 EST (#)
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nice earring, fag
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:49:39 EST (#)
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THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR! THE CIRCLE JERK RIGHT HERE ON THIS POST! INVITE ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS!
Oh, that's right...y'all don't HAVE any.
That's why you're here.
OK!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I showed this picture to the old lady, and she started touching herself. Thanks, man.
You can have a +2 later, contingent on how this situation develops.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:35:28 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:23:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:14:42 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's like an apollo post with a photo. And yes, Uber sucks right now.
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What the fuck is the point in moaning about it? Why not actually post something kick ass?
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The same reason i dont stand in an overflowing septic tank with a mop.
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So... rather than make an effort you'd rather just watch all the shit basically alienate anyone from wanting to come here. Commendable.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gee, who would have thought a circle jerk would've happened here?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Utterly ridiculous. Yet I couldn't help but smile at how damn HAPPY you look in this snapshot.
That shirt gets a lot of mileage on you, Woody.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know its only a matter of time before shlongy is a MVA
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I personally don't have the time or the energy to post anything really kick ass, not that I ever did before mind. Posting stuff was never really my forté.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever happened to JoeyG?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that cake looks good
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:23:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:14:42 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's like an apollo post with a photo. And yes, Uber sucks right now.
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What the fuck is the point in moaning about it? Why not actually post something kick ass?
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The same reason i dont stand in an overflowing septic tank with a mop.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.livescience.com/health/top_10_badthings_good-1.html
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Trust me, if I had something good to post about, I would.
Probably.
If I had the time.
PS. Or interest.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:14:42 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's like an apollo post with a photo. And yes, Uber sucks right now.
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What the fuck is the point in moaning about it? Why not actually post something kick ass?
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The same reason i dont stand in an overflowing septic tank with a mop.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have my whole fist in firefly right now
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Only through a site like this could I be inflicted with the unsolicited knowledge that some middle-aged American guy had a party on Saturday, involving BBQ, whisky and American football.
Yet I keep coming back...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See! Firefly probably has her hand in her panties as we speak!
OUTSTANDING!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy NEVER posts anything that's any good so I AM NOT THE PROBLEM.
The rest of you are.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please, keep the gay out of my posts.
I thought that rule was posted somewhere around here..
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you'd have to repost without the pic
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:14:42 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's like an apollo post with a photo. And yes, Uber sucks right now.
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What the fuck is the point in moaning about it? Why not actually post something kick ass? Fucking whiny cunts.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's like an apollo post with a photo. And yes, Uber sucks right now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please, keep the gay out of my posts.
I thought that rule was posted somewhere around here...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...but you are a rather wee little man, ain'cha?
S'okay, I like my man-treats bite-sized.
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what.the.gay?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-07 13:05:53 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
...but you are a rather wee little man, ain'cha?
S'okay, I like my man-treats bite-sized.
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Seriously, do you have some kind of split personality thing?
You're either excellent writer with cool ideas, or weeping emo faggot gaylord.
I suggest you pick the former.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, shlongy, just because I made a jab at you doesn't mean you have to return the favor. It's not like you are the master of talent or anything. Take your -2 and quit your crying, Earp.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...but you are a rather wee little man, ain'cha?
S'okay, I like my man-treats bite-sized.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like you got one before the pic was taken, too.
Shlongy's happy, so am I
(dreamy sigh)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No...that was an extra grill that a neighbor dragged over...We have a regular sized "Weber" that we were also using- it had the tin "pan" with heated up chicken and barbecue sitting on it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We had a party at the house on Saturday...there was enough food for a small army. Hardly anyone ate any of it because they were too busy tearing up the scotch bar- and the regular bar, and yelling at the TV while Navy was beating Notre Dame.
Next time, we'll just put out a bowl of peanuts and tell everyone to knock themselves out.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
were you camping coz that's pretty pathetic for a home grill?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 08:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sico- I watched your short film last night.
The only thing that I can say about it is that as far as actors go, you make Paris Hilton look like Meryl Streep.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-07 07:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's pretty bad that even when standing on a booster block the grill is almost as tall as you.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-07 07:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where's the glove with all the knives on the fingers?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-07 07:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops. Wrong recipe.