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SPT: Ever heard a gunshot? (715 hits)

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Rating: -1.46 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Chronic (View user info) at 2007-11-01 23:52:06 EDT



Shit'll wake you up at night.

Shit'll be in your dreams if ya heard.

Pop pop-Snubby revo.

TCHBANG-shotgun.

Crizzzackle..uzi.

Crack crack crack..380. Tec maybe?

BOOM....Cougar? .44? .357? Dead motherfucker. That's what's up.

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG... *Shitcrazy incredulous* "Was that an AK?"

I deflected a .22 tonight.

Twenty-second birthday, rather.

One of the homeboys never got around to calling me back today. It was a little out of character, but very outta place. Twenty-second birthdays only come around but once. Boy shoulda called back and he didn't. He went and called me late to come find him and the entourage that was building around him. I knew what to do. I came in like a shadow and stole my boy away. He thanked me like a brother before I dropped him at his home. Homeboy's gotta get to work early, and he knew from the start that I could come steal him...even from a party in his name.




Brothers in arms..


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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

congratulations?

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I like llamas.



Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-27 08:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OI! YOU! YOU WITH THE HAIR AND THE BAGGY COAT! YES YOU! DID YOU HOOK UP WITH THAT GIRL PERSON?

Wait, no, of course he didn't. That would be ridiculous. She'd be at University right now. Anyway, I want to know what happened. Tell us Chronic!

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-11-02 08:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wha' the fuck?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-02 07:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-02 00:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

People are far too afraid of guns.

People are what you should be afraid of. They'll shoot you.
--------
Truth

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This could actually be the worst post ever on uber. That'd be impressive.

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-02 06:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-02 05:47:55 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

EAT A GUN, NIGGER

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-02 03:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Light speed, blazing Chronic through the galaxy!


Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-11-02 01:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-02 00:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

don't post stoned.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-02 01:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

EAT A GUN, NIGGER

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-02 00:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

don't post stoned.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-02 00:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lame

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-02 00:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

People are far too afraid of guns.

People are what you should be afraid of. They'll shoot you.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-11-01 23:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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