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SPT: What is E.T. Short For? (991 hits)

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Rating: 1.34 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2007-11-01 09:53:22 EDT



So he can fit in his spaceship.





Whoopy twang.








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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-03 17:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-02 18:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-02 18:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-01 22:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I've found it best to wait at least half an hour before entering a post after Bubba leaves so the stench of his review has a chance to dissipate.
*****
See the overall rating, dipshit?

EVERYONE except you thought this was great.
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And that means he has to? It's an old joke. It's simple. and ultimately, it's funny in a stupid way not a genuinely funny way.

Hey, I didn't +2 this either. Not now, not when I first read it. Gonna try to shame me too?
*******
ME shame YOU? Nah, you do a fine job on your own. . .

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whatever funny this had, it died when you came in the room.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-02 18:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-02 18:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-01 22:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I've found it best to wait at least half an hour before entering a post after Bubba leaves so the stench of his review has a chance to dissipate.
*****
See the overall rating, dipshit?

EVERYONE except you thought this was great.
-----
And that means he has to? It's an old joke. It's simple. and ultimately, it's funny in a stupid way not a genuinely funny way.

Hey, I didn't +2 this either. Not now, not when I first read it. Gonna try to shame me too?
*******
ME shame YOU? Nah, you do a fine job on your own. . .

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-02 18:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-01 22:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I've found it best to wait at least half an hour before entering a post after Bubba leaves so the stench of his review has a chance to dissipate.
*****
See the overall rating, dipshit?

EVERYONE except you thought this was great.
-----
And that means he has to? It's an old joke. It's simple. and ultimately, it's funny in a stupid way not a genuinely funny way.

Hey, I didn't +2 this either. Not now, not when I first read it. Gonna try to shame me too?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-02 17:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-01 22:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I've found it best to wait at least half an hour before entering a post after Bubba leaves so the stench of his review has a chance to dissipate.
*****
See the overall rating, dipshit?

EVERYONE except you thought this was great. You are a fool and an asshole.

Keep writing your foolish shit, fuckboy. No one here likes you, and with
good reason.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-01 22:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I've found it best to wait at least half an hour before entering a post after Bubba leaves so the stench of his review has a chance to dissipate.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-01 22:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Christ, it stinks in here!

What the fuck is that smell?

Oh.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-11-01 21:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-01 13:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Extra Testicle??
****
Heh. Dipshit missed THE WHOLE POINT!!!!

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-11-01 21:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh, I get it now. I thought the gif had something to do with the joke. It confused my balls.

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-11-01 21:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't get it =(

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2007-11-01 18:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Im still laughing

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-01 18:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GOT ME GOOD

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-01 17:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sure you have these in that backwards part of the world too...


http://www.ubersite.com/m/112900#2570028 !!!!!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-01 15:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

svveet.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-01 13:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Extra Testicle??

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-01 12:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha ass

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-01 11:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-01 11:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-11-01 11:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pure Gold!

Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, I giggled.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

get your kids a fucking drink DR, oh or put out your bush thats on fire.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-01 09:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Should I write a story about a stalker chick who wears cat helmets, write a post how bart jewed me $1, or do a shit post?

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coming from you, wouldn't they all be shit posts?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I read this 5 minutes ago and thought you were just being a world champion dickhead again.

now i get it. I want to wake my kids to ask them this, but they wouldn't know who the fuck e.t. is.


me: hey, little soldier, why the fuck is E.T. so short?

little soldier: dad? I'm trying to sleep.

me: yeah but why. why is he so short?

little soldier: i'm thirsty..

me: HEY. WTF IS E.T. SHORT FOR???!

little soldier: is he a pygmy?

me: <blinks> no.

littlest soldier: i'm thirsty too dad..

me: oh, hi. LISTEN. WHY, IS, e - t, short. What is E.T. short for.

in unison: 'everybody's thirsty'?

sighs..

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A man walks into a pub with a salmon under his arm.

He asks the barman, "Do you do fishcakes?"

The barman shakes his head.

"Shame", says the man, "It's his birthday".

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"It may not be about the size of the boat, but rather the motion of the ocean, but I reckon it's still mighty hard to cross the Atlantic in a dinghy."

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ha

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*Penny drops on both counts*
Hehehe

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed, fuck you.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the idea of having those as real crosswalk signals amuses me.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sico, do the jew one!

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well, i laughed. but that's just the hangover talking.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-01 10:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, I giggled.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-01 09:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well it does exactly what it says on the tin I guess. Viva la SPT

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-01 09:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Really?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-01 09:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Should I write a story about a stalker chick who wears cat helmets, write a post how bart jewed me $1, or do a shit post?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-01 09:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaahahahahahahahahahaahh


hehe

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-01 09:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Haha.


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