All ur fallz are belong to U.S. (703 hits)
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Submitted by FALLEN (View user info) at 2007-10-30 16:54:07 EDT
Yep, we did it again. It seems we in America are trying to help Quebec separate itself by annexing Ontario
I can't say I blame the State Department actually.
They had a video produced by Disney (go figure) that shows all these American touristy things. When they showed the Falls, they showed the much more majestic Horseshoe Falls.
The same Horseshoe Falls that just happens to belong to Canada.
They even filmed the shot from the Canadian side.
The story is here, http://www.thestar.com/News/article/271727 and yes, I used the Toronto star story as a form of atonement.
Niagara falls is a wonder, if you get the chance to see it, you should. But the problem is Niagara Falls Ontario. is very well developed. The area is full of lots of restaurants, two casinos, and a whole shitload of tourist crap. Wax museums and the lot.
It's cheesy but profitable.
Niagara falls, NY is another story.
We have....NOTHING.
There are a few crappy hotels, a casino where I never win and, possibly, a block of gift shops. It's very embarrassing when you compare the development to the Canadian side.
Well, welcome Ontario as the 51st. state and just make sure you keep the Labbatts flowing.
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-11-02 09:41:50 EDT (#)
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i love beer.
~Brdn_Nkd
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-01 07:04:49 EDT (#)
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Chocolate Rain!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-10-31 15:55:21 EDT (#)
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Let's annex those fuckers in Texas next.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:35:59 EDT (#)
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we should annex all of canada
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-31 04:53:31 EDT (#)
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we (and by we i mean not me) almost (and by almost i mean if the americans didnt run away from two dudes throwing rocks at them, they'd have taken the fort, and thus canada)) took canada (and by canada i mean what there was of a canada at the time) during the revolutionary (and by revolution, i mean half a revolution...revolutions are only revolutions if they fail) war (and by war i mean prolonged violent conflict).
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-30 23:01:46 EDT (#)
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Fremont below
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2007-10-30 22:28:57 EDT (#)
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hell yeah, we should have taken canada in 1812 anyway
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-30 21:50:02 EDT (#)
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Brainless fuckup below.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-30 21:40:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-30 21:32:50 EDT (#)
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can't really say that i care all that much
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-10-30 19:28:10 EDT (#)
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I flashed back to a "blue light" special.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-30 18:41:46 EDT (#)
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the American side of the falls SUCKS ASS
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-30 18:15:23 EDT (#)
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no shit, two below
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-30 18:14:31 EDT (#)
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Want to know why the the US used the shot of the Horseshoe Falls? The same reason dogs lick their balls. Because they can.
Hell, if the US wanted to take the whole falls, they probably would. They would take all of Canada if it was worth their while, but they won't. Why? Because it's full of Canadians.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-30 18:11:58 EDT (#)
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McCallum lives in San Francisco, or a suburb of.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-30 18:09:40 EDT (#)
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i've always been interested in upstate new york as well.
maybe i could move there and kick jack mccallum in the jooblies.
hey jack!...i'm going to the alabama gulf shore next august for a much deserved vacation. one of your alters...Wisher i think it was...pretended to come from there. does this mean you'll meet me at some bar on the beach in drag?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-30 17:58:21 EDT (#)
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i <3 ontario
;)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-30 17:36:24 EDT (#)
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Fuck Ontario...we're taking Alberta first...is there any oil in Alberta? NO?
CASE CLOSED.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-10-30 17:21:45 EDT (#)
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saw the AP article in my local paper
you'd think the camera crew would have noticed an important clue when they crossed the border
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-30 17:17:00 EDT (#)
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Nuts.
Then again, I'm not too worried about trying to rake in a huge paycheck if I have an easy monthly mortgage payment (again, from a Californian point of view). Fuck, I could tend bar if it came down to it. Wouldn't get to dick around on Uber all day like I can now though in my cushy office job. I could probably pay half the cost of a nice house in cash and then laugh off the 30 year mortgage payments.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-30 17:01:00 EDT (#)
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I could be wrong though
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-30 17:00:41 EDT (#)
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eh - according to my brother the economy up there isn't too hot right now. He's in rochester
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:59:20 EDT (#)
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Hey man...
What are things like in upper NY state these days?
Been thinking of moving back east for some time now, mainly because my dad isn't getting any younger and I feel like I should be around to help him out. In Upper NY state I could drive there and back on weekends (he is outside Ottawa, in Ontario*).
I know the economy was in the shitter for a while, but when I look on realtor.com I see houses practically being given away (from a Californian viewpoint).
How are things now? Syracuse, Rochester, Buffalo, etc. Good job market?
Regarding the post, overdevelopment blows. There is constant debate over allowing COMMERCIAL SPONSORSHIP of the Golden Gate Bridge. In other words... ads. Fuck that.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:58:38 EDT (#)
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