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Submitted by JTC (View user info) at 2007-10-20 05:23:31 EDT
SUP DAWG, HOW'S IT GOING? I BRING GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE. OH THIS? IN THE FUTURE, IT IS CALLED CAPS LOCK. IT IS RESERVED FOR INTERNET TOUGH GUYS. AND IN THE FUTURE, WE ARE ALL INTERNET TOUGH GUYS. SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM YELLING. THAT'S BULLSHIT, THIS IS MERELY A MORE EFFECTIVE WAY OF COMMUNICATION. CAPS LOCK IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN HOLDING DOWN THE "SHIFT" KEY, AS EVIDENCED BY THIS POST. THE SHIFT KEY IS FOR REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS. If YoU'rE a TeRrOrIsT, yOu CaN tYpE iN aLtErNaTiNg UpPeRcAsE aNd LoWeRcAsE lEtTeRs. TYPICALLY TERRORISTS ALSO USE THE SHIFT KEY. MIND YOU THIS IS ALL IN THE FUTURE. ALREADY I HAVE TOLD YOU TOO MUCH OF THE FUTURE, SO I NOW MUST STOP. HAMMERTIME. OH YES, WE HAVE HAMMERTIME IN THE FUTURE.
AND THE INTERNET IN THE FUTURE IS NOT A PLAYGROUND. AT LEAST, NOT A SAFE PLAYGROUND. YOU WILL GET RAPED IF YOU ATTEMPT USING THE INTERNET AS A PLAYGROUND IN THE FUTURE. THERE IS VICIOUS MACHINE CODE ON THE WIRES, AND YOU NEED AT LEAST A 56K MODEM TO OUTRUN IT. AND DONT' EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE OTHER BENEFITS THAT COME WITH OWNING SUCH A FINE PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. I CAN DOWNLOAD PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES IN MERE MINUTES. I CAN RECEIVE STREAMING MEDIA WITH BUFFERING ONLY EVERY FIVE SECONDS. AND JEWS CAN'T INFILTRATE MY SYSTEM AND STEAL MY GOLD.
MY TIME IN THE FUTURE HAS BEEN WELL-SPENT, I ASSURE YOU. UNFORTUNATELY I WAS UNABLE TO BRING BACK MY AMASSED FORTUNE BECAUSE IN THE FUTURE, ALL CURRENCY IS IN JEW. IN THE PRESENT, WE HAVE NO EXCHANGE RATE. MY ADVANCED DEGREES, ALSO USELESS, BECAUSE IN THE PRESENT PORNOLOGIST, SPACEOLOGY, AND POOP ENGINEER ARE NOT SOUGHT AFTER.
I ALSO BRING GREAT NEWS. YIDELE, THE CONSPIRING JEW WE ALL KNEW AND LOVED TO HATE, IS WELL ESTABLISHED IN THE FUTURE AS A TRADER OF MOONS, AND FLYING PLANES INTO SKYSCRAPERS. JEWTOAST REPRESENTS HIS BOIII, EAST SIDE. AND THEY CLAIM TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS: HOT GAY BUTT LOVE, BECAUSE THEY ARE FAGGOTS, THE BOTH OF THEM.
YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT IN THE FUTURE, YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ROBOTS, AND INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE TOLERATED. YOU CAN EVEN HAVE SEX WITH A GAY INDIAN ROBOT WITH A VAGINA, IF THE URGE STRIKES YOU. YOU CAN FIND ONE AT 22 ACACIA AVENUE. 22. THE AVENUE. THAT'S THE PLACE WHERE WE ALL GO.
HOLY DAMN ARE YOU STILL READING THIS SHIT? HURTS MY EYES. IN CONCLUSION, INTERNET TOUGH GUYS TYPE IN ALL CAPS. USE THIS KNOWLEDGE CAREFULLY.
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-11 16:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yidele
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2007-10-23 11:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
See Below
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-10-22 14:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for yidele
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-10-22 13:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ALREADY I HAVE TOLD YOU TOO MUCH OF THE FUTURE, SO I NOW MUST STOP. HAMMERTIME.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-22 08:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Well THAT was certainly a mess of text. The few aforementioned funny lines saved you from a -2.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-10-22 00:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MY ADVANCED DEGREES, ALSO USELESS, BECAUSE IN THE PRESENT PORNOLOGIST, SPACEOLOGY, AND POOP ENGINEER ARE NOT SOUGHT AFTER.
+2 POOP ENGINEER.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-21 21:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KIM IL-JONG FUCKED METHOD'S MOM
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-21 20:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TODAY I GOT INTO A CAR AND THERE WAS A TAPE ON THE FLOOR THAT SAID 'MC HAMMER - HAMMERTIME'
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-21 20:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
simpering fool below
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-21 12:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE A FUNNY GUY YAMS
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-21 12:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Joo Doan Like JEWS? Oy
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-10-21 12:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOUR PEANUT BUTTER WOULD BE BEST INVESTED IN THE SAVINGS AND LOAN INDUSTRY.
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2007-10-21 12:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111494 title ONLY.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-21 03:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the Iron maiden reference
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-10-20 22:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh great guru of teh footcher, Where should I invest my peanut butter?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-10-20 21:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I BELIEVE ITS A COMPOSITE MATERIAL COMPOSED OF SPACE POLYESTER, MOONLON, AND DICTATORSHIP.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-20 21:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT WONDERFUL SPACE-AGE MATERIAL KIM JONG'S TRACKSUIT IS MADE OF
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-20 17:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ALREADY I HAVE TOLD YOU TOO MUCH OF THE FUTURE, SO I NOW MUST STOP. HAMMERTIME. OH YES, WE HAVE HAMMERTIME IN THE FUTURE.
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I decided to give this a +2 from the moment I read the above statement. You officially receive my "awesome" label.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-20 16:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-20 16:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-20 14:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YEAH
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-10-20 13:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR TEH AWESOME!!!1!eleven!l
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-10-20 13:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm surprised I liked this so much.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-20 13:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CAPS FUCKING LOCK!!!!
WHEY BETTRN NUM LOCK
I LOVE THE FUTURE
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-20 12:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OH YES, WE HAVE HAMMERTIME IN THE FUTURE.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-10-20 11:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-20 11:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-20 10:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"ALREADY I HAVE TOLD YOU TOO MUCH OF THE FUTURE, SO I NOW MUST STOP. HAMMERTIME."
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Comedy gold right here.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-10-20 08:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-20 05:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Pornologist.
I must have a doctorate in that by now...
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-10-20 05:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha ha
+2 cause this is like the second time this week i've accidentally commented under haiku's account. I eed to be less careless.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-20 05:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm drinking mad dog and smoking weed. i don't even remember what the fuck im reviewing.