Uberliar entry: So, I was a paper boy, fuck you. (540 hits)
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Submitted by FALLEN (View user info) at 2007-10-18 09:17:31 EDT
Uberliar entry round one.
Ok, so... two stories, one true and one a lie. I was instructed to remind you to place your guess as to which is which when you reply, so I did. I am beyond slammed at work so these were rushed, sorry.
Story #1.
Years ago I delivered copies of the Wall Street Journal to houses in the early a.m. around 3-ish.
One morning in the middle of my route, in a highly residential area I might add, the need to shit came upon me. Like right NOW. You know that stomach cramping, OMG I got to poop!!! It was like that.
I was literally miles from the nearest bathroom.
Thinking quickly, I sped to the end of the street where the entrance to the bicycle path was; I pulled my car behind the row of bushes and projectile shat. I was a little concerned because countless children from the neighborhood would pass by my little deposit in the morning on their way to the path, but what was I going to do?
Thankfully I had extra copies of the Journal to wipe up with, unfortunately my underwear had to be left behind.
Story #2.
Years ago I delivered copies of the Wall Street Journal to houses in the early a.m. around 3-ish.
There was a point in my route where I would stop and reorganize the bundles in my car from the bulk office building deliveries to the single copy, residential stops.
The house near where I stopped had the added benefit of a very lovely blond that I would see once in a while. The bars around here close at 2am so she would be getting home about the time I got to that point. I didn't see her too often but she looked like a party girl.
Most of the time when I did see her, she was staggering in or around the house. The house had a big picture window in the front.
This one particular morning, or night from her point of view I guess, she had a guy with her.
They had to be pretty wasted because they left just enough lights on so that I had a great view of her blowing him in the living room.
From what I could see, she swallowed.
Ok, what's the truth what's the lie.
User Reviews
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1=T
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1 - False
2 - True
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm having fun but my rating is getting ass raped with all the 0's. people are playing the game but i'm getting bruised.
now I have to post some quality shit to recover.
**mumbles under breath**
lousy contests, making me be all creative and stuff.
Blow me.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-19 02:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-19 02:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wipe my ass with the WSJ every morning.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Story one - truth
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta say...
Story 1: False
Story 2: True
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta go with 1:T and 2:F, but it's really a guess.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1: False
2: True
Submitted by BlazinBull (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 False
2 True
Submitted by baronMunchausen (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Lie 2. Truth
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1.) truth
2.) lie
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1= T
2= F
Submitted by dronebee (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Lie
2. Truth
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-18 10:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2007-10-18 08:24:36 CDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's a shame they aren't both true cos if you combined the stories you would have a blumpkin on your hands.
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Did somebody say "blumpkin"? - http://www.ubersite.com/m/77962
Oh yeah...#1 - false, #2 - true
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-18 10:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#2 = true
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I came home at 5am once, walked up the drive, looked across to my neighbours house and she was tabletop dancing with 5 guys around the table. She was also totally naked.
Milf, but a whore nonetheless. Either story is believable. I'm going with #2 as truth.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1-truth.
2-wishful thinking.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to be a paperboy, but I never swallowed. Or shat in the bushes. Sicko.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. truth
2. lie
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what do i win?
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's a shame they aren't both true cos if you combined the stories you would have a blumpkin on your hands.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#1 Lie
#2 Truth
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 = Truth
2= BIG FAT LIE
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i have a question...are we to guess solely on what is written here or do we get to ask questions?
i suppose it's to be based on what is written here.