Mountains vs. Internet. Who will win? (719 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.1 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Chase <blazinbull.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-10-18 08:24:35 EDT
She says I'm not romantic like I used to be, I guess that may be right, but I still try. She tells me other people she knows get flowers for no reason, and when was the last time I got her any? I'm sorry, I'm just too cheap to buy flowers all the time, they wilt and die, how am I supposed to use something to represent my love for you that leaves you after only a few days? She wants to know why I don't write her poems anymore. They just don't come to me like they used to when I was far away and had something to miss. She wonders why they honeymoon stage is over, she loved it so much, I think we are just too comfortable, but is that really so bad?
She cut her hair for me, even when she loved when it was so long, and if I really wanted her to, she'd do it again.
She does everything around the house, even though she works just as much as I do, and never asks for anything more than my love.
She loves me with all her heart and I can see without a shadow of a doubt it's true, who could want anything more?
Even though she gets frustrated with my lack of an opinion, she still asks me everytime for what I want, still hoping she can make me happy. One day she'll realize that I don't need to have my say in everything to be completely happy with her.
She stares at me sometimes, and I always ask her why, she never responds. I know she does this because she has to just look for a while to make sure I'm still real. At least I hope that's what it means.
She lets me go to bed when I'm tired, even though she may not be ready.
She picks out my clothes for the next day because I have no fashion sense.
I love her as much as any man could love his wife, mother, child, and pet. All at the same time.
I know I'm not the best person at these sorts of things, and I'll never be able to truly show how much I feel love and passion for her, but I've got an entire lifespan to try. And I plan on doing just that.
She will spend a lifetime receiving the food I cook with heart, not just flame.
She will spend a lifetime receiving things I can give her from the sweat of my brow, no matter how large or how long it takes.
She will spend a lifetime receiving the respect she deserves for everything she is.
She will spend a lifetime receiving the little things I do for her that she may never even know about, but I have put much effort and thought into, because you know you've done something right when no one ever knows it was done.
I can't do much; but what I can, I'll do forever for you.
I would climb up a mountain and shout your name and attest how much I love you. But who really does that? Yell your name at some goats? Birds? That doesn't prove anything. And you know I don't do anything that doesn't have a real purpose.
The internet. Now that's another story.
My name is Chase. And I love my wife Maggie.
User Reviews
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a +1 rating from your own wife? WTF? Look at my profile and see all the LegoSockPuppet ratings? Tell her to take note!
Submitted by maggiemoopie (user info) at 2007-10-19 20:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think that this girl is really lucky to have you. Thank you for everything that you said, and I love you too.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-19 02:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-18 20:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you let your wife dress you?
what a cunt you must be.
*****
Disregard Appolonius Cocksuckius. He lives in a video game.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 15:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
knows me too well two below
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome to Ubersite. Learn to hate 99% of us and you'll do just fine here. Good first post...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah you'll hate, you'll hate it when scourge is spamming your email with requests for cock
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-18 14:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
eh, okay first post i guess.
welcome to uber.
you'll learn to hate it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-18 13:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you let your wife dress you?
what a cunt you must be.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE FIRST POST
oops
-2 DIE noob!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-10-18 12:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
newly weds
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-10-18 11:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cute
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good stuff Chase just a few tips for you.
Use more spacing, I"m sure you've read your own post by now and if you put a space in between those sentences that you break out for affect, it will make it much easier to read for everyone.
Refrain from using your real name or her real name on this website in the future. Not that it's a rule or anything but some people, some creepy fucks (yes we're looking at you JohnnyX) will seek you out or try to find out information about you.
Other than that, cheers and do at least 10 good posts before your first shit post. Please.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This didn't really make me smile and I did actually read it (which is something in itself) It was pretty uninspiring though.
However
I have a sneaky feeling you may be able to write well.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-10-18 09:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2007-10-18 08:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-18 08:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you should still go yell her name at some goats. It'd be fun if nothing else.
Every time I'm on the south coast of England I have to shout abuse at the French.