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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2007-10-15 15:51:21 EDT


I frikkin' love it when shit works out just as I had hoped it would.

The job offer came in today. $70k+ with bonuses. Weekly travel. Company car.

If only there were more people like ME in the world, people like APOLLO, METHOD and HIDDEN101 wouldn't have such a hard time finding idols to worship.

In related news, I just let off a 4 second fart in a public place and the last thing I had to eat was some meatloaf leftovers. Now I'm no expert on predictive social modeling, but I say this place clears out pretty quickly in a few minutes.


Good.


More wi-fi bandwidth for me.



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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-10-16 17:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 FAG

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-10-16 16:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If I had a nickel for every guy that Method's Mom blew, I would make way more than you in a year.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WAIT, wait a minute...

...so if you're travelling weekly, does that mean no more Uber for you?


I feel as if this place suddenly lost a little bit of its soul.
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Odd. If I thought any of this were real I'd also feel like Uber gained back a bit of it's soul.

Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WAIT, wait a minute...

...so if you're travelling weekly, does that mean no more Uber for you?


I feel as if this place suddenly lost a little bit of its soul.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-10-16 10:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


+1 for that look on your face...




looks like he's shitting his pants. Are you guys into that sort of thing?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whats that in money thats worth something though? About thrupence?

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-10-16 09:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hahahaha

i've already made 25k more than your pathetic salary and the year ain't over yet, alice. i'm expecting to bring in another 50k before it's all said and done.




ps- company cars aren't cool if it's a 2002 Dodge Intrepid, you fuckin' loser. i was in DC last week on business travel and my company car was a 2007 Volvo s60. so yeah, i'm real impressed....
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111996

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh look, an OathMeal ego post.

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-10-16 08:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

congrats

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-10-16 07:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-10-16 07:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WRISTCUTTERS LULLABY


It's hard for you

Seeing things the way you do

When you gave up that way I knew

You might get hurt a gain

I ran, when the po lice tried to contact me

I ran, I was so much a fraid

I ran, till my legs buckled under me

I ran, but I wish that I'd stayed
When I agreed to leave
I didn't think you had to give
Another demonstration like you did
And hurt yourself again
I ran ...

And now you're lying injured in your bed

I feel responsible for what you did

I sometimes wish that it was me instead of you
I want to say
I'm sorry that I couldn't stay
Although I let you down today
You won't get hurt again
I ran ...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-16 03:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

As many Chins as the Chinese phone book.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-16 02:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha, he does remind me of Andy Bernard here.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

heeeyyy, ITS THE BIG TUNA

Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OoOoOoOo a pissing contest in which there is no verifiable way to determine the winner, ROCK ON!!!!!!

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I can outperform you in absolutely any endeavor."

thats why youre a salesman. a traveling salesman. JamoWilly Loman.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-16 01:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You liar.

I want a copy of the real note, like you promised. Yes, I have that conversation saved.

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-15 23:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok, here's my suicide note - you ready?

"I want to die. Hidden101 and Creepy_guy make way more money doing much more interesting things than I ever could. Goodbye cruel world."



Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-10-15 22:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Does this mean you get your face on the cover of the dvd cases now, instead of just a credit on the back?

I'd check myself but I get uncomfortable in the fag section of the video store surrounded by all the beefy homos with crew cuts.


Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-15 22:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHO WILL KNOCK HIDDEN DOWN A COUPLE NOTCHES?

Shotgun!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 22:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

awwww, that one hurt me deep.



yeah, where is that suicide note? we're all dying to read it.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-15 22:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hahahaha

i've already made 25k more than your pathetic salary and the year ain't over yet, alice. i'm expecting to bring in another 50k before it's all said and done.




ps- company cars aren't cool if it's a 2002 Dodge Intrepid, you fuckin' loser. i was in DC last week on business travel and my company car was a 2007 Volvo s60. so yeah, i'm real impressed....
======

That was so annoying to read.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-15 22:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously, what happened to that suicide note you wrote at work?

You promised you'd send me a copy.

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-15 22:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hidden, you're a fucking pussy.

I can outperform you in absolutely any endeavor. I need to look no further than your pompous exaggerations of 'life in the military' to know that you're a plastic little bitch of a man who's neck I'd snap in 3 seconds.

"I'm the man"

Hahaha!! Seriously. GTFO.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-10-15 21:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

$70k with bonuses = $15k basic and $1.00 per bottle of all natural liquid testosterone supplement he telesales.






Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 21:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 21:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

all i'm doing is knocking this dickhead down a couple notches. you shouldn't brag to people on the internet about your mediocrity and expect it to be well-received.

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This seems a little ironic.


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i have the right to brag because i'm pretty much the man. this nerd does not.


(oh, and i'm not mediocre)

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 21:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

all i'm doing is knocking this dickhead down a couple notches. you shouldn't brag to people on the internet about your mediocrity and expect it to be well-received.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This seems a little ironic.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-10-15 21:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can make more than that a year playing guitar. VERY sad, but true.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-10-15 20:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This dipshit and Hidden101 should get married. Between them they
just might pull down 42K. . . Wow!! Just what Shlongy makes in a week!!




Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you shouldn't brag to people on the internet about your mediocrity and expect it to be well received...

===========================

Perhaps not but....

http://www.ubersite.com/m/112504

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the founders of google are billionaires and wear tshirts and jeans too. what's your point?


all i'm doing is knocking this dickhead down a couple notches. you shouldn't brag to people on the internet about your mediocrity and expect it to be well-received.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

A BUTTON DOWN COLLAR??? 70K A YEAR BIG DOGS DON'T WEAR BUTTON DOWN COLLARS, DO THEY?! GET WITH THE PROGRAM!
==================================

This is pure vanity. I have a friend who makes $300,000 a year, and I haven't seen him wear anything other than jeans and a t-shirt in years.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

A BUTTON DOWN COLLAR??? 70K A YEAR BIG DOGS DON'T WEAR BUTTON DOWN COLLARS, DO THEY?! GET WITH THE PROGRAM!

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's Hidden101! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGARHaQghRI

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hidden101 is a fashionista. I can't make fun of you for spending almost $400 on two small metal points though, since I have been known to spend a week's pay on a skirt or a pair of shoes.

Of course I'm poor, so a week's pay for me isn't all that much.

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's a button-down collar you fucking dolt.

And sinistral, I'm in sales. That's all you're getting out of me. Anything more and there'd be an e-mail in the inbox of the person who hired me, with a link to my sock post.

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Push-ups and squat thrusts. And push-ups.


Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what do you actually do?



__________________________

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAA


Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you may want to invest in some collar stays since you'll be making so much money, you'll need to wear fine clothing every day to work. you look unkept and there's no way i'd take you seriously in a business meeting with that bent collar and half windsor knot in your cheap tie.

these are the ones i use- http://www.kjbeckett.com/acatalog/ets-collarstays-stayclip.html


just something to think about.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 19:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Push-ups and squat thrusts. And push-ups.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what do you actually do?

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This reminds me of when I was in the Army and some douchebag that I went to High School with got into it with me about work and money and shit. This jackass got his Bachelors in Math and was now working at the same HS we graduated from as a Geometry teacher.

Asshole with a BS: "So Scott, what's your rank?"

Me: "Specialist."

Asshole with a BS: "Oh, well I'm a teacher back at our old HS. I make about 32k/yr.

Me: "Really, I'm of one of the lowest pay grades in the US Military and, with my housing allowance, I make about 4,500/yr more than you."

Asshole with a BS: "Well, my benefits package really kicks ass. I have a 20 dollar copay with medical, a 401(k), a cheap dental plan and 30 days vacation."

Me: "Well that's pretty cool. I have free medical, free dental, tax free shopping on post, a clothing allowance, a monthly sustainment allowance for food, toothpaste, gas, etc., 30 days paid vacation a year which doesn't include all the monthly 4 day passes I get of which I'm also paid for, a sweet uniform that chicks totally fucking dig, 100% tuition assistance, free use of gym and MWR facilities, a sign-on bonus, and, should I decide to stay in, retirement after 20 years with a guaranteed retirement check that I don't have to make any financial contributions to for the entire duration of my career."

Asshole with a BS: "Well, yeah but you have to go to places like Iraq and shit."

Me: "I'd rather spend a possible 8 or 9 years out of a 20-year military career deployed to various places of the world where I can have all sorts of interesting and enlightening experiences than baby-sit a bunch of snot-nosed high school pukes for 30 years before I can even ATTEMPT to collect a retirement check."

Asshole with a BS: "........." (translation: my shit has been ruined)

About a 18 months later, the administration went through huge budget cuts and he ended up getting laid off. He got a job at a bank as a loan officer, making about 50k/yr. I got a job as a Weapons Technician with DOD and started making over twice as much.

Moral of the story: It doesn't matter how much money you make, because there will always be SOMEBODY, not a lot of people, but still SOMEBODY, with a lot less formal education than you that has a much bigger paycheck.

Good luck with your new job.







Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


+1 for that look on your face...



Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


+1 for that look on your face...



Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NEAT!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hurry up and sign that offer letter, richie rich. you wouldn't want to miss out on that massive pile of money you're going to be making. also, make sure you don't smoke in your company car. cloth seats just soak that shit in and you don't want to be reprimanded.


also, i hope you're planning on living in the middle of Idaho. 70k doesn't really buy you much anywhere else, bud.

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hi, M!

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:25:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you see the game on Saturday?


_______________________


Unfortunately, I have been too preoccupied with following the Colorado Rockies (AHEM WORLD SERIES BITCHES) being as this IS my new home state.

But go dawgs, unconditionally.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

$70k a year is the most money any human being makes in the history of money. im thoroughly impressed and slightly aroused. marry me?


hahahaha



I make $9 an hour. What up now, bitches?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Camping by oneself is no fun, sugar britches.

Did you see the game on Saturday? My God, what an abortion of a season this has turned out to be. I predict we end up 7 and 5, AT BEST, and lose whatever shitty bowl we go to.

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The only one of you numbskulls allowed to camp on my post is Jeanneee and that's because she's a UGA fan.

The rest of you GTFO.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who dressed you this morning? A pirate?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 18:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If for no other reason, do it because the ladies of the pole appreciate it.

I would, but most strippers probably make more in one night than I do in a week. So fuck 'em.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i give money showers all night when i roll up into a strip club. there's really no point to spending thousands of dollars on strippers. i just do it because i can.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Orphelia, if you think Shlongy has never witnessed live girl-on-girl, you've obviously never been to a strip club with him.

Shlongy makes it rain.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

still ginger.






epic fail

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Techno your such a tease.
We will probably break his pacemaker with all our sexy lesbian antics.
RIP Shlongy. He died watching what he loves best.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how about inviting ubersite's other big swingin' dick to join, ladies?

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:08:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:04:58 EDT (#)
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Back off Shlongy Techno is mine!
Be a good boy we'll let you watch.
No touching

__________

He won't be able to touch..... we will have him handcuffed and totaly helpless

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Back off Shlongy Techno is mine!
Be a good boy we'll let you watch.
No touching.

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:00:55 EDT (#)
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Techno Ratty - your such a little tart. Wanna hook up for a bit of chick on chick?

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with you, my darlin'.... anytime!!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Techno Ratty - your such a little tart. Wanna hook up for a bit of chick on chick?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 17:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're right. I can squeeze you in today...I'm thinking 5:30-ish.

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It was a guesstimate, based on the dimensions of the scar, and the fact that Oathy is a cock hungry homo with roid rage issues


____________________

ha ha ha, now you are being very, very mean, and therefore need a good spanking!!

Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Didn't you get the memo? http://www.ubersite.com/m/112467

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It was a guesstimate, based on the dimensions of the scar, and the fact that Oathy is a cock hungry homo with roid rage issues.

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

He miscalculated on the last blow job he was giving.

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Jesus How do you know that, were you there?? I heard it was a tragic muff diving accident!!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahaha below

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

He miscalculated on the last blow job he was giving.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whats the scar under your chin from, handsome?

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:41:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:41:05 EDT (#)
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.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:35:55 EDT (#)
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So tonight it's out to the bars for your usual culling of a hottie from the herd. This one's got some foreign accent that is hawt! Back to your place by 7:30 and what does she do but call her sister! The sister shows up after you've had a few more drinks. You finally get around to asking their names and you find they're both called Pam. A bit strange, but what the heck, maybe they do that in Europe. You're all on the bed and the action begins - hot and heavy. These two are all over you. They smile and say that you're in for the experience of a lifetime, because they're ambisexual! Anticipation! Alas, they're from Europe, and the 'l' in their name is silent. You wake up sticky and alone again. But at least you're can smile. At least you're still ambisexual.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hahahaha

i've already made 25k more than your pathetic salary and the year ain't over yet, alice. i'm expecting to bring in another 50k before it's all said and done.




ps- company cars aren't cool if it's a 2002 Dodge Intrepid, you fuckin' loser. i was in DC last week on business travel and my company car was a 2007 Volvo s60. so yeah, i'm real impressed....

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:13:21 EDT (#)
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good luck dorothy

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

are you slightly mental perchance??
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genius above

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HUZZAH

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

steak is not impressed

no capitol letters or punctuation for you

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

smug camwhore alert

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

$70k a year is the most money any human being makes in the history of money. im thoroughly impressed and slightly aroused. marry me?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey well at least you'll get an untraceable work email this time.

of course, we still all know your name.

i'm honestly saying good luck.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 16:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DO ANOTHER POST ABOUT YOUR MAKE-BELIEVE TRIP OUT WEST!!!

Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

are you slightly mental perchance??

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fag below.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Getting ready for your next round of Electroshock, Lurch?

Tell them to up the voltage.

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't you have another account to hijack for your shennanigans?




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Yea, yours.

Watch your back, Jacob.

Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't you have another account to hijack for your shennanigans?

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

filename

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look like andy from 'the office'

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-15 15:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahhh, Oathy.
I've missed you.
...
And your sock.


Oooh ... maca-ma-damia nuts.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart's Dog Gets an F